This is so Accurate (but not AUTHENTIC) it HURTS.


Stolen shamelessly from Free Market Fairy Tales. Read it and weep:

AMERICANS WITH NO ABILITIES ACT PASSES CONGRESS

May 23, 2005

WASHINGTON, DC (AP) – Congress approved sweeping legislation, which provides new benefits for many Americans. The Americans with No Abilities Act (AWNAA), signed into law by President John Kerry shortly after its passage, is being hailed as a major victory by advocates of the millions of Americans who lack any real skills or ambition.

“Roughly 50 percent of Americans do not possess the competence and drive necessary to carve out a meaningful role for themselves in society,” said Kerry, a longtime AWNA supporter. “This is why many of them voted for me. We can no longer stand by and allow People of Inability to be ridiculed and passed over.
With this legislation, employers will no longer be able to grant special favors to a small group of workers, simply because they do a better job, or have some idea of what they are doing”, said Kerry.

President Kerry pointed to the success of the US Postal Service, which has a long-standing policy of providing opportunity without regard to performance. Approximately 80 percent of postal employees lack job skills, making this agency the single largest US employer of Persons of Inability.

Private sector industries with good records of nondiscrimination against the Inept include retail sales (72%), the airline industry (68%),and home improvement “warehouse” stores (65%)

President Kerry has also set an example, personally selecting hundreds of non-able people for top government positions, including many cabinet-level jobs.

Under the Americans with No Abilities Act, more than 25 million “middle man” positions will be created, with important-sounding titles but little real responsibility, thus providing an illusory sense of purpose and performance.

Mandatory non-performance-based raises and promotions will be given, to guarantee upward mobility for even the most unremarkable employees. The legislation provides substantial tax breaks to corporations which maintain a significant level of Persons of Inability in top positions, and gives a tax credit to small and medium businesses that agree to hire one clueless worker for every two talented hires.

Finally, the AWNAA contains tough new measures to make it more difficult to discriminate against the non-able, banning discriminatory interview questions such as “Do you have any goals for the future?” or “Do you have any skills or experience which relate to this job?” and “Are you awake?”

“As a non-able person, I can’t be expected to keep up with people who have something going for them,” said Mary Lou Gertz, who lost her position as a lug-nut twister at the GM plant in Flint, MI due to her lack of notable job skills. “This new law should really help people like me.”

With the passage of this bill, Gertz and millions of other untalented citizens can finally see a light at the end of the tunnel. Said Kerry, “It is our duty as lawmakers to provide each and every American citizen, regardless of his or her adequacy, with some sort of space to take up in this great society which I lead.”

Damn, that’s just close enough to the truth to be scary.

UPDATE, 9/17: Apparently it’s not a joke. (Via Ravenwood) At least not in England:

‘Hard-working’ job ad banned to protect the lazy

A businesswoman has been banned from asking for ‘hard-working’ staff in a job ad because it discriminates against the lazy.

Beryl King was told by a Jobcentre that her advert for warehouse workers discriminated against people who were not industrious.

Beryl, 57, told the Daily Mirror: “I couldn’t believe my ears. Has our world gone mad?

“I’ve been running my business for 27 years and it’s getting harder to find people who want to do a fair day’s work for a fair day’s pay.

“How long before someone says you can’t pay people for working because it discriminates against those on benefit who are paid for not working?”

Beryl, who owns two job agencies in Totton, Hants, offered £5.42 ($9.71) an hour for “warehouse packers who must be hard-working and reliable”.

The Southampton Jobcentre is investigating. A spokesman said: “Words such as ‘hardworking’ can be accepted if used with a clear job description.”

Yes, Ms. King. The world has gone mad. Completely batshit.

One Specifically for the Ladies

Connie du Toit has written an essay that all women ought to read. Unfortunately, the women who need to read this probably won’t come anywhere near this site. The (three) women who do read TSM regularly already know what she’s talking about. (Thank you, ladies.) So, gentlemen, point your mothers, daughters, and significant others at Connie’s essay, Fear Itself. And read it yourselves, too. Try to imagine living like she describes.

BTW, my wife agrees with her, too.

Boy, Gun Control Sure Works Great, Doesn’t It?



Reader Doug Sundseth sent me this short Reuter’s story, but first, a little background. Brazil just recently passed a registration and licensing law because they’re suffering from astronomical rates of homicide by firearm. The political knee-jerk reaction is, of course “It’s because of the guns!” The BBC reported in July

A law to ban the carrying of guns in public and control illegal ownership has come into effect in Brazil.

The law, passed by Congress in December, came into force on Friday after being signed by President Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva.

It will tighten rules on gun permits and create a national firearms register, with strict penalties for owning an unregistered gun.

So, how well is it working so far? Let’s see what Reuter-rooter reports:

Thieves Rob Bus Full of Policemen



RIO DE JANEIRO, Brazil (Reuters) – Forty-six Brazilian policemen traveling to a sports competition were caught with their guard down this week when four Brazilian thieves robbed the bus carrying them to the event.

The bus with 46 unarmed policemen from northeastern Paraiba state was headed to the city of Salvador in Bahia when two cars with armed robbers forced them to stop on the country’s main interstate highway on Tuesday.

“The robbers took their cameras, cellular phones, wallets and even the sports uniforms and sneakers,” a police spokesman said.

The suspects, who escaped, apparently did not know the bus was full of police when they stopped it, he said.

“We are looking for them, but I cannot say there’s any particular ardor here due to the fact that policemen have been robbed.”

Apparently nobody told the robbers that carrying an unregistered gun in public was a crime. Two crimes, actually.

D’OH!

Thanks, Doug. I needed the laugh.

“Accurate” Just not AUTHENTIC

According to Michael Medved, CBS just stated that the memos were “accurate.” Drudge reports just now:

Statement by the President of CBS News, Andrew Heyward: “We established to our satisfaction that the memos were accurate or we would not have put them on television. There was a great deal of coroborating [sic] evidence from people in a position to know. Having said that, given all the questions about them, we believe we should redouble our efforts to answer those questions, so that’s what we are doing.”

The announcement didn’t say anything about their obvious lack of authenticity. According to today’s NY Observer, Dan Rather is asking (begging) President Bush to “answer the questions.”

Tell you what, Dan: I’ll just forge some documents that “prove” you’re a serial child molester. I’ll get the unsworn testimony of some people who hate your guts and others who are your direct competitors – who, of course, I won’t name – and I’ll SWEAR that the documents are “accurate.” Let’s ignore the fact that they’re the centerpiece of my “proof.”

With all due respect, ANSWER THE QUESTIONS DAN. ANSWER THEM!



Bernie Goldberg was right. Arrogance. Pure, unadulterated arrogance.

UPDATE: Of course, I was beaten to the punch (barely) by the necktied professionals.

I’m On Vacation This Week

So, like last time, why can’t I find time to blog?

I’ve got another essay fermenting in my backbrain, struggling to get out. I promise, no later than Friday. Or Saturday. Maybe Sunday.

But I will be posting this week, really!

Dammit, I Can’t Keep Changing My Wardrobe!

So what is it now? I ditch my Digital Brownshirt and start wearing pajamas?

I don’t even OWN pajamas!

Ed Wasserman, Part II


Here’s my reply to Mr. Wasserman’s email:

Mr. Wasserman:

Thank you for your reply. While I could wax poetic (and epic) in a reply, I will attempt to make this brief. I’m sure you don’t need or want to read a 5,000 word essay in refutation of your single paragraph.

First, I am certain that a lot of the responses received from “the loud and bullying sliver” of the audience are of the “SHUT UP!” persuasion. There is a least-common-denominator effect, after all. However, there’s a loud and principled set of voices out there who actually want the media to do what it is they claim to do: report FACTS. Impart INFORMATION. Not “tell us what to think.”

The difference now is that the so-called “new media” has given us, the previously voiceless, a real voice – as noted in a piece in today’s LA Times. That link, if you haven’t read it, is here:

http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/nation/la-na-blog12sep12,1,1043155.story

That piece details how the “loud and bullying sliver” shined a spotlight on the centerpiece of CBS’s 60 Minutes II expose: the Incriminating Memos – memos so obviously forgeries that mere amateur sleuths were able to expose them in just a few hours. Yet CBS, apparently in possession of them for days if not weeks, were (and I’ll be generous) completely duped into running them as credible. Dan Rather (and oh, how I wish I could superscript the “th” in Rather in an email) has stood on the bridge of the sinking ship of his (and CBS’s) stock-in-trade, credibility, and protested that they must be real because they prove what he wants to believe.

And this exposes, in Glitter Gulch technicolor animated two-story lighting, the problem we “the sliver” have with the media: You aren’t doing your job and we can no longer trust you.

Why else do you think the (now derisive) term “mainstream media” was invented? Because that media has become “yellow journalism” once again. Only now they operate under the laughable pretense of “fairness.” And some of you STILL believe you are.

Your colleagues have, more and more often, come out and admitted bias since Bernard Goldberg published his first Wall Street Journal piece on the topic. Most recently the New York Times in the person of “Public Editor” Daniel Okrent in his July 25 piece “Is the New York Times a Liberal Newspaper?” A paper that Bernard Goldberg quotes Dan Rather as characterizing as “middle of the road.”

Do you want to know why the Bush National Guard duty story can’t get traction? Because the majority of the public DOESN’T CARE. And we’re the arbiters of what is and isn’t important, in the end. We didn’t care that Bill Clinton actually lied to avoid the draft (letter to that effect available here: http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/shows/clinton/etc/draftletter.html), we don’t care if Bush used connections to avoid dropping napalm on babies in rice paddies, or burning Vietnamese hooches with a Zippo in a free-fire zone. But we DO find it interesting that Senator Kerry has a memory SEARED into him of being in Cambodia on Christmas Eve of 1968 – a memory that affected his voting record in the Senate. A memory that he now says (though it’s etched forever in copies of the Congressional Record, at least) was in error. We, the irritating sliver, knew about this for WEEKS before the mainstream media decided they could no longer ignore it and had to tell the public “this is wrong and this is why.”

But if Kerry can be in error about that, what else can he be in error about? And why isn’t the media asking? Why is that up to us?

We DO question the “rightness, fairness and timing” of reports now because it’s blindingly obvious to us that the “mainstream media” has an agenda: Get Kerry/Edwards Elected. It’s even been admitted by another of your own, Evan Thomas, Assistant Managing Editor of Newsweek. He said as much in an “Inside Washington” roundtable discussion (available here: http://www.mediaresearch.org/cyberalerts/2004/cyb20040712.asp#1) back in July.

Apparently the “mainstream media” wants them to win REALLY badly.

I don’t want to correct you Mr. Wasserman, I want you to do your job. But it’s become blindingly apparent to me and many, many others that you won’t do that job any longer. Especially not when you brush aside our objections with the lame excuse:

“As long as such writers retain some minimal respect for fact, the transparency of their motives may even work to enrich the variety of information and interpretations available to all.”

RatherGate illustrates that the “minimal respect for fact” has gone right out the window. Right along with media credibility. We don’t trust the media because you no longer deserve to be trusted. So some growing proportion shouts “Shut up!” Perhaps you should think about why, rather than dismiss them offhandedly.

Kevin Baker
http://smallestminority.blogspot.com

P.S.: I’d like to continue this conversation if you’re so inclined, but if not, I certainly understand.

He surprised me once. We’ll see if he does it again.

He Wrote Back!

I’m a little surprised, actually. A couple of posts below I put up an email I wrote to Edward Wasserman (“Knight professor of journalism ethics at Washington and Lee University” according to the piece I referenced from the Philadelphia Inquirer) concerning truth in journalism and how we, the “loud and bullying sliver of the audience” are asserting an “undue outside influence” on the media.

Or at least, that’s how he sees it.

Well, he responded. Here it is:

With respect, I don’t really think that the protest I’m talking about is fact-driven. (Not to say a fact-based critique isn’t fully warranted, and the instances you cite are disturbing.) But Bush supporters don’t, for instance, dispute the “facts” of his National Guard service. They do dispute the rightness, fairness and timing of the coverage of it. The Kerry people say that even if the Swift guys’ stuff was largely debunked factually, the media gave it so much attention the issue got undue credibility, and Kerry was forced on the defensive. The terrain of controversy isn’t over what’s factual, it’s about what’s important and about how much weight to put on this versus that. The people I hear from don’t want to correct me; they want to shut me up. Present company excepted.
EW

Now I’m going to have to write a rebuttal.

I wonder what he’ll have to say about RatherGate?

My reply to Mr. Wasserman
is up.

I’m BAAAACK!

Whew! I’ve returned from the du Toit’s this afternoon about 1:50PM local time. I got not one, but TWO meals there. Since I arrived in Plano Friday afternoon, Connie invited me to have dinner with the du Toits and Airboss and his charming wife that evening.

Ladies and gentlemen, that woman can COOK.

And for an ARMY.

Those are rare skills to be found together.

The conversation – both evenings – was interesting and enjoyable, and the rangetime on Sunday was fun, too. If you didn’t come, you missed something great.

I had a terriffic time, but the drive between Plano and Tucson is a wee bit long. Just a bit under 2,000 miles round-trip. I’m tired. But I’ve been offline for so long now, I’m suffering from withdrawal!