Right, Left, Truth, and Observable Reality

Quite a while back when I was posting on the now-defunct Themestream.com I fisked an essay written by another Themestreamer. (I did a lot of that.) His piece was entitled “The Aims and Abilities of Liberals and Conservatives” and while I don’t have a copy of the entire essay, I quoted from it extensively in my response, Liberal v. Conservative: Both are Necessary – which I also posted to this blog back in June of last year. I called the author “John Doe” in the posting here, but for clarity I’d like to make it known that the author I was fisking was Marriah Star, self-described philosopher and utopist. Feel free to peruse his site, because I believe that Mr. Star is the prototypical example of the modern big “L” Liberal.

What inspired this essay was one of the points of Mr. Star’s piece as I parsed it in Liberal v. Conservative:

Mr. (Star) writes that “Liberals are nomads” who are open-minded and have widely varying viewpoints due to their “various travels”, and who have a hard time getting together because they “live in separate truths, with no single reality dominating their lives”. This is, he says, in opposition to conservatives who “exist in cliques” because they “largely possess one mind.” (“We are Borg. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.”) Conservatives, he writes, have the ability to mobilize very quickly by repeating the same thought until they convince themselves of it.” (I cannot help, however, in reflecting just how fast the Liberals mobilized themselves and repeated “we must count all the votes” until they convinced themselves that it had not happened.) (“No Blood for Ooooiiiiilllllll!!!!” comes to mind presently. And “BUSH LIED!” And others, but I digress.)
“Conservatives”, he says, “may not communicate the truth, but they have the ability to change reality so that it reflects their truth.”

Now, let me quote David Brooks from the New York Times yesterday:

Every election year, we in the commentariat come up with a story line to explain the result, and the story line has to have two features. First, it has to be completely wrong. Second, it has to reassure liberals that they are morally superior to the people who just defeated them.

In past years, the story line has involved Angry White Males, or Willie Horton-bashing racists. This year, the official story is that throngs of homophobic, Red America values-voters surged to the polls to put George Bush over the top.

Now let me illustrate how the LEFT has “mobilize(d) very quickly by repeating the same thought until they convince themselves of it.”


Steve Sack, Minneapolis Star-Tribune


Rob Rogers, Pittsburgh Post-Gazette


Nick Anderson, Louisville (KY) Courier-Journal


M.E. Cohen, freelance


Matt Davies, New York Journal-News


John Branch, San Antonio Express-News


Chris Britt, Illinois State Journal-Register


Ann Telnaes, Tribune Media Services.

Add also: The Boston Globe‘s Scott Greenburger, The San Jose Mercury News, and on and on and on.

In response to Mr. Star’s assertion that conservatives “have the ability to mobilize very quickly by repeating the same thought until they convince themselves of it,” I wrote:

Excuse me? If Liberals “live in separate truths” then what makes the Conservative version of “truth” any less valid than the myriad Liberal versions? Because more than one person believes it at any one time? This strikes me as psychobabble. Is there “truth” at all? How does one judge? It seems to me that the objective criteria is: is your version of “truth” consistent with observable reality? If not, it doesn’t matter if you’re Liberal or Conservative, you’re wrong.

It seems apparent now that liberals do not, in fact, “live in separate truths.” They are instead largely a Borg-like collective just waiting for their marching orders from their ideological masters, telling them what to think about what just happened to them. As “Sad American” attempted to explain to the Ideological Left in her open letter to the Democrats, How You Could Have Had My Vote, a lot of people in the ideological middle are more than capable of ignoring the endlessly repeated memes of either the Left or the Right and make up their own minds. In contrast to novelist Jane Smiley’s assertion that “Red Staters” are “unteachably ignorant”, “Sad American” illustrates that they’re infinitely able to learn – and reject the teachings of their supercilious, condescending, and outright insulting would-be masters.

It would appear that the “radical middle” still has at least a tenuous grasp on observable reality, and can discern when the Left’s version of “truth” has strayed outside it.

And it would seem to me that Mr. Star’s assertion that it is conservatives who repeat the same thought until they convince themselves of it, and are able to change reality so that it reflects their truth is a bit of psychological projection of the most obvious sort.

UPDATE, 11/8: Eugene Volokh points to this Daily Kos post by Tom Schaller (associate professor of political science at the University of Maryland, Baltimore County, who has written for the Baltimore Sun, Boston Globe, Los Angeles Times, Washington Post and Salon) that includes the following:

Marching order #1, therefore, is this: No matter whom you talk to outside our circles, begin to perpetuate the (false, exaggerated) notion that George Bush’s victory was built not merely on values issues, but gay marriage specifically. If you feel a need to broaden it slightly, try depicting the GOP as a majority party synonymous with gay-haters, warmongers and country-clubbers. Because I, for one, am tired of hearing whiny complaints from conservatives that, not only do I not have values, but that I fail to properly respect the values of people who are all too happy to buy into, no less perpetuate, inaccurate caricatures of the 54+ million Americans who voted Tuesday for John Kerry.

Criticizing the GOP ain’t gonna build us a new national majority. But the process is brick by brick, or perhaps, brickbat by brickbat. We didn’t decide the rules of engagement, but that’s what they are and so we may as well start firing away. Oh, and Ralph: Thanks for the help.

It would appear that “Marching Order #1” has very quickly made the rounds. RTWT. ESPECIALLY the comments. And all of Prof. Volokh’s take on it, too.

If You Only Read One Post Today…

Read How You Could Have Had My Vote. I don’t agree with everything the young lady said (if I did, one of us would be redundant) but she illustrates plainly and in excruciating detail precisely why the Democrats have been losing votes for the last decade.

And remember the differential – they’re now calling it 52-47, but that’s still only a 5% difference. There were a large number of “Sad Americans” casting ballots for George W.

And think about what she has to say regarding the Republicans, as well.

There’s a sh!tload of people in the “radical middle” who are not at all pleased with either choice.

A Little Clarity is What the SUBJECTS Want, Too!



I believe I’ve mentioned before on this blog the case of Harry Stanley, a good-ole boy (British type) who stopped by the pub on his way home from a furniture repair shop with a table leg in a plastic bag. Some Brit, being a gun-phobe apparently, called the cops with a claim that said table leg was a sawed-off shotgun. Mr. Stanley, after finishing his pint, picked up his table leg and proceeded towards home – however he was met by two “armed response” officers. Fearing his “shotgun,” they both fired at him when he turned at their call. One to the hand, one to the head, Mr. Stanley was dead.

To add insult to injury, just two days before his doctor had told him that his battle against colon cancer was over – he’d beaten it.

That was five years ago.

The initial inquest cleared the two officers of any wrongdoing. After all, under British law it didn’t matter that the officers weren’t actually in any danger, the fact that they believed they were made it OK to use deadly force in self-defense.

Except that only seems to work when the one on the deadly-force inflicting side is a police officer. Remember several months ago while I was arguing discussing this topic with Tim Lambert? He provided pages from an English law text explaining the specifics of the use of force in self-defense. Let me quote that again:

When a defendant deliberately used a lock knife he had opened prior to an incident, and stabbed an assailant after the defendant had received a single blow to the face, it was held that this could not possibly be reasonable. (R v Whyte [1987] 3 All ER 416)

On the other hand, if a plea of self-defence is raised when the defendant had acted under a mistake as to the facts, he must be judged according to his mistaken belief of the facts regardless of whether, viewed objectively, his mistake was reasonable. So where a policeman shot dead a man who was unarmed and had already surrendered he was still entitled to claim his action was in self-defence if he honestly believed this to be the situation. The test is whether his action was reasonable in the situation as he perceived it, rather than as it actually was. (Beckford v R [1987] 3 All ER 425)

So, in this case, the police actually thought they were in danger because they believed (erroneously) that the table leg was a sawed-off, and thus their use of deadly force was justified. Tragic, but I can understand the reasoning.

Contrast this to the case of Brett Osborn, which I detailed here. Mr. Osborn was confronted by a drugged out maniac, slathered in his own blood, who had broken into Mr. Osborn’s residence and who appeared to be dangerous as hell. Go read the whole sordid story, but here are the highlights: Mr. Osborne stabbed Wayne Halling with a steak knife – which didn’t seem to have much effect, but eventually caused Mr. Halling’s demise since Halling fought off any attempt by EMTs (or their British equivalent) to aid him. Mr. Osborn was then charged with murder! Instead of risking life imprisonment in a jury trial, Mr. Osborn pled guilty to manslaughter and was sentenced to five years. The judge on the case was quoted:

Judge Shirley Anwyl QC said that she accepted that Halling could have been perceived to be “dangerous to others”. But she added: “With hindsight it is clear that Halling was presenting no real danger to anyone but himself.

But the law isn’t supposed to depend on hindsight. It’s supposed to depend on what you believe at the time – erroneous or not.

Now, here’s how Mr. Osborn’s lawyer explained the law, circa 2004:

“The law,” explains Harry Potter, the barrister who, with Charles Bott, would defend Osborn, “does not require the intention to kill for a prosecution for murder to succeed. All that is required is an intention to cause serious bodily harm. That intention can be fleeting and momentary. But if it is there in any form at all for just a second – that is, if the blow you struck was deliberate rather than accidental – you can be guilty of murder and spend the rest of your life in prison.

“Moreover,” Mr Potter continues, “while self-defence is a complete defence to a charge of murder, the Court of Appeal has ruled that if the force you use is not judged to have been reasonable – if a jury, that is, decides it was disproportionate – then you are guilty of murder. A conviction for murder automatically triggers the mandatory life sentence. There are no exceptions.”The legal situation was explained to Osborn by his defence team. Mr Bott and Mr Potter advised him that although they thought it very unlikely that any jury would reject his plea that he had stabbed Halling in self-defence, they could not, in all honesty, claim that it was a certainty. There was a small chance that a jury might decide that his use of the knife was “disproportionate”. The jurors would then be bound, under the law, to convict him of murder.

And apparently that understanding is the one the judge had, because she said:

By your plea you have accepted that you intended real serious injury. Your use of violence was not wholly unpremeditated in that you did equip yourself with at least one knife.

She added: “I am in no doubt about your genuine remorse and your appreciation of the appalling effect that the killing of Halling has and continues to have on his relatives and friends.”

In her infinite leniency, she only gave Mr. Osborn five years. I’d have given him – at most – a brisk slap on the wrist. (And a pat on the back, in chambers.)

Now, I’d say that deliberately arming oneself with a firearm, aiming that gun at someone, and pulling the trigger would meet the definition of “premeditation,” “an intention to cause serious bodily harm,” and “intending real serious injury,” wouldn’t you? And with hindsight (being 20/20 and all) it is clear that Mr. Stanley was presenting no real danger to anyone, including himself, right? So why should the cops get a different standard?

Now I find out through Mr. Free Market that this current interpretation of the law is apparently going to be applied to police officers – and they’re not at all happy about it. The widow of Harry Stanley has fought for five years to change the decision clearing Police Constable Kevin Fagan and Inspector Neil Sharman of the killing of her husband – and she won. Both officers have been suspended for “unlawful killing” after a second inquiry. (Hindsight must improve with time.) Apparently no charges of murder or manslaughter have been filed against them as of yet.

But other “armed response” officers protested – and turned in their firearms, threatening a strike – because they don’t like the idea of being second-guessed over making life-or-death decisions in split seconds.

Why not? It’s exactly the position that every other British subject is in. Only they don’t get firearms to defend themselves with. They get steak knives.

If they’re lucky.

The BBC asked the question Were police right to hand in their guns? Here are some of the responses, but RTWT:

As a serving PC this case illustrates to me why I would never want to carry a firearm at work. I would never want be in the position of having to make the decision to kill another person. I feel that the only route now open for police officers in the UK now is for us all to refuse to carry firearms, then perhaps there will be a real debate.

Alex, Exeter, Devon

No guns for anyone – let’s rid the world of them. You know it make sense.

Jo, Brighton, UK

Oh, right. I’ll just put on my magic shoes, click my heels three times and chant “there’s nothing like disarmament, there’s nothing like disarmament, there’s nothing like disarmament” and they’ll all just vanish!

This is a sadly typical legal minefield where the only winners are the lawyers. Police officers (and members of the armed forces) are placed in an impossible situation, having to make a split second decision. When later the information they had at the time proves to be wrong they are then accused of wrongful killing. People making these judgements have a lot more information and the benefit of not facing a possibly “armed” adversary. The rules covering armed officers should have been made clear in the legislation so that officers know they will not be maliciously prosecuted if they made a mistake, providing the rules of engagement had been strictly followed.

Ian Hanson, Stockport, UK

And, Ian, please explain to me how the police differ from someone whose home has been broken into by a crack addict looking for something to steal? Why is it that the homeowner must live up to a higher standard than the police officer?

More:

I am a serving Police officer. Although I sympathise with the family in this tragic case we must give officers more protection. What we have in essence is a split second decision to shoot analysed with the benefit of hindsight over five years. I have noticed a real trend towards prosecuting officers any chance given. We are falling over ourselves to be seen to be fair whilst ignoring the effect this has the wellbeing of the officer involved and the moral of their colleagues.

Andy, Bucks

It seems to me, Andy, that the system “falls all over itself to be fair” to the burglars and muggers at the expense of the law-abiding. How about both they AND you getting the benefit of the doubt? The citizens have noticed a “real trend towards prosecuting” THEM at “any chance given,” too. Not much fun when the shoe’s on the other foot, is it?

More Gloating…. Sorry. (Not)

I’m sure everyone is familiar with this picture:

But I don’t think many of you have seen this one.

Just had to pass THAT one on.

The London Sunday Telegraph is Apparently Serious About This

I posted last week about the London Telegraph pursuing legislation to make it legal to use whatever force a homeowner finds necessary to resist a home invader without fear of prosecution. They followed up last Sunday with a column of stories of previous victims that illustrates the problem quite well.

Stories of bravery and tragedy from crime victims

By Karyn Miller

The public gave overwhelming backing last week to The Telegraph’s campaign to allow people to protect their homes and families from intruders without fear of criminal prosecution or compensation claims.

Hundreds of messages of support were sent to the newspaper, many from people, including a former police officer and a security camera manufacturer, who have been subjected to violent attacks in their own homes. Some said they had used force to fend off their attackers only to be arrested and charged with assault. Others argued that the concept of “reasonable force”, with which victims can legally defend themselves, is so ill-defined that the balance of the law is weighted in the criminals’ favour.

Eric Butler, 73, a retired credit controller from Chingford, Essex, said: “The concept of reasonable force is nonsense. I should know: when I defended myself, I had the book thrown at me.”

In 1987, Mr Butler’s plight provoked an outcry. He was attacked on a London Underground train by a man who kicked him in the face, grabbed him by the throat and began banging his head against the carriage.

Only Mr Butler knew that the walking stick he carried concealed a four-inch ornamental blade. As the grip around his neck tightened and he felt his consciousness fade, Mr Butler unsheathed the blade and fought back.

The attacker was taken to hospital with abdominal wounds and later received an 18-month prison sentence. Mr Butler was convicted of carrying an offensive weapon, fined £200 and given a 28-day suspended prison sentence. On appeal the sentence was quashed but the fine raised to £300.

“I still have the stick and if the incident was repeated, I would do exactly the same thing,” he said last week. “Had I not repelled my attacker sufficiently, I wouldn’t have had a second chance.”

Now that you’ve admitted to still possessing an offensive weapon, expect a visit from Big Brother. Mr. Butler was mentioned in the excellent piece All The Way Down The Slippery Slope by Dave Kopel and Joseph Olsen from 1999. Read that. It discusses how the UK got to where they are today.

Readers who rang to back the campaign believed that the law must be changed so that intruders lose all protection once they break into someone else’s property.

Mark Mercer, 65, from Scapegoat Hill near Huddersfield, West Yorks, said: “At long last someone is coming out against the asinine law that protects burglars’ rights.”

In January Mr Mercer, who owns a security camera company, held a burglar at bay with his pocket knife while his wife, Mary, telephoned the police. A second intruder escaped.

“As we waited for the police our burglar, who had a small injury that did not require so much as a sticking plaster, sat on our sofa and announced, ‘I am going to sue you for this.’

“These men entered our house noisily, presumably confident that we would not dare to disturb them.

“What really gets me is that they felt secure in their belief that if action was taken against them they could probably do better out of the compensation than they could out of the burglary.”

Mr Mercer’s burglar was jailed for three years and has not as yet launched his civil action.

Note the “yet.”

Simon Jones, 36, the director of a Liverpool chauffeur company and a former police officer, said: “If the definition of reasonable force was cleared up, there wouldn’t be the problem of criminals suing for compensation. Everyone would know where they stood.”

Mr Jones confronted armed burglars in his home last year, outside a room where his wife and two-year-old daughter were cowering. When they pulled out a 7in knife and threatened to cut his head off, Mr Jones gave them the keys to the Volvo and the Mercedes on his drive. The men were never caught. “I would like to know, for future reference: is the golf club by my bed a weapon or not?” If there was a next time, Mr Jones said, he intended to use it.

There’s that “chilling effect” again.

George Knowles, 62, a former Cadbury’s employee from Birkenhead, Wirral, believed that his parents’ deaths were hastened by a burglary in December 2001.

“As far as I am concerned, my parents were murdered by these men. They never expected to be attacked in their own home.” During the raid Mr Knowles’ 80-year-old father, who had arthritis, was dragged around his house with his arm twisted behind his back. Mr Knowles’ blind mother, also 80, was pinioned to her bed.

The burglars made off with the couple’s savings of £2,000 and were never caught. Mr and Mrs Knowles never recovered from the ordeal and both died within a year. Their son said: “It is time to take a stand. We should have taken a stand years ago. People burgling your home should not be there. If they are, you should have the authority to do something.”

You do. The State just doesn’t recognize it.

Many readers had desperately sad stories to tell. Patricia Clifford, 66, spoke about Bill Clifford, her brother-in-law. The 77-year-old from Aldershot, Hants, brandished a toy gun at youths who had kicked his door, broken his windows and made his life miserable. He was promptly charged with possession of an imitation firearm.

On the day in 2001 that he was due in court, Mr Clifford hanged himself at home. Mrs Clifford said: “Your campaign has my support. What happened to Bill was terrible. He was a law-abiding man all his life. He had been telling the police about everything that was going on, but nothing was done. He never told anybody about being arrested – he was such a proud man.”

I mentioned Mr. Clifford in that months-long argument discussion with Tim Lambert. Mr. Clifford was not the only man to have committed suicide under similar circumstances.

Earlier this year Elizabeth Tighe, who is in her eighties, saw off a knife-wielding burglar with the help of her husband Francis, who stuck his foot out from his wheelchair and sent the intruder flying. The man fled from the Tighes’ home in Bromsgrove, Hereford and Worcester, empty-handed and turned himself in to police.

Mrs Tighe said: “I don’t know what I would have done if he had been more violent, but I would have defended myself – and I should be able to do so without worrying about what the police will say.”

Note that the assailant had a knife. I doubt that he expected a couple of unarmed pensioners to resist.

David Thomas, 64, a retired naval officer from Burnham, Bucks, suggested that the laws on householders’ rights be remodelled on those of the American state of Oklahoma, where householders can use deadly force against intruders. If any injuries or deaths result, householders are immune from compensation claims. Since the law was passed in 1988, burglaries in Oklahoma have halved.

But… but… that can’t be! Those two facts can’t be related! Oklahomans must be bloodthirsty killers just waiting to blow someone away! (But that can’t be responsible for burglars there finding a safer way to make a living.)

“The reason that such laws have not been passed over here is because the British government fears and distrusts the British people,” said Mr Thomas.

That’s been my assertion all along.

Hazel Densem, 59, a nurse from Macclesfield, Cheshire, registered her support for the campaign: “Your campaign is very important. Most of us would do anything to keep our families safe and the law as it stands is simply not good enough.”

Julian Blackwell, the 75-year-old chairman of the Milestone media group, contacted The Sunday Telegraph from his Oxfordshire home to declare himself a “passionate supporter”. He has obtained a legal opinion on the definition of “reasonable force” and hopes to organise seminars to teach people about their rights and how they can protect themselves.

I wish the Telegraph all the best in their quest. I doubt they’ll accomplish much, but at least they’re TRYING. Is the temperature in Hell dropping?

What, No Prices??

Via Kim I find that the Violence Policy Center has provided parents and grandparents a very useful chart of “youth” firearms for our kids and grandkids. How nice! But they left off the prices! How can you be a good shopper if you don’t know what they cost? Anyway, if you don’t want to sully yourself by actually visiting the VPC, I’ve reproduced the chart here.

Manufacturer Model Caliber Weight Barrel Length Capacity
Anschutz 1451 Sporter Target 22 6.3 lbs. 22″ 10 shots
. 1451 Beavertail 22 6.6 lbs. 22″ 5 shots
Armscor Model 12Y 22 4 lbs. 18.38″ single shot
. Model 14Y 22 5 lbs. 18.38″ 6 shots
Browning Micro Hunter 22, 223, 7mm, 260,308, 243 6.25 lbs. 20″ 5 shots
. Buck Mark Sporter 22 4.13 lbs. 18″ 10+1 shots
Connecticut ValleyArms Youth Hunter 50 5 lbs. 24″ muzzleloader
CZ Scout Youth Rifle 22 4 lbs. 16.2″ 10 shots
Charles Daly Field True Youth 22 3.5 lbs. 16.25″ single shot
. Field YouthRepeater 22 4.75 lbs. 17.5″ 6 shots
Henry RepeatingArms Company Henry Lever Youth Model 22 22 4.5 lbs. . .
. Golden Boy 22 9.75 lbs. 20″ 16 shots
. Mini Bolt 22 22 3.25 lbs. 16.25″ single shot
Kimber Classic 22 6.5 lbs. 22″ 5 shots
Marlin Model 15YN 22 4.25 lbs. 16.25″ single shot
New England Firearms Superlight Handi-Rifle Youth 22, 223, 243 5.3 lbs. 20″ .
. Handi-Rifle Youth 223, 243 7 lbs. 22″ .
. Sportster Youth 22 5.3 lbs. 20″ .
Remington Arms Model 700 ADLSynthetic Youth 243, 308 6.75 lbs. 20″ 4 shots
. Model 700 ML Youth 50 7.25 lbs. 21″ .
Rogue Rifle Co. Chipmunk 22 2.5 lbs. 16″ .
Savage Arms Model 10GY, 110GY 223, 243, 308, 270 6.2 lbs. 22″ 4 shots
. Model Mark I-GY 22 5 lbs. 19″ single shot

There’s a table for youth shotguns, too, but I’m not much of a smoothbore shooter. My grandkids are four and five. Maybe in a couple of years…

UPDATED: By demand, I’ve added hotlinks to manufacturers and to specific firearms where I could find them. This chart is obviously out of date, as Savage has many more Youth models, for example, and I couldn’t find any mention of some models such as the CVA Youth Hunter.

Go! Explore. Put your kids on your lap and go shopping!

Merry Christmas! And remember: Gun safety starts when you’re young!

UPDATE II: Oh, right. I do all the hard work, but it’s KIM that Glenn Reynolds instalanches. (Like he needs more hits.) 😉

In Reference to the “Purple State” Post Below

Powerline’s “Big Trunk” made the point a bit more clear in his post The 3 percent solution:

When the electorate rejected George McGovern in 1972 and Walter Mondale in 1984, it did so on each occasion by a margin of roughly 20 percent. The McGovern/Mondale/Kerry view of the United States has made enormous inroads in the past twenty years. It is less than three percent short of a majority and the trendline seems to be moving in its favor. Shouldn’t we be asking what we need to do to roll it back before it crosses over to majority status?

Look closely at that map again and consider what over six decades of public school indoctrination in Leftism has done to the population of this country. What can we do to roll it back? Because, in the main, it appears that the best we’ve been able to accomplish has been a holding action.

Remember: Statist vs. Statist-lite.

How the HELL did I Miss This?

Varifrank wrote a piece on October 11 very much in the same vein of my That Sumbitch Ain’t Been BORN!An explanation of what it is that Americans believe. It’s long, but it’s worth it if you missed it too.

The Secret Weapon

Excerpts:

Americans don’t believe that there is a class of people who should lead them. Americans infact tend to loathe and despise any person who feels that they “Deserve to be in charge!”. We dont see a “lord and master” or messiah in the office of President, we see a man, someone who’s just like us, even when nothing could be further from the truth, thats what we like to see.

I then tell them the truth that the dont want to hear:

“Americans share two universal traits. First, all Americans are exiles of some sort, we are all run out, chased out, thrown out, burned out or sold out of all the other countries in the world. No American is in America because things were working well for them in the places they were from. Talk to an American long enough, and you’ll always find the scalawag who escaped from the noose back in county cork, or the ancestor of the kid who was on the run from conscription in Bismarcks Germany and never saw his family again, you’ll find people who are descended from people who were burned from their homes in during a progrom in Minsk, or survivors of the Armenian Genocide in Turkey. For most of us, America wasnt our first choice as much as it was our last chance.

Second, Americans share one thing in common with each other that no other person in the world can understand. While the rest of the world goes to bed at night saying “Well if things get really bad, I can always go to the States…” As Americans, we know that we have nowhere else to go. If we dont make it here, there is no where else we can go, and few places that will accept us even if we wanted to go. If America were to fall, we all know that we would not be welcome anywhere else. That, is why we fight so hard, that is why we still hold onto our patriotism and faith whem most of the world has thrown theirs away.

Damned straight.

Satire mode=ON!

A poster over at AR15.com (who wishes to remain anonymous) contributed the following:

I finally got my phone call from Karl Rove’s Soldiers of Christ brigade today. Now that President Bush has been reelected, Operation Red America is now being implemented.

I’m supposed to report for duty at one of my neighborhood churches. We will be issued black battle dress trousers and brown shirts. We were also issued truncheons, jackboots, and gas masks that will filter out hemp and crack fumes. Apparently my assignment will be “camp guard.” In the interests of cost cutting, we were asked to supply our own jumper cables and dog leashes.

We will be trained in suppression and apprehension techniques. The progressives will be rounded up slowly at first, but the pace is scheduled to pick up around Christmas. By next year, all of America’s cultural and intellectual leftist elite will be imprisoned in reeducation camps.

We have waited so long to purge these Great States of America of the liberal disease, and the train is finally rolling.

If any of you wish to join the effort, please IM me and I will send contact info. Hint: non-Christians, non-Whites, and women need not apply.

Oh, BTW, please don’t repeat this to anyone, especially not the Leftists. God forbid they find out.

One of the respondents in the thread commented:

You too? My job is to set up Patchouli oil honeypots in select areas….

Another said:

LOL if I sent that to my mom she would believe it… Even though I haven’t been to church in two decades, despise authority and would much rather shoot at JBTs of the left or right flavor than join them.

Finally, my favorite reply:

What is interesting to think about is how revolting this is to every freedom-loving American. If you tried to explain that to one of the liberal dirtbags, they’d never believe you. They really think that we think like that!

More on The Divide

Ravenwood links to USAToday’s by-county map showing the separation between Red and Blue America:

(Alaska should be red, but Alaska doesn’t report by county.) One of his commenters has a link to a more detailed PDF version.

Actually, though, those maps are quite misleading. It’s not a simple binary function – it’s analog. Via Boing Boing I found an analog by-county map of the continental U.S. showing the degree of “Red” or “Blue” each county has by interpolating USAToday’s county-by-county data with US Census Bureau data, and that map should give you some pause for thought. (Click on the image for a larger, more legible version. The black areas are where data is in conflict or missing.)

It’s true that Democrats are most heavily concentrated in urban areas and Republicans in rural ones, but it’s not, as I said, a binary separation as the USAToday map depicts. Remember: 51-48%. That’s a pretty tight division.

We shouldn’t forget that. And remember this, too. The Leftist Moonbats and the Right-Wingnuts are just a small part of those percentages.

There’s a bunch of people not that far apart. This isn’t North vs. South.

And there’s a whole bunch who don’t bother to vote at all. Where do they fit in?