Quote of the Day – “Green Police” Edition

This is in relation to the previous post on this topic, Audi’s Super Bowl “Green Police” ad. Reader Perlhaqr in the comments:

Now I have “the Green Police… are buried under my shed…” running through my head.

First runner-up comes from SayUncle’s post yesterday, Ad Fail:

The ad says that, by virtue of buying this car, you will be a compliant citizen. In essence, you’ll be a better sheep. Fuck that.

The commercial should have ended with a guy in a big ass Ford Earthfuckertm that gets 5 miles per gallon with seats made from baby seals blowing past the roadblock billowing smoke. And, for effect, the driver flips them off. I’d buy that car.

Let’s see, the Escape, Explorer, Expedition, Excursion, Exclusion, and Earthfucker. Helluva lineup!

Well, Audi is a German Company

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My mouth literally fell open while I watched this for the first time.

All I could think was, (and I’m sure the Violence Policy Center and the Brady Bunch will salivate at this) I’d kill them first. Then I’d go after their bosses.

UPDATE – Quote of the Day, seen elsewhere, but I can’t find the link right now (paraphrased from memory) Cbullitt has it:

Bubba Thudd (21:35:23) :

I don’t get it. It’s supposed to be an advert for cars, but after watching it, I want to buy shotgun shells. What gives? Is there some kind of subliminal message?

Wow, China’s Really Into “Green” Energy

Wow, China’s Really Into “Green” Energy!

Australia signs huge China coal deal

An Australian firm has signed a $60bn (AUS$69bn; £38bn) deal to supply coal to Chinese power stations.

Clive Palmer, chairman of the company, Resourcehouse, said it was Australia’s “biggest ever export contract”.

Under the deal, the firm will build a new mining complex to give China Power International Development (CPI) 30m tonnes of coal a year for 20 years.

Err, no, you’ll be selling them 30 million tons of coal a year for 20 years. Words mean things.

Analysts say it is further evidence of China’s strong demand for resources boosting Australia’s economy.

Most of China’s power stations rely on coal – and demand has risen sharply in recent months after a government stimulus programme re-energised its economy.

Odd, isn’t it, how a “re-energized economy” demands more energy?

Here’s good news for my industry:

The plan involves building a huge new mining complex in the Australian state of Queensland, and laying 500km (311 miles) of railway line to move the coal to the coast.

Resourcehouse’s executive director, Phil McNamara, said the “once-in-a-century project” would include open-cast and underground mines, with construction likely to begin later this year.

The complex in the Galilee basin, to be called China First, is expected to start coal production in 2013 and will churn out some 40 million tonnes a year.

And the extra 10 million tons per annum will go . . . where?

My employer has a lot of experience in the mining industry, so perhaps we’ll get a chunk of the design work. If not, it means whoever does won’t be available to compete against us on other projects.

But the lucrative Sino-Australian deal will almost certainly disappoint some environmental groups, says the BBC’s Phil Mercer in Sydney.

They believe Australia’s reliance on plentiful reserves of coal, both for domestic electricity generation and for export, should be reduced in favour of renewable sources of energy.

They call coal the wonder-mineral. You can do anything with it, except mine it or burn it.

Here.

Pure carbon! Except for the sulfur in it that produces sulfur dioxide and acid rain, and the mercury that is released largely from coal-fired power plants. I wonder if the Chinese power plants will have particulate scrubbers and such like ours do? And then, of course, you’ve got the release of all that CO2, the “greenhouse gas” that we’re told we have to cap.

I wonder if NASA’s James Hansen will travel to China to protest? Or will he, perhaps, go to Queensland where it’ll be safer to hold a protest sign?

But What Happens When One Becomes the Other

But What Happens When One Becomes the Other?

I found a very interesting quotation from Henry Louis Mencken tonight that raises that very question:

THE VALUE the world sets upon motives is often grossly unjust and inaccurate. Consider, for example, two of them: mere insatiable curiosity and the desire to do good. The latter is put high above the former, and yet it is the former that moves one of the most useful men the human race has yet produced: the scientific investigator. What actually urges him on is not some brummagem idea of Service, but a boundless, almost pathological thirst to penetrate the unknown, to uncover the secret, to find out what has not been found out before. His prototype is not the liberator releasing slaves, the good Samaritan lifting up the fallen, but a dog sniffing tremendously at an infinite series of rat-holes.

H.L. Mencken, The Scientist, first printed in the New York Evening Mail, March 25, 1918

What happens when someone who should have a “boundless, almost pathological thirst to penetrate the unknown” instead becomes enraptured with the idea of doing good?

We get Anthropogenic Global Warming Climate Change.

And when these people are exposed for what they are, they pull themselves down those rat-holes and try to disappear.

Quote of the Day – Repeating History Division

I am not a historian or a statistician. Nonetheless I had been skimming Climate Audit for a couple of years and knew enough to write, in January 2009, “Michael Mann should be in prison.” I continue to enthusiastically endorse this view. I also do know a bit about the past.

And the past has sent me its report on Climategate. It is a short message – quite pithy – full of punch. I transcribed it this week from my favorite Ouija board. At the planchette: me and my 2-year-old daughter, Sibyl.

After data corrections, the text reads:

Your entire system of government is incurably insane.

Unqualified ReservationsClimategate: history’s message

I am reminded by this of The Geek with a .45‘s observation upon deciding to get the hell out of Dodge New Jersey,

“Entire Societies Can and Have Gone Stark Raving Batshit Fucking Insane.”

For some, it was brief and temporary, and for others, it was more or less a permanent state of affairs.

His quote was in the context of WWII, but he expanded it to the current government (and accepting populace) of New Jersey. And it’s gone beyond just New Jersey and California.

Mencius Moldbug’s post is unquestionably of Überpost status, but do give it a thorough read. (Edited to add: I think Climategate: history’s message is the best post I’ve read in years. It’s epic-length, but worth your time.) And re-peruse the Geek’s piece.

And think.

The Proper Response

The Proper Response

Robert Heinlein’s character Lazarus Long once said:

The correct way to punctuate a sentence that starts: “Of course It is none of my business but–” is to place a period after the word “but.” Don’t use excessive force in supplying such moron with a period. Cutting his throat is only a momentary pleasure and is bound to get you talked about.

xkcd illustrates that aphorism this morning:


I imagine there are not enough excavators in Copenhagen to do the job, though.

Perhaps steamrollers would suffice?

Quote of the Day – Global Warming Edition

Quote of the Day – Global Warming Edition

Man-made global warming is true. In spite of the more than 700 scientists who doubt it, and in spite of Climategate, where the Hadley Climatic Research Unit at the University of East Anglia courageously falsified data, lied, and suppressed facts in the name of truth.

And everyone must believe this truth, or there will never be the consensus necessary to save the world by destroying its economy.

Let’s have an inquisition, Colin Cohen, When Falls the Coliseum