Department of “What the Hell Were They THINKING?”

Thanks to some sharp-eyes over at AR15.com, I found this extremely humorous link.

It would appear that someone at Mattel wasn’t thinking when they created the Harry Potter Nimbus 2000 Broomstick toy. Then again, maybe they were…and they should be investigated.

It appears that the toy is extremely popular with the young ladies.Bzzzzz……

Oh, and Amazon no longer carries the item for some reason….

(I predict a comment from the Reverend Falwell on the pernicious evil of making witchcraft into childs-play after this hits general circulation.)

UPDATE: Get your pre-ban’s at ebay! It went for $51! I’m sure she’ll really enjoy it!

No More Guns In Church! – Followup

Kim du Toit provides the link to the followup on this story.

Big Lake pastor to stand trial in killing of chapel intruders
GRAND JURY: Mielke indicted on charges of manslaughter, criminally negligent homicide

Had this happened in Texas, no charges would have been filed. Note the money quote:

The location of the men’s wounds probably swayed the jury, as did the distance between the chapel and Mielke’s home and the fact that the pastor chose to confront the men rather than call 911, Kalytiak said.

Yup. Depend on the State. They’ll show up after a while and take a report.

I bet the spree of church break-ins has stopped.

UPDATE: Not guilty on all charges.

“We Come from Hearty Stock”

or:  Our Ancestors Said: “Fuck You, We’ll Leave!”
 
Mrs. du Toit has an excellent essay up on the kind of people who came to America – the unruly, unrepentant non-conformists.

What the hell happened to us?

I’ve said before that when a society becomes too restrictive, then the individualists will head for the new frontier. Unfortunately we no longer have much of a new frontier.

We’d better figure out a way to exploit space, and soon. I hate to think what will happen when the pressure builds up because there’s no longer a safety valve.

The Sun May Have Set, But Some Brits Still Have A Pair

Also from Samizdata comes this story of Geoff Bean an unrepentant and belligerent Brit who has no patience with government bureaucrats. Here’s part of what he wrote to his government:

Were I a one-legged homosexual Afghan refugee/terrorist living on the welfare state, you and your ilk would not dare write in such a manner for fear of having all the human rights lawyers in creation round your necks, but as you are speaking to an honest, hard-working and overstressed Englishman, you appear to think you can behave like all too many of the vast and ever-increasing army of totally useless, non-productive, arrogant and bloody-minded officialdom, who are now only too successfully doing more damage to this once great and free nation than was ever achieved by Adolf Hitler.

That’s the kind of attitude we need more of here before we become more like there. Go read it.

Buy that man a beer!

Socialized Medicine – Equally Bad Care for All

Samizdata reports on the status of socialized medicine in England – this time in how it relates to soldiers injured in service.

Seems that if you were injured and need to see a specialist or require surgery, you get to wait six months to a year to see a government-paid doctor.

Or you can get it taken care of expeditiously if you want to pay for it yourself.

“I’m sorry leftenant, but that mine fairly mangled your foot. We can have it off and get you fitted for a prosthetic in, oh, eight months. What? What do you do until then? Well, here’s a prescription for painkillers, and stay off that…foot. Eh wot?”

Remember Hillarycare? With that plan you couldn’t pay for it yourself.

Lileks on the Wellstone Assassination Theorists

“Before you write me off as a crank . . . ” – ink’s dry, sir. Ink’s dry. “. . let me ask you a simple question. Do you know what caused the crash?” I’m guessing gravity had something to do with it. “If you don’t know, then how can you know that I am wrong?” He’s got me there. I also don’t know why the shuttle crashed, which is why I cannot rule out the possibility that Romulan warbirds fired their disruptors as the ship began its descent. But I suspect you are wrong about this, because you are wrong about nearly everything else. Want proof? Mr. Fetzer’s U of M website links to his other sites, assassinationscience.com and assassinationresearch.com.

As the saying goes: when all you have is an assassination-related URL, everything looks like a covert hit.

Oh, and Lileks also assassinates some ants. Good read.

More Control Loop Feedback from the Blogosphere

Mr. Harris over at Ipse Dixit has an excellent analysis and disassembly of Michael Kinsley’s latest Slate piece, “Return of the Class War”. This is why I loved reading his stuff back on Themestream and why I’m happy to find him still writing. An excerpt:

Gaze, my friends, at the living, beating heart of the Left. Here, in its natural habitat (an op-ed in an elitist, left-leaning publication), is the very essence of liberalism: The care and feeding of envy. No-one is wealthy but that they were blessed by “the luck of the draw.” Capitalism in America is a massive, US$10 trillion lottery in which the lucky few get to drive Rolls-Royces while the rest of us toil and sweat to make their lives of ease and idleness possible. But they accept this dreary lot because – hey! who knows? – maybe one day they’ll get the lucky hand and be given a key to the secret inner kingdom.

The facts: 80% of American millionaires are self-made. The average American millionaire earns US$150,000/year and drives a Ford. He lives modestly and saves 15% of what he earns. But you’d never know that reading to this quasi-Marxist pabulum.

Go read every damned word.

Oh, and I happen to work for two of those 80-percenters. In 1981 they risked everything they had to build a company – the company I’ve worked for the last 17 years, and that pays me a pretty damned good salary. I don’t begrudge them their money at all. They busted their asses for it, and I helped them get where they are.

And if I want to take the risk they did, perhaps in ten or fifteen years I too can have the kind of income they draw now. This is America – land of opportunity, not the land of handouts.

The Sun Has Set on the British Empire

Emperor Misha has this post about the current status of English farmer Tony Martin, who was convicted for shooting two burglars in his home.

I’ve written about Martin before, as I studied what was available in detail during his trial. Unlike many gun-right supporters, I have said that even here (except in Texas, South Carolina, and some other localities) what Mr. Martin did would have put him in jail here, too. He set up an ambush, and he shot the perps with (regardless of how you feel about registration) an unregistered pump-action shotgun. Then he lied to the cops and claimed self-defense. The evidence proved otherwise.

HOWEVER, what’s going on over there now doesn’t border on the ridicuolous, it goes way over that line.

Go read it and be pissed off.