Life Intrudes.

Remember my long-range rifle? The one I bought back in NOVEMBER? I’ve got it back from refinishing, and I have a scope base for it, but I have yet to purchase a scope for it.

Glass is expensive.

I thought I was at the point where I could afford to drop some fairly serious cash on one, but I need new glasses for my Eyeball Mk. I’s, so I had my (bi-)annual eye exam today. (BTW, my eyes SUCK.)

My new glasses cost as much as a decent scope.

All I’ve got to say is, when they come in they’d better be 4.5-14X and have a mill-dot reticle!

(My eyes have finally returned from being fully dialated, so I can actually read the screen now.)

Quote of the Day.

From Tam:

Look, if I want to read about failed relationships, career problems, family struggles, and substance abuse, I’ll write a friggin’ diary. The characters in the books I like to read have problems, too, but they usually solve them with laser beams or tactical nuclear warheads. I read these books because I wish I could solve my problems that way, too. This is called “escapism”, and is why most folks seek entertainment in the first place.

Hear hear!

This was almost the QotD, from the same post:

See, housing costs money, and you need a house to keep your books in so that they don’t get wet or blow around too much. If it weren’t for books you wouldn’t need a house and could just live under a bridge someplace, which is a lot cheaper and would therefore allow you to retire now.

My only argument with that is that my house also keeps my guns dry and rust-free. Other than that, no quibbles.

Quote of the Day.

From this PSH story linked to by many concerning a “buy-back” (how can they “buy back” what they never sold in the first place?) in which anti-gun California State Senate President pro-tem Don Perata “sold back” a .357 Magnum revolver, but admits he keeps a shotgun at home for protection.

But what’s the QotD? This:

Perata introduced the program last month at a news conference outside the Piedmont Avenue piano store where 10-year-old Christopher Rodriguez was hit during a piano lesson by a stray bullet fired during a nearby robbery. He was left partially paralyzed.

“What happened to Christopher is sad,” said Perata. “Guns are causing this kind of violence everywhere, and we have to stop it.”

So long as you keep misidentifying the cause, you’re never going to stop it.

There’s a second interesting part to this story, as well. Perata turned in his revolver but,

He said he had a permit to carry a concealed handgun until it lapsed a few years ago.

Must be nice to be connected. However:

In December, a gun-wielding man robbed Perata of his sporty state-leased car at a red light in North Oakland.

“Nothing brings it home like having a gun pointed 6 inches from your face,” he said.

Right. Well, at least you’ve made sure you can’t defend yourself on the street, so if “giving them what they want” isn’t enough…

Quote of the Day.

Via Shooting the Messenger from the NY Post op-ed, Fools Rush In:

Conservatives are one Justice away from completing the tantalizing half-century project to get the Supreme Court to stop using the Constitution as an Etch-a-Sketch for their ideas about right and wrong.

Fits disagrees with the op-ed, but that one pull-quote says a lot.

Better Connected to Reality.

Zendo Deb links to a truly surprising Cincinnati Enquirer piece on concealed carry, Concealed-carry course graduates are armed but not dangerous. Apparently the editors of the CI didn’t get the Editor & Publisher 1993 memo that urged other editors to “step up the war against guns.”

I’m going to reproduce the whole thing here for archival purposes:

On a cold and early Saturday morning, the class at Scarlet Oaks in Sharonville begins the usual way. Students take their seats and the instructor introduces himself.

Then he makes an announcement: “No guns today.”

“Did anyone bring their gun in?” he asks. Nobody raises a hand. Good. The shooting starts Sunday morning.

A few plan to bring .22 revolvers. A man with a neatly trimmed gray beard says he and his daughter will use .38s. Others mention Colts, Smith & Wessons, a .32 Beretta. A big man across the room says he’s bringing a 1911 Colt .45, and he’s not talking about malt liquor.

“That’s a man’s gun,” says the instructor, retired FBI agent Dennis R. Lengle.

I don’t have a man’s gun. I don’t even have a woman’s gun or a “mouse gun,” which is what serious shooters call .22s. I don’t have any gun at all. But the Great Oaks Police Academy Concealed Carry Course has a great deal. For $25, I can rent a Smith & Wesson .38 revolver and get 200 rounds – cheaper than cartridges alone.

There’s a 20-something couple in the back, but most of my classmates are 40s and 50s, I’d guess. A man in bib overalls wants to legally carry the gun he uses on his farm. A husband and wife own a business. One man tells me his kids are grown and he’s interested in shooting. Another guy says during a break that he worries about being mugged when he goes for walks. He says he has no doubt he’d use a gun if he has to.

But a few hours later, after we’ve been through the legal minefield and gritty details of what “controlled expansion” hollow-points do to a body, someone half jokes, “I’m not so sure I want to do this anymore.”

I understand.

The course is excellent. We start by naming the parts of a cartridge, a revolver and a semi-automatic pistol, then move on to 25 true-false questions on dozens of topics. “Being armed is a tremendous responsibility,” it says. True.

And while police cadets open fire at the indoor range across the hall, making muffled bangs like someone pounding a file cabinet with a ball bat, Lengle targets safety, safety and more safety.

He tells true stories of stupid gun tricks by trained lawmen who shot the carpet in their office, or put a 9mm round into their neighbor’s car – through their own house and the garage next door. Lengle has our attention. During the state-mandated 12 hours of instruction, all 17 students are riveted.

This surprised me – using stupid cop tricks to illustrate that even supposedly well-trained people can be idiots, and a badge is no guarantee of infallibility.

In cover and tactics, Lengle warns that a doorway is a “vertical coffin,” a “fatal funnel” for anyone silhouetted in its frame. If an intruder ignores warnings and keeps coming, “immediate incapacitation is your only goal.”

And that requires accuracy.

So Sunday morning we go to the range. I start out jumpy, but get the hang of it and pass all the tests, hitting paper outlines of bad guys from five, 10, 15 and 20 feet.

Safety is drilled in as loud and clear as that booming 1911 Colt, which barks with deep authority, even through ear protection.

Everyone passes. Nobody gets hurt. From what I can tell, legal concealed carry is nothing like the anti-gun crowd made it sound when Kentucky and Ohio passed laws in 1999 and 2004. There are no cowboys. No wild shootouts. No blood in the gutters, as gun-banners predicted. Just law-abiding adults who want to exercise their Second Amendment right to self-defense.

(Emphasis mine.) That floors me, coming from a big-city newspaper.

As we’re leaving, classmate Jim Hansel, who lives “out in the country,” tells me about the night he woke up to a break-in. He called 911, told his son to take cover and waited on his couch with a shotgun. He warned he would shoot, but the guy kept coming until the cops arrived, 40 minutes later. “He had seven outstanding warrants for automatic weapons use,” Hansel says, shaking his head.

Now Hansel has a certificate to get a concealed carry permit from his county sheriff. “It gives me knowledge and confidence,” he said. “Most people are afraid of guns because of what they don’t know.”

Ditto.

If every gun owner took a class like this, we’d all be safer. But meth-heads, crack junkies and street muggers don’t take classes. They don’t get permits or certificates like the one Lengle gave me Sunday. They just grab a “nine” and use it against defenseless victims.

Each month another concealed-carry class graduates from Scarlet Oaks. And the bad guys are a little less sure their next victim is defenseless.

Perhaps there is some hope of sanity after all.

The author is Peter Bronson, [email protected] if you’d like to drop him a thank-you note.

You Want Gun Pr0n?.

Via Cowboy Blob, you’ve GOT to check out this estate auction. Six hundred and seventy-two (so far) pieces ranging from the merely rare to the exotic to almost literally unobtanium. Everything from Perazzi shotguns to a Ma Deuce. A 20-round box magazine fed scoped 1903 Springfield (yes, you read that right) to a Boyes .55 caliber anti-tank rifle. Check this out: there’s both a Lahti AND a Solothurn. And don’t get me started on the pistols!

The original owner must have been collecting for decades. UPDATE: He was. He was Bruce Stern, attorney (of course) and NRA director who died last July. It must’ve taken this long just to catalog everything. Dave Hardy said about him last July:

I have been honored to have Bruce Stern as a personal friend for the last 40 years. We met on our first day of active duty in the Army at Ft Lee Va, and served together at Long Binh in Vietnam. I accompanied him several times on “shopping” trips for weapons both in the States and in VN. He was truly passionate about firearms collecting, and I sorely miss him. Rest in peace my friend

Oh how I wish I could win the lottery!

(Tam will be disappointed – he apparently didn’t collect Smiths.)

From Comments:

In the comments to Still a Man Hears What He Wants to Hear… below, Markadelphia responds (stereotypically) with:

So, this piece begs the question…what if guns were allowed in schools and people chose not to carry one? Would that person be a moron? Is anyone that choses not to arm themselves stupid?

My reply:

Mark, as noted in the piece, 97-99% of the eligible population chooses not to get a CCW permit in the first place. In 2006 there were approximately 836,000 sworn full-time police officers in the U.S. according to the Bureau of Justice Statistics. Approximately 70% of those are “field” officers, as opposed to desk officers, so that brings the number down to about 585,000. Split by three shifts, and you get about 200,000 officers “on the street” at any particular time.

Divide that up among a population of 300,000,000 and there is one cop for every 1,500 of us. Obviously we don’t have a uniform distribution of either population or police officers, but still, you can see why police officers so seldom prevent or stop a crime in progress, they show up afterwards usually to take a report.

“Most Americans,” Mark, don’t think about it. Many do, and weigh the odds of needing a firearm against the irritation and responsibility of actually carrying one, and decide that they like their chances. (And carrying a firearm is a pain in the ass.) I’m OK with that. It’s called rational decision-making. You pays your money and you takes your chances.

Some people are like Barry – terrified of the responsibility and convinced that they are not mature and competent enough to be trusted with a firearm. I’m OK with that, too so long as they do not work to deny me the right to choose for myself.

Consciously choosing not to carry is not a mark of stupidity. Not considering the question is, however.

As noted above, there are about 836,000 sworn officers in the U.S. – that’s about 0.3% of the total population. If 1% of the general adult population (which the CDC estimates at about 210,000,000) chose to carry concealed, an additional 2.1 million people would be out there, armed in defense of themselves and (one would hope) their neighbors.

Out of every 100 teachers and administrators, one would probably be armed, familiar with the school and staff, and on site if anything should happen that would require armed response – because when seconds count, the police are only minutes away.

It’s not stupid to decide to go unarmed in this world, Markadelphia. It IS stupid (and in my view, evil) to deny people the CHOICE.

I Am an Odd Bugger…

On the flight home this morning, I saw an ad in the in-flight magazine, a variation on this one that Vox found last year, only in this ad the wording was changed a bit, and the picture was a combination photo/MRI/Da Vinci anatomical illustration.

In this ad the question asked was “How does a 67 year old man have the body of a 30 year old?”

Without hesitation, my twisted mind responded “Cut into steaks, chops, and roasts and stored in a freezer in his basement?”