Motherf*%&ers!


Remember how the LAPD was going to replace the shot-up pickup of those two non-Dorner newspaper delivery ladies?

Not so much:

No New Truck for Women Shot During Dorner Manhunt

The two newspaper delivery women who were shot at during the manhunt for Christopher Dorner will not be getting a new replacement truck as promised by the LAPD, according to their attorney Glen Jonas.

It has been more than a month since LAPD Chief Charlie Beck promised the truck to Emma Hernandez, 71, and her daughter, Margie Carranza, who had been working in Torrance, Calif. before dawn on Feb. 7.

According to Jonas, LAPD and Galpin Ford wanted his clients to pose for a photo opportunity and pay income tax on the truck. The women no longer want the truck after they were told they needed to fill out a 1099 form for the donation, Jonas said Monday.

“You tried to murder the woman, now you’re telling her she can’t have a four-wheel drive, you’re telling her she can’t sell it and you’ve got to be taxed on it?” Jonas said. “How would anyone react to that?”

Jonas plans on filing a government claim, which is a precursor to any lawsuit filed against a government agency. He said he felt the truck was being touted as a “reward or prize” instead of a sincere gesture by the LAPD.

The women’s Toyota Tacoma was pierced with 102 bullet holes from the Feb. 7 shooting, according to Jonas. Emma Hernandez is still recovering from two bullet wounds to her neck, which are giving her life-threatening complications

They want her to pay income tax on the truck.  I’m not a fan of our litigious society, but in this case, I want to see the city pay, and I want the officers involved to pay.

She should get a fucking Ferrari and a mansion to park it in.

Wherein I Disagree with an Appeals Court Judge on Matters of Law

In that video interview I posted recently where Matt Welch of Reason talks with 9th Circuit Chief Judge Alex Kozinski, I have only one disagreement with the judge (OK, two).  Starting at 43:50 in the interview:

Welch:  Why don’t you like jury nullification?

Kozinski:  It’s lawlessness.  You know, at least with a legislature, you can vote the rascals out.  And it’s the law that we are ultimately responsible.  But the idea that your fate, whether you will either be found guilty or innocent, or whether you’re gonna be found liable or not liable, or the amount of damages that you’re going to pay is up to the law made up by twelve people who have no constituency, who’ve gotten elected to nothing, who never get elected to anything again, who have no one to respond to – you can’t kick out of office – and your fate, your future will depend on those twelve people making up the law on the spot?  It’s just a horrendous idea.  It’s really one of the truly evil ideas, because – think about it – we always think that what juries are going to do is take a law that they find unjust – that we all think is unjust – and they are not going to apply it. 

But what if they take a law that is just and say “we don’t like this defendant”?  We don’t like this defendant because its a corporation.  We don’t like this defendant because he’s rich, or white, or black, or we don’t like him because he has an accent.  And we don’t have to follow the law, and so we’re going to make up the law right now and find him guilty, or find him liable, or ruin him financially?  Because we can make up the law?  We can do what the legislature, what the people assembled can do, we can do it in this room, we twelve. 

It’s a really frightening idea.  If anyone has ever been in front of a jury, really had your fate in their hands, the last thing you want is for them to be able to make up the law as they wish.

I understand the point, but I have to disagree.  Getting twelve people to agree to anything is pretty damned hard.  Add to that the constraints placed on a jury, and the probability that they’re going to decide “we hate that guy, so he’s going to fry” are pretty slim unless the prosecutor has done his job.  From my perspective, the ability, the duty of any juror saying “NO!” in the belief that a law is unjust or being applied unjustly and making it stick is far more important, and more likely.  To tell me that I must enforce a law I find unjust or unjustly applied simply because it was approved by a legislature is repellent.  That is evil.  We are ultimately responsible, and shirking that responsibility is abhorrent to me.

The second disagreement comes at 38:06 (yes, I know that one comes before, but it’s my post and I’ll do it in the order I want to):

I think the Supreme Court got it right, but it was far from inevitable.  The words of the Second Amendment are clear in one way, but I think they could be rationally interpreted the other way as well.

I agree that the Supreme Court got it right, I agree that said decision was far from inevitable, but if one is intellectually honest I do NOT think it could be – in the face of the history and evidence – “rationally interpreted the other way”.  And I think Judge Kozinski said it himself (PDF) better than I ever could:

Judges know very well how to read the Constitution broadly when they are sympathetic to the right being asserted. We have held, without much ado, that “speech, or…the press” also means the Internet…and that “persons, houses, papers, and effects” also means public telephone booths….When a particular right comports especially well with our notions of good social policy, we build magnificent legal edifices on elliptical constitutional phrases – or even the white spaces between lines of constitutional text. But, as the panel amply demonstrates, when we’re none too keen on a particular constitutional guarantee, we can be equally ingenious in burying language that is incontrovertibly there.

It is wrong to use some constitutional provisions as springboards for major social change while treating others like senile relatives to be cooped up in a nursing home until they quit annoying us. As guardians of the Constitution, we must be consistent in interpreting its provisions. If we adopt a jurisprudence sympathetic to individual rights, we must give broad compass to all constitutional provisions that protect individuals from tyranny. If we take a more statist approach, we must give all such provisions narrow scope. Expanding some to gargantuan proportions while discarding others like a crumpled gum wrapper is not faithfully applying the Constitution; it’s using our power as federal judges to constitutionalize our personal preferences.

So, TSM has had a Recent Infestation…

…and as a result, I thought I’d post this bit of humor sent to me by my favorite Merchant-O’Death.

A US Navy cruiser anchored in Mississippi for a week’s shore leave. The first evening, the ship’s Captain received the following note from the wife of a very wealthy and influential plantation owner:

“Dear Captain, Thursday will be my daughter Melinda’s Debutante Ball. I would like you to send four well-mannered, handsome, unmarried officers in their formal dress uniforms to attend the dance.

They should arrive promptly at 8:00 PM prepared for an evening of polite Southern conversation. They should be excellent dancers, as they will be the escorts of lovely refined young ladies. One last point: No Jews please.”

Sending a written message by his own yeoman, the captain replied:

Madam, thank you for your invitation. In order to present the widest possible knowledge base for polite conversation, I am sending four of my best and most prized officers.

One is a lieutenant commander and a graduate of Annapolis with an additional Masters degree from MIT in Fluid Dynamics and ship design.

The second is a Lieutenant, one of our helicopter pilots, and a graduate of Northwestern University in Chicago, with a BS in Aeronautical Engineering. His Masters Degree and PhD In Aeronautical and Mechanical Engineering
are from Texas Tech University and he is also an astronaut candidate.

The third officer is also a lieutenant, with degrees in both computer systems and information technology from SMU and he is awaiting notification on his Doctoral Dissertation from Cal Tech.

Finally, the fourth officer, also a lieutenant commander, is our ship’s doctor, with an undergraduate degree from the University of Georgia and his medical degree is from the University of North Carolina. We are very proud
of him, as he is also a senior fellow in Trauma Surgery at Bethesda Naval Hospital.


Upon receiving this letter, Melinda’s mother was quite excited and looked forward to Thursday with pleasure. Her daughter would be escorted by four handsome naval officers without peer (and the other women in her social
circle would be insanely jealous).

At precisely 8:00 PM on Thursday, Melinda’s mother heard a polite rap at the door which she opened to find, in full dress uniform, four very handsome, smiling Black officers.

Her mouth fell open, but pulling herself together, she stammered, “There must be some mistake!”

“No, Madam,” said the first officer. “Captain GOLDBERG doesn’t make mistakes.”

It’s an oldie, but a goodie!

“Civilized” Warfare

I got a comment tonight on another post from one “Patrick Henry.”  I’ll excerpt the significant portion:

Well, if we weren’t involved in the middle east and had our troops killing everything in sight….

To which I responded:

If our troops were “killing everything in sight,” we’d have been out of there after eighteen months, tops.

This kind of “thinking” really pisses me off.

We’re still in Afghanistan after more than 11 years of war, Iraq for not quite 10.  Why?  Because we decided to go to war as gently as possible, and then pick up the smashed pieces and try to build modern nations where there were none before.

Contrast that to sixty-eight years ago this day when we dropped incendiary bombs on Tokyo, killing over 100,000 people – men, women and children – and burning sixteen square miles of the city to the ground.  THAT’S “killing everything in sight.”  THAT is total war.