Another winner from one of my favorite comics, Vexxarr:

The Smallest Minority on earth is the individual. Those who deny individual rights cannot claim to be defenders of minorities. – Ayn Rand
Another winner from one of my favorite comics, Vexxarr:

¡Ahora usted los illegals vuelve a su país!
(Just wanted a chance to be called racist, since I’m an Arizonan.)
From this AR15.com thread, “What your Darth Vader action figure does when you aren’t home:”

There are some seriously warped people with assault rifles patrol rifles over there . . .
From the webcomic Space Base 8:
That is all.
Quote of the Day – American-Occupied America Edition
I mean, you’ve got to be a decadent Westerner to wake up; note “Dammit, my computer’s dead”; unplug the mouse and keyboard from it and plug them into the spare computer sitting on the desk right next to it because you couldn’t be bothered to go find your netbook and power it up and then whine wirelessly to all your friends on the intertubes about how much your life sucks. – Tam
Quote of the Day – Previous Election Edition
From this comment thread:
My favorite comment from last election (I think it was here, actually) was “I like Cthulhu’s foreign policy of destroying everthing and devouring everyone, but not so much his domestic policy of destroying everything and devouring everyone. Still better than Hillary, though.” – Ken
I don’t care who you are, that’s funny right there.
They Never Really Mean It . . .

That’s User Friendly, one of my daily reads.