Retread.

I’m doing some blog maintenance, and ran across a post from January of 2004 that seems relevant. Let me repost it:

Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, and Al Gore were in an airplane crash.

They’re up in heaven, and God’s sitting on the great white throne.

God addresses Al first.

“Al, what do you believe in?”

Al replies, “Well, I believe I won that election, but that it was your will that I did not serve. And I’ve come to understand that now.”

God thinks for a second and says “Okay, very good. Come and sit at my left.”

God then addresses Bill. “Bill, what do you believe in?”

Bill replies, “I believe in forgiveness. I’ve sinned, but I’ve never held a grudge against my fellow man, and I hope no grudges are held against me.”

God thinks for a second and says “You are forgiven, my son. Come and sit at my right.”

God then addresses Hillary. “Hillary, what do you believe in?”

“I believe you’re in my chair,” she says.

Bush Lied! Made False Statements. People Died! Assumed Room Temperature.

Resident liberal Markadelphia asked in a comment to The Church of the MSM and the New Reformation below:

http://www.publicintegrity.org/W…overview& id=945

How, then, does the “liberal” media tells this story? These are facts, Kevin, and if the media is relaying these facts of the study is that a liberal bias?

My response:

Mark, ask yourself how the Catholic Church reacted to allegations of priests abusing women and children. There’s your answer.

These are facts, Kevin, and if the media is relaying these facts of the study is that a liberal bias?

Isn’t this a story about the failure of the media to do its job? I expect it to vanish from the face of the earth quite rapidly.

It’s not a question of the media’s liberal bias. It’s a matter of questioning the media’s authority. That is NOT ALLOWED.

Oh, and the silence of the media on this topic will, doubtlessly, be blamed on said media’s “right-wing bias.” “See? See?!?”

I forgot the other tactic – plausible deniability. Take, for example, this piece from yesterday’s CBS News:

Interrogator: Invasion Surprised Saddam

Saddam Hussein initially didn’t think the U.S. would invade Iraq to destroy weapons of mass destruction, so he kept the fact that he had none a secret to prevent an Iranian invasion he believed could happen. The Iraqi dictator revealed this thinking to George Piro, the FBI agent assigned to interrogate him after his capture.

Why on earth would Saddam not believe the U.S. would invade Iraq? Could it have been, say, eight years of Bill Clinton? The fact that Bush the Elder didn’t do it? Constant assurances from France, Russia and China that they’d never give a green light to a UN Security Council resolution?

Inquiring minds want to know!

But the key here is that SADDAM ACTED AS THOUGH HE STILL HAD WMD.

Piro, in his first television interview, relays this and other revelations to 60 Minutes correspondent Scott Pelley this Sunday, Jan. 27, at 7 p.m. ET/PT.

Piro spent almost seven months debriefing Saddam in a plan based on winning his confidence by convincing him that Piro was an important envoy who answered to President Bush. This and being Saddam’s sole provider of items like writing materials and toiletries made the toppled Iraqi president open up to Piro, a Lebanese-American and one of the few FBI agents who spoke Arabic.

“He told me he initially miscalculated… President Bush’s intentions. He thought the United States would retaliate with the same type of attack as we did in 1998…a four-day aerial attack,” says Piro. “He survived that one and he was willing to accept that type of attack.” “He didn’t believe the U.S. would invade?” asks Pelley, “No, not initially,” answers Piro.

You remember 1998, right? Operation Desert Fox? Where Clinton lied made false statements like:

Other countries possess weapons of mass destruction and ballistic missiles. With Saddam, there is one big difference: He has used them. Not once, but repeatedly. Unleashing chemical weapons against Iranian troops during a decade-long war. Not only against soldiers, but against civilians, firing Scud missiles at the citizens of Israel, Saudi Arabia, Bahrain and Iran. And not only against a foreign enemy, but even against his own people, gassing Kurdish civilians in Northern Iraq.

The international community had little doubt then, and I have no doubt today, that left unchecked, Saddam Hussein will use these terrible weapons again.

And:

This situation presents a clear and present danger to the stability of the Persian Gulf and the safety of people everywhere. The international community gave Saddam one last chance to resume cooperation with the weapons inspectors. Saddam has failed to seize the chance.

And so we had to act and act now.

And:

First, without a strong inspection system, Iraq would be free to retain and begin to rebuild its chemical, biological and nuclear weapons programs in months, not years.

Second, if Saddam can crippled the weapons inspection system and get away with it, he would conclude that the international community — led by the United States — has simply lost its will. He will surmise that he has free rein to rebuild his arsenal of destruction, and someday — make no mistake — he will use it again as he has in the past.

Those lies false statements.

Continuing with the CBS piece:

Once the invasion was certain, says Piro, Saddam asked his generals if they could hold the invaders for two weeks. “And at that point, it would go into what he called the secret war,” Piro tells Pelley. But Piro isn’t convinced that the insurgency was Saddam’s plan. “Well, he would like to take credit for the insurgency,” says Piro.

Saddam still wouldn’t admit he had no weapons of mass destruction, even when it was obvious there would be military action against him because of the perception he did. Because, says Piro, “For him, it was critical that he was seen as still the strong, defiant Saddam. He thought that [faking having the weapons] would prevent the Iranians from reinvading Iraq,” he tells Pelley.

He also intended and had the wherewithal to restart the weapons program. “Saddam still had the engineers. The folks that he needed to reconstitute his program are still there,” says Piro. “He wanted to pursue all of WMD. . .to reconstitute his entire WMD program.” This included chemical, biological and nuclear weapons, Piro says.

It took nine months to finally capture Saddam, and he bragged that he changed his routine and security to elude capture. “What he wanted to really illustrate is. . .how he was able to outsmart us,” says Piro. “He told me he changed. . .the way he traveled. He got rid of his normal vehicles. He got rid of the protective detail that he traveled with, really just to change his signature.”

Yup. Bush lied told falsehoods. He said words like “certain” and “know” when he ought to have said “possible” and “believe.”

Fucking murderer.

We’d have been far better off just dropping the sanctions against Iraq that were killing the children, and ending the “no-fly zones,” bringing our airmen home. We could trust that Saddam wouldn’t do anything untoward. He didn’t have any WMDs.

I question the timing of the CBS story whitewash.

And that Center for Public Integrity report? I find it fascinating that not one Democrat got painted with the same brush:

UPDATE: The original JSKit/Echo comment thread is available here, thanks to John Hardin.

Quote of the Day.

It just occurred to me that one of these jokers — Clinton, McCain, Obama or Romney — is going to be the next President. It’s almost enough to make one pine for the old days of Bush v Gore. Vodkapundit

That’s not the QotD, though. This is:

In my lifetime we’ve gone from JFK to Gore. In my lifetime we’ve gone from Ike to GW Bush.

If this is evolution, in few years we’re going to be voting for PLANTS!
– Comedian Lewis Black just prior to the 2000 election.

The devolution proceeds apace.

FV@K.

A Statement from Fred Thompson
Posted on January 22nd, 2008
By Sean Hackbarth in Statements

Today I have withdrawn my candidacy for President of the United States. I hope that my country and my party have benefited from our having made this effort. Jeri and I will always be grateful for the encouragement and friendship of so many wonderful people.

I’ve already early-voted for Fred in the Arizona primary, since I will be in Austin, Texas on Super Tuesday.

Here’s the deal: I’ve about had it with the political process. While normally I would pull the lever for the nominee with (R) next to his name if for no other reason than Supreme Court nominees, I don’t know that I can bring myself to do that this year. Instapundit comments about “teaching the Republicans a lesson” that they seem immune to learning. I’m not concerned about that now. I know they won’t learn. I know that the people running for office who actually have a chance of winning shouldn’t be given access to the levers of power.

I’m at the point where I know things can and probably will go as they have gone in the petri-dish of the UK, and I don’t see any way to stop it. I’m at the point where I almost – almost – want to help pull it all down.

FV@K IT. I’ll write-in Thompson on election day.

All hail President Clinton.

Edited to add:

For what we are about to receive, may we be truly thankful.

Silly Mike. She’d Never Hold the Gun Herself.


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That’s why IRS agents are armed!

And why she supports gun control.

(Mike Ramirez, Investors Business Daily)

UPDATE: I looked for this associated image before posting the above, but a kind reader gave me the link (Image courtesy of the incomparable Oleg Volk.)


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The Hell with a $9.50 Minimum Wage!

This is REAL vote-buying! (Courtesy of Unix-Jedi via email.)

Barack Obama Advisers Unveil Economic Stimulus Plan

Democratic presidential hopeful Barack Obama unveiled an economic stimulus plan sunday that he said would provide tax relief for middle income families and help jump start an economy he said was showing signs of slowing.The plan, which would immediately inject $75 billion into the economy and retain $45 billion in reserve to be used over the next three months if necessary, was presented Sunday by Obama advisers Gov. Tim Kaine of Virginia, former Clinton Commerce Secretary Bill Daley, and economic adviser Austan Goolsbee.

Only in Washington D.C. can a person simply wish $120 billion into existence, and (with a straight face) say that they’re holding “$45 billion in reserve” because they’re not handing it out right away. It’s the vote-buying equivalent of saying that a 5% spending increase is really a 4% budget cut because the original request was for a 9% increase.

What chutzpah! And they say Obama has no experience!

The plan, they said, is one Obama would not only enact if elected, but one he is asking Congress and the president to pass now.

So that Bush can veto it. Or not. (See update below.)

Obama’s plan would provide immediate tax relief and help offset a coming economic slowdown being signaled, he believes, by the recent .3 percent jump in unemployment rates, advisers to the campaign said Sunday.

A 0.3% increase on a current unemployment rate that is about 5% – a rate that prior to the Bush administration translated as “full employment.”

Obama supporter Gov. Tim Kaine of Virginia said the plan addresses both long-term growth and immediate concerns, and shows Obama understands the importance of education, technology, and a thriving small business sector.

Wait… How does giving out $75 billion in tax refunds (with another $45 billion in reserve) equal understanding “the importance of education, technology, and a thriving small business sector”? The recipients are going to study up on which big-screen TV they’re going to buy from the local Big-Box store?

The main difference between Obama’s plan and that being offered by his chief rival for the Democratic nomination, Sen. Hillary Clinton, is that Clinton’s plan would not be able to kick in immediately.

What, she’s not offering more bucks per vote?

Obama’s stimulus plan has four components to prevent recession:

1. Cut $250 checks for some 150 million low and middle income workers and send them out. If needed, send out an additional $250 per worker, totaling $500 for these workers

2. Likewise, send $250 to seniors earning under $50,000 as a Social Security supplement, and and prepared to send out a second $250 payment

“Need” being determined by how well Obama is doing in the primaries?

3. Establish a $10 billion fund to help “responsible” families avoid foreclosure. The money would be given to homeowners who did not lie about their incomes and were “mindful of personal responsibility.”

As determined by some harried Federal contract employee? Who is responsible for all of this? Do we get another billion-dollar bureaucracy to administer this program?

4. Provides money to state and local governments hardest hit by housing crisis to prevent them from slashing infrastructure and other important state spending.

5. Expand unemployment insurance.

What, Obama’s not going along with Edwards’ $9.50/hr minimum wage initiative?

Asked how Obama would pay for the package, Goolsbee said the point was to get the money immediately into the economy, and that while it could increase the deficit in the immediate term, macro macro economic experts agreed it would prevent a costly recession in the long-term.

Then why not send out $1,000 checks? $10,000 checks? After all, we must avoid a costly recession!

The advisers said the $45 billion reserve could be used to offset the possible effects high oil prices could have on the proposed breaks.

“Economic stimulus.”

Riiiiighht!

Pull my other leg.

UPDATE: (*sigh*) $250? Hell, let’s go for $800! And Bush (last I checked) isn’t even on the ballot!

Now I’m with Milton Friedman when it comes to tax cuts (never oppose them, ever), but tax “rebates” is another topic. Hey, if Congress wants to give me $800 of my money back, I’m fine with that, I still need to buy a scope for my long-range rifle. But apparently tax cuts aren’t immediate enough. It’s not acknowledgment that the .gov took too much of our money last year and now needs to give some of it back, it’s just a “temporary correction” they’ll tax as income next year.

But why do I think that the legislation is going to carry a name like “The Obama-Clinton-Edwards Economic Stimulus Package”?