Religious Tolerance

Commonsense and Wonder posts this joke by Emo Phillips:

I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. so I ran over and said “Stop! don’t do it!”

“Why shouldn’t I?” he said.

I said, “Well, there’s so much to live for!”

He said, “Like what?”

I said, “Well…are you religious or atheist?”

He said, “Religious.”

I said, “Me too! Are you Christian or Buddhist?”

He said, “Christian.”

I said, “Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?”

He said, “Protestant.”

I said, “Me too! Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?”

He said, “Baptist!”

I said, “Wow! Me too! Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord?”

He said, “Baptist Church of God!”

I said, “Me too! Are you original Baptist Church of God, or are you Reformed Baptist Church of God?”

He said, “Reformed Baptist Church of God!”

I said, “Me too! Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915?”

He said, “Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915!”

I said, “Die, heretic scum”, and pushed him off.

If You’re a Parent, You’ll Want to Read This

Michele talks about being a parent and worrying about her kids having sex. Excellent post. I married into instant family, and my stepdaughter was 14 when I met my wife.

Stress?

Let me put it this way, when I told a coworker that I was getting married he asked me “How old is her daughter?”

“Fifteen,” I said.

“Awww. Can I buy tickets?” he replied. His daughter had just turned 18.

[Tinfoil Hat Mode=ON]

Glenn Reynolds discusses this Washington Post article about Orrin Hatch’s proposal to repeal the D.C. gun ban. Glenn terms this as evidence (as I noted below in “A Mistake a Free People Get to Make Only Once”) that we’re in a “rollback phase” of gun control, and cites as evidence the Violence Policy Center’s mouthpiece Matt Nosanchuk’s rather tepid proclaimation that there is no evidence that greater access to guns reduces crime (while D.C.’s gun ban most emphatically suggests the reverse.)

But my question is: Why now?

There is currently a civil lawsuit pending in Federal Court challenging the D.C. gun ban on Second Amendment grounds – and it looks like a good one. Interestingly, the NRA seems to be attempting to throw a monkey-wrench into the suit in their (choose one:) A) fear of getting a bad decision, or B) fear of losing support income should the Second Amendment be legally defined as an individual right. The NRA is also suing, but using reasons other than the Second Amendment (as they are wont to do). Complete coverage of this is available over at AlphaPatriot’s site.

So, is Orrin Hatch trying to repeal the ban to negate these two lawsuits? Is he doing it at the behest of the NRA? Why now?

[Tinfoil Hat Mode=OFF]

Update:

I’m not alone. Julian Sanchez of Reason Online thinks the timing stinks, too.