The Snowball Appears to be Losing

I’ve chronicled the London Sunday Telegraph‘s effort at attempting to change England’s self-defense laws over the last several weeks. Today’s entries don’t bode well. Here’s the op-ed:

The apocalypse is here, in our homes
Dominic Lawson
(Filed: 05/12/2004)

Remember Robert Symonds? It is the name of the 45-year-old Putney teacher who six weeks ago was stabbed to death in the hall of his home by a burglar. His body was found by his wife while their two children slept upstairs.

It was as a result of that incident that this newspaper launched our “right to fight back” campaign, which calls for the public to be given an unqualified right to self defence against intruders in their own homes. The point that struck me so forcibly at the time was not just the horror of Mr Symonds’s death, but the fact that had Mr Symonds picked up a kitchen knife before encountering the burglar, and managed to get blows in first, then he would now, as the law stands, be facing a murder trial.

This in direct opposition to Prof. Tim Lambert’s assertion that no such thing is a given. Dominic must be another “gullible gunner” I guess.

The defenders of the status quo argue that a jury might acquit, on grounds that such self-defence was “reasonable force”. We argue that such cases should never even be considered as crimes in the first place.

Gee, that’s my assertion too!

While the public has backed our campaign – one admittedly unscientific poll conducted by BBC Radio2 suggested that 97 per cent were behind us – the Government, led by “tough on crime” Tony Blair, has been depressingly reluctant to seize the initiative. At a lunch the other day a very senior member of the Civil Service said to me: “Your campaign will never succeed. It goes against the entire administrative culture in this country.”

Of course it does. As I’ve said, once the State has made a monopoly on the legitimate use of force, they will not willingly yeild back that power.

Well, he’s probably right about that. But yesterday the outgoing Metropolitan Police Commissioner, and today the Conservative Party, have declared their support for the principle underpinning our campaign.

This is all by way of a preamble to the fact that at 7.30 last Monday evening, my wife’s cousin, John Monckton, was stabbed to death by burglars who had used a preconceived and simple act of deception to enter his well-protected Chelsea home. They also attempted to murder his wife, Homeyra, who, while still in a very serious condition, would certainly now be dead, had it not been for their nine-year-old daughter’s discovery of the scene and extraordinary calmness in calling the police.

Police who could not prevent the assaults, but could show up and take a report, of course.

I have to say that even if the law had been changed in the manner that we propose, it would have been very out of character for John to have taken advantage of it to use force against an intruder. He was the most peaceful and gentle of men. But that is not the point. The issue is one of deterrence.

Precisely. His assailants could not then know they would not be resisted, if it were the right of each and every resident to use lethal force in self defense. But because they know that such action will result in probable prosecution, they know that home invasion is a safe and often lucrative activity to engage in.

In America, where householders have an unqualified right of self-defence, only 12 per cent of burglaries take place while the owners are at home. In this country, the figure is well over 50 per cent, and as the horrible case of John Monckton shows, intruders are now deliberately choosing times when they know they will encounter someone who can be induced to allow entry into a home that is sufficiently secure to prevent an easy break-in.

And where “sufficient security” indicates a lucrative payoff.

When I debated this issue with the eminent lawyer Lord (Andrew) Phillips on the Jeremy Vine radio show, he argued that while the number of burglaries would drop if there were an unqualified right of self-defence “the number of injuries to householders will vastly increase because the burglars will get their retaliation in first… It is an iron rule, criminals are more violent than victims.”

Really? Has England really lost its “aggressive edge” to that point? Most criminals are cowards. They don’t want to risk their asses, and will find an easier way to make a living. What the law in England has done is make home invasion nearly risk-free so that even cowards can engage in it.

As I pointed out to Lord Phillips at the time, we are not arguing that homeowners should be compelled to confront intruders. They can, if they wish, listen to the advice of Her Majesty’s Constabulary, which is to lock themselves in their bathroom and wait for the police to arrive.

Two other points occurred to me later. The first is that we should not let our behaviour be conditioned and controlled by what thugs might think or desire. The second is that Lord Phillips’s argument reminds me of the former foreign secretary Douglas Hurd, who maintained an arms embargo against the persecuted Muslims of Bosnia on the grounds that to let them fight against their heavily-armed Serb oppressors would lead to “a level killing field”. That well-intentioned but morally obtuse policy led directly to the first massacres seen on the continent of Europe since it was occupied by the Nazis.

Funny how that works, isn’t it? Such good intent, such bad results.

(But the philosophy cannot be wrong…)

It would, of course, be better not to have to talk in such apocalyptic metaphors. But the doubling in recorded violent crime over the past eight years is a domestic apocalypse now.

Pshaw! That doubling is due to a change in counting methods. Or something. The British Crime Survey says violent crime is down! Didn’t you get the memo?

Of course there are measures that should be carried out which do not require the public to “take the matter into their own hands”. In urban areas, it would help to see the police out in force. In Central London, for example, there is scarcely a street corner which is not being patrolled by traffic wardens. Is it too much to expect the same from the Metropolitan Police?

It was exactly such a policy that dramatically reduced violent crime in New York under Mayor Giuliani. He also introduced a tough sentencing policy. In this country the average sentence given to burglars by our magistrates – that is, the tiny minority who are detected, charged and given a prison sentence – is 3.8 months. Even the average sentence given to those convicted of aggravated (ie violent) burglary is little more than four years. Halve that for “good behaviour”.

I am quite prepared to believe the prison reformers that a long custodial sentence does not reform a person’s character. The point is that the longer such characters are off our streets the safer we all are.

Which is why I’m entertained by headlines of “Crime Down Even As Prison Population Climbs.” Well, DUH! Prison isn’t for reform, it’s for punishment and to get the criminal out of circulation. We’ve pretty much proven that “reform” is a lost cause.

Of course, even if the police were more active on the streets, and even if we had a more rigorous sentencing policy, there will still be violent burglaries, thousands of them. And at that time, no police force on earth can protect us. That is when we have, in my view, a natural right to unqualified self-defence, regardless of the law of the land.

Bear in mind, the right to self defense was called by St. George Tucker in 1803 “the first law of nature” and noted that “in most governments it has been the study of rulers to confine this right within the narrowest limits possible.” Welcome to England where they’ve done it again!

After John’s murder my mind was filled with violent thoughts. I imagined his killers strung up on gibbets in Trafalgar Square, being pecked at by the pigeons. Then I received a letter from his friend and fellow Catholic, Lord Grantley, who said: “John would have wanted us to pray not only for his family, but also for his murderers, that they should repent, for otherwise they would perish, a fate he would not have wished on anyone.”

For those of us of a less spiritual cast of mind, the earthly fate we would not wish on anyone is John Monckton’s own. This is time, not just for prayers, but for action.

I’m in agreement with Mr. Lawson, but these three letters to the editor are not:

Sir – Sir John Stevens, the Metropolitan Police Commissioner, says the law should be changed to allow householders to use “necessary” rather than “reasonable” force to defend their homes (leader, Dec 4). But such a change would, most probably, swing the balance away from the householder.

I don’t see how that is even possible, but…

It is easy to imagine circumstances in which a jury might conclude that the force used was reasonable, but unnecessary. In the case of Tony Martin, many argued that it was reasonable for Mr Martin to shoot the burglar dead, although he was running away at the time. I suspect that fewer would argue that it was necessary. More generally, what if a householder could retreat into a secure room to escape from the intruder? It would not then be necessary to attack the intruder, but it would still be, as recognised by the law, reasonable to do so if he was invading your home.

Precisely, and your point?

Sir John also says that the force used against an intruder should be presumed to be lawful unless the facts clearly show otherwise. Your editorial argues that such a presumption should be made almost absolute. At present, juries are directed, in cases of self-defence, (a) that a man defending himself cannot weigh to a nicety the exact measure of his defensive action, and (b) that if, in a moment of unexpected anguish, the defendant had done only what he honestly and instinctively thought was necessary, that is potent evidence that what was done was reasonable.

Yet we’ve seen cases in which this was not the standard used, haven’t we?

To get any closer to an almost absolute presumption would require the law to allow people acting in self-defence to use more force than was reasonable; in other words, to be allowed to use unreasonable force.

Stephen Taylor, Northampton

No, Mr. Taylor, sufficient force. Appropriate force. Overwhelming force. Not unreasonable force. There’s a difference between violent-and-predatory and violent-but-defensive, and England seems to have forgotten it.

Sir – Most householders would probably consider that the average burglar would be more skilled than them in the use of knives, swords and blunt implements, and so would choose a firearm as the only effective defensive weapon.

An astute observation!

To support Sir John’s “unqualified right to use force”, shotgun and firearm certificates might have to be issued to millions of people.

And the downside of this would be…?

Thousand of police officers would be needed to process these certificates and to inspect the premises to ensure the weapons were suitably stored. I would suggest that, for effective use, the best place would be under the bed, rather than in a secure and approved gun cabinet.

Of course you could simply drop the useless and ineffective weapons regulations that have done diddly squat in making the country safer, couldn’t you?

Centres to teach householders how to handle and safely deploy pistols, guns and rifles would need to be established across Britain to limit the number of accidental self-shootings. Without regular training, some self-shooting or wounding of others through “friendly fire” would be inevitable in a panic situation.

Angus Jacobsen, Inverbervie, Kincardineshire

You know Angus, we keep hearing the same kind of scare-stories here about concealed-weapons permits, that there will be “blood in the streets” and road-rage killings that just don’t happen. Interesting to see the same tactics being employed across the pond.

Sir – I would ask Sir John to direct his highly trained, highly paid police force to protect my home and family, so that I am not forced to kill an intruder.

I don’t really feel up to it, however well it is regarded by the law.

Brian Farmer, Blackwood, Caerphilly

Don’t worry about it, Brian. You don’t have to do it. It would be completely voluntary. You could just sit back and reap the rewards of having neighbors willing to do it for you. Unless, of course, you wanted to put a sign out in front of your home indicating that you were defenseless and unwilling to protect yourself and your family.

No? Didn’t think so.

The thermostat in Hell won’t go down low enough, I fear. The snowball doesn’t have a chance.

The Frivolity of Evil

“Thank you, Kim” is not precisely what I want to say but I needed to read The Frivolity of Evil. I think everybody needs to read this piece, and discuss it, because it’s overwhelmingly important. With the question of “moral values” raised by the pollsters here after the election, and the sneering reaction of the Left to the response, it’s especially timely. Theodore Dalrymple writes in City Journal of what he most accurately terms “the frivolity of evil,” echoing things I’ve seen and read literally for decades.

It does not do this piece justice to excerpt, but I must. A couple of weeks ago I reprised a much older fisk I’d done long before I started blogging. The author of the piece I fisked was a self-professed utopist liberal. Among the characteristics he attributed to Liberals was the following:

“Liberals have a fundamental faith in the ability of humans to better themselves and act appropriately when the situation calls for it.”

Read Dr. Dalrymple’s take:

My work has caused me to become perhaps unhealthily preoccupied with the problem of evil. Why do people commit evil? What conditions allow it to flourish? How is it best prevented and, when necessary, suppressed? Each time I listen to a patient recounting the cruelty to which he or she has been subjected, or has committed (and I have listened to several such patients every day for 14 years), these questions revolve endlessly in my mind.

—
Intellectuals propounded the idea that man should be freed from the shackles of social convention and self-control, and the government, without any demand from below, enacted laws that promoted unrestrained behavior and created a welfare system that protected people from some of its economic consequences. When the barriers to evil are brought down, it flourishes; and never again will I be tempted to believe in the fundamental goodness of man, or that evil is something exceptional or alien to human nature.

That’s the difference between theoretical and experimental. Yet, as we’ve all seen, while the experimental evidence overwhelmingly disproves Liberal belief, they go on believing it. Or acting as if they do.

Dalrymple goes on, in damning detail, to illustrate his fundamental points. Please, please read this. Think on it long and hard. Pass it around to friends and relatives. Get into arguments over it. Make Liberals defend their positions regarding what he illustrates.

Thank you, Kim, for pointing me to that post. I think I’ll go be ill now.

Blog Hiatus – (No, Really!)



Sorry for the lack of posting. Right now I’m so buried in work it’s not even funny, and it will remain like this through at least the first week of January. On top of that, I’m fighting a cold, too.

Anyway, I’m going to be working gulag labor hours for the next four or five weeks (assuming I don’t go home sick the next couple of days,) so I’m not going to have much time to read, much less write.

Hopefully I’ll get a post or two in every now and then, especially on Sundays (which I WILL be taking off,) but don’t expect to see three or four posts a day.

For readers just now finding TSM, please peruse my “Best Posts” and the archives. For the rest of you: Sorry, but life intrudes.

A Day Late and a Dollar Short

I just received an email from the National Shooting Sports Foundation. You remember them, they’re the outfit represented by Lawrence Keane – senior vice president and general counsel. It was Mr. Keane who was quoted in the New York Times after last week’s Wisconsin murders I wrote about below in Birchwood, Wisconsin is Not Hungerford, England. I sent a rather pointed email to Mr. Keane on the day the NYT piece came out. I suppose that’s why they responded to me. Well, Gary Mehalik responded. Mr. Keane did not.

It seems the NSSF has an email newsletter, and the most recent one is out. My email came from – well, let me just quote it to you:

Original Message —–
From: Gary Mehalik
To: [email protected]
Sent: Tuesday, November 30, 2004 9:45 AM
Subject: Wisconsin Massacre

I understand your concern regarding NSSF and hope the clarification provided in our weekly newsletter, Bullet Points (attached below), will address those concerns. Please contact me any time you have questions about firearms design, marketing or recreational/hunting use.

Gary G. Mehalik
Director of Communications
National Shooting Sports Foundation
11 Mile Hill Road
Newtown, CT 06470
http://www.nssf.org
(203) 426-1320
(203) 426-1245 FAX

And here’s the text of the newsletter concerning the Wisconsin murders:

NSSF’S STATEMENT ON HUNTING TRAGEDY
GUN BLAMED FOR CRIMINAL’S ACT . . .
The criminal attack on a group of Wisconsin hunters that left six dead and two others wounded is being exploited by prohibitionists seemingly anxious to use the incident as an excuse to limit the freedoms of responsible American gun owners.The National Shooting Sports Foundation is the trade association for companies that make, import and sell firearms and ammunition and many other products used for hunting and in recreational shooting by approximately 40 million Americans.
NSSF supported the recent expiration of the so-called “assault weapon ban” in federal law by explaining to legislators, the media and the public that semi-automatic firearms resembling military-issue guns have long been widely used for target shooting and, where appropriate, for hunting. When the ammunition a gun shoots is suited for the game hunted, military-style semi-automatics are perfectly legal to hunt with under the laws of most states. Pennsylvania, as an exception, does not allow hunting with semi-automatic rifles of any sort, but most other states do. Many also provide for hunting with handguns as well as with shotguns.
The 7.62 X 39mm rifle reportedly involved in this incident shoots a thirty-caliber bullet that performs ballistically similar to the .30-30 deer hunting cartridge commonly used for about a hundred years in lever action guns. Among high-power ammunition, both the .30-30 and the 7.62 X 39 cartridges are capable of reliably taking deer-sized game at moderate distances up to 100-150 yards.

Reporter Steve Wideman in The Post-Crescent newspaper in Appleton, Wisconsin, reports SKS rifles like the one reportedly carried by the alleged murderer are commonly used by deer hunters in that part of the country.

That’s it.

Here’s what I sent Mr. Mehalik:

Mr. Mehalik:

I’m sorry, but I’m afraid the weekly newsletter did NOT “address my concerns.” It made absolutely no mention of the comments of Lawrence Keane, as quoted in the New York Times. There was no admission of error, nor any retraction by Mr. Keane. The CONCERN was that Mr. Keane – “senior vice president and general counsel of the National Shooting Sports Foundation” – shot gun-rights supporters in the foot, and that the anti-gun forces would run with his comments – and they have.

The Brady Campaign was the first I am aware of to have used Mr. Keane’s words against us. Let me quote:

The SKS rifle apparently used by the hunter to kill six other hunters in Wisconsin Sunday wasn’t banned under the Federal assault weapons ban that expired September 13, but it should be banned for civilian use. Designed for use in war, even the gun industry admitted yesterday that it’s not intended for hunting.
It may, in fact, be the first time the official spokesman for the National Shooting Sports Foundation has admitted that any military-style semiautomatic assault rifle is inappropriate for hunting. Lawrence Keane, senior vice president of the group, went further, and even told the New York Times that the SKS isn’t a humane weapon for hunting deer. “The reason the SKS is not used by hunters, Mr. Keane said, is that it is designed for combat soldiers and is therefore underpowered for killing an animal like a deer with a single shot, the goal of good hunters,” The Times wrote. “‘The ethics of hunting are you don’t want the animal to suffer needlessly,’ Mr. Keane said.”
Prior to the expiration of the assault weapons ban, the industry’s spokespersons were unified in describing these types of weapons as perfectly normal for use by hunters. It was one of the industry’s main arguments for letting the ban expire.

Not mentioning Mr. Keane’s involvement in this is not acceptable. Your newsletter blurb is not enough to whitewash over his comments, especially given that his comments aren’t even mentioned. A personal retraction or explanation (I’d be FASCINATED to hear an explanation) is – at minimum – what would “address my concerns.”

I’m not fond of situations where gun-rights supporters “eat our own” – but Mr. Keane’s comments were ridiculous and fundamentally stupid.

Further, that was not a “hunting tragedy.” A “hunting tragedy” would have been an accidental death or wounding. This was a deliberate act of multiple murder.

Let’s see if THAT draws any additional response.

Technical Assistance Needed

I recently took advantage – if that’s the word – of Blogger’s new feature (or bug) of placing archived posts on their own web page. There have been problems in the past of calling up an archived post, and then watching it scroll off the screen as the rest of the page loads.

Great, right? Except the archived post shows up in the middle of the freaking page – which in the case of The Smallest Minority means way down younder somewhere. To the uninitiated, it looks like the text screen is blank. I have this problem, too, when the current seven days worth of posts aren’t enough to fill the available space. The text is middle-justified vertically.

No bueno.

So I sent a tech support request into Blogger, and they tell me they don’t support otherwise simple HTML questions.

So, here’s my question: How do I get my posts to show up at the TOP of the text window, instead of centered?

Just Figured That Out, Did You?

The London Sunday Telegraph is still pushing for legislation to allow homeowners the use of unrestricted force against home invaders, though as I noted last week, the campaign seems to be losing steam. This week’s entry is as follows:

‘The system seems to bend over to help the criminal at the expense of the victim’
By Karyn Miller
(Filed: 28/11/2004)

(And that isn’t a victim of a burglary speaking…it’s one of the former chief constables who are backing the Telegraph’s campaign)

Former chief constables have backed The Telegraph’s campaign to give people more rights to protect their homes and families from violent intruders.

The retired police chiefs, who have more than 200 years of service between them, believe that the balance of the law has swung in favour of burglars at the expense of law-abiding householders.

They pledged support for this newspaper’s call for legislation giving householders the unqualified right to use force – including deadly force if necessary – against burglars, without facing criminal charges from the police or being sued for compensation. Similar legislation introduced in Oklahoma in 1988 – known as the Make My Day Law – has halved burglaries.

Among those former police chiefs expressing support last week was William Wilson, 61, who was chief constable for Central Scotland at the time of the 1996 Dunblane school shootings, which led to a ban on members of the public owning handguns.

And what a world of good that did.

Mr Wilson, who was chief constable between 1990 and 2000, said: “You can list me as a supporter of your campaign. Anything that can reduce housebreaking has got to be backed I can identify a trend for the law being tougher on the householders than it used to be.”

Gee, ya THINK? Yet according to Tim Lambert, it’s only the “gullible gunners” who believe this.

Sir Geoffrey Dear, 66, who was the chief constable of the West Midlands between 1985 and 1990, agreed that the current law, allowing “reasonable force” to be used against intruders, could no longer be relied upon. “The Crown Prosecution Service has to a certain extent, in this last quarter century, been looking at reasonable force in far too narrow a way,” he said. “They haven’t tried to put themselves sensibly and properly into the place of the householder.

“If you chance upon somebody in the dark you have no idea what he has in his hand: nothing, a knife, a screwdriver or even a gun. It all happens in a flash. I don’t think you have time to weigh up what is proportionate and what isn’t. I say that if you hit him and cause him grave damage, then tough. Your campaign has every chance of success.”

Not too familiar with the legislative process, eh? Getting the government to yeild back any of the legitimate use of force will be very difficult.

Peter Joslin, 71, the chief constable for Warwickshire from 1983 until his retirement in 1998, said: “I was regarded as a liberal thinker in my time, but the system seems now to bend over to help the criminal at the expense of the victim. What happens today is frightening. The criminal’s rights should not supersede the rights of the individual to protect their property.

But what you’re saying is, it does. This is that “chilling effect” I finally got Tim to (grudgingly) admit to.

“If there was an intruder in my home I would go to fairly extreme lengths to defend myself, because it is no good waiting for him to strike you first before you defend yourself. The police advice to lock yourself away in a room and dial 999 is all very well, but life’s not like that.”

Another former senior policeman backing the campaign was John Stalker, 65, the deputy chief constable of Greater Manchester between 1984 and 1987.

He said: “I believe that a house is something to be defended at all costs by the people who buy it and live in it, because they are entitled to believe that it is a place of safety, sacrosanct from outsiders.”

Yes, the Englishman’s home was once his castle – but no longer.

George Esson, 62, the chief constable for Dumfries and Galloway between 1989 and 1994, said: “I’m not surprised at the level of support for your campaign. If somebody came into my property in the middle of the night, I would feel it was my inalienable right to defend it.” The former officers’ backing came in the same week that the campaign was boosted by an informal poll of listeners to Jeremy Vine’s Radio 2 programme. His show on Wednesday featured a debate about the campaign between Dominic Lawson, the editor of The Telegraph, and Lord Phillips of Sudbury, a solicitor and Liberal Democrat peer who opposes any change in the law.

More than 5,900 listeners voted afterwards, with more than 97 per cent backing a change in the law and less than two per cent opposing it.Readers can listen to a replay of the show by visiting the BBC’s website. It can be accessed at www.bbc.co.uk/radio2/shows/vine.

I’ll have to give that a listen, if I ever get any spare time.

Another Interesting Transcript

Last week, Slate published a column by Emily Yoffe, “The Human Guinea Pig,” entitled “Guinea, Get Your Gun.” I did a piece on it below. It was an excellent column. There was also an associated audio clip that ran on National Public Radio. I just listened to it, figuring it would just be her reading her piece, but no. She was interviewed by an NPR staffer. I though you might be interested in the transcript.

(Announcer)

From time to time on this program, we check in with Slate’s Emily Yoffe. She is better known in some circles by her nickname, “The Human Guinea Pig.” For her column in Slate, Emily does interesting or unusual things many of us might have wondered about, but have never tried.

In the past she has worked as a phone psychic, a street musician, she’s taken a vow of silence, and she was actually crowned Mrs. Washington, D.C., only in part because she was, indeed, the only contestant. Well, she’s back, and here’s a little hint of what Emily’s been up to now:

(Sound of a gunshot)

That is the sound of a gunshot, and earlier, Day to Day’s Alex Chadwick investigated Emily’s new talents.

Chadwick:

Welcome back to Day to Day, Emily! What’s all this about?

Yoffe:

Thank you.

Chadwick:

Have you joined the Marines?

Yoffe, with a chuckle:

I’m an insurgent with a Volvo.

Chadwick, (laughing):

“An insurgent with a Volvo.” Oh, good. You’ve actually taken up shooting guns for your latest Human Guinea Pig activity you’ve decided to master shooting, yes?

Yoffe:

Well, guns are a big issue right now and I’m… I thought, I’ve gotta understand the rest of the country a little better. And, so I went to see if an absolute gun novice can learn to be a decent shot.

Chadwick:

Alright, we sent a producer along with you for one of your lessons. Here’s a clip of tape. I want you to listen to this, and then explain to us what happens at the firing range when you are getting a shooting lesson.

(tape begins)

Yoffe:

I’ve got my Smith & Wesson, and this is…

Instructor, scolding:

Ah aah! Point that gun downrange. Keep it pointed downrange at all times. Now you, now you have to maintain control of the grip and keep it pointed down range. Don’t let that muzzle drift at all.

Yoffe:

Right.

Instructor:

All right.

(end of tape)

Chadwick:

Emily, I think what what that instructor’s saying is “don’t point that thing at me.”

Yoffe:

This is probably the first Guinea Pig that had fatal implications. I actually, when I was shooting shotguns, I accidentally put my finger on the trigger and the thing went off and smashed me in the shoulder. Fortunately, I did have it aimed down range.

Chadwick:

So, how did you take to shooting, and are you any good? Could you hit the target?

Yoffe:

I’m darned good. What can I say? Everything has been a disaster in Human Guinea Pig, but I was hitting that thing, at.. My instructor Ricardo Royal put a paper plate out there, and I took his Sig-Sauer P226 9mm with a Crimson Trace laser grip…

Chadwick:

Huh?

Yoffe:

…and “Paper plate, make my day” I was hitting it.

Chadwick:

You sound like you actually know what that thing was. Is that a handgun or a bazooka?

Yoffe:

It’s a semiautomatic pistol.

Chadwick:

Oh.

Yoffe:

I have to admit, before I took this up a couple of weeks ago, I thought shotguns shot bullets? They don’t. They shoot shot.

Chadwick:

Hmm.. Ok, we have one more clip of tape here Emily, and I must say it suggests to me that maybe your new fondness for shooting sports is uh, “bleeding” – no pun intended – into other parts of your life. Here, listen.

(tape begins)

Yoffe:

I was taking a yoga class yesterday and during the breathing, I was imagining the front sight of the pistol, so..

Instructor:

Ooooh!

Yoffe:

Yes, just relax into it.

Instructor:

See? Already you ask me “how do I relax?”

(laughs)

(tape ends)

Chadwick, (somewhat incredulous)

Emily, you’re saying that shooting and yoga are compatible? That you can sort of visualize shooting while you’re in some transcendental state?

Yoffe:

You’ve gotta get your sights lined up, and so during your breathing I had it… Imagine your target. You’re shooting between nine and three o’clock, and it really helped.

Chadwick:

Ok, Emily. You know, you gave up being Mrs. D.C., you passed on being a street musician, you’re no longer a phone psychic. Are you actually going to be a shooter? Are you going to get a gun?

Yoffe:

Well, I live in Washington, D.C., which kind of precludes this. Un, unless I’m a criminal, of course. But I am thinking of taking my family out and having us all have a great time blasting at targets. I’ve also become… I see movies now in a different way. I look at people shooting in movies and think “There’s no follow-through there, you’re not gonna hit that person. You don’t know what you’re doing!”

Chadwick:

Have you noticed anyone packing a Sig-Sauer? Is that, the handgun thing?

Yoffe:

I think they’re more into Glocks.

Then they did the polite sign-off thing. That was an enjoyable piece. I think she made Chadwick a bit uncomfortable.

See what a little education can do?

I ran across a great quote tonight by someone who didn’t sign their name to it:

Simply put, gun control cannot survive

without an accompanying sea of disinformation.

Truer words…

It’s Time to Vote Again

Via Knowledge is Power, and I’ll quote SondraK in whole:

You can go here and vote in Sports Illustrated’s Sportsman of the Year Award , fan poll. If you let it load…a few pictures will then load in a scroll bar to the left. Second from the bottom is Pat Tillman. I can’t think of a more worthy person. He gave up everything for the home team. Go. He deserves it.



Oh. And pass it on, ok?

Tillman is currently in third place behind Lance Armstrong and Michael Phelps.

So go vote. And pass it on.

Happy Thanksgiving!

And to celebrate, here’s a photo to: a) warm the cockles of the patriotic American’s heart, or b) terrify and offend the GFWs™ out there. A win-win!

BTW, that’s a Stinger surface-to-air missile trainer, just in case you’re curious.

And check out that grin!