RINOplasty.
Chris Muir nails it:
Tag: snark
Retread.
I’m doing some blog maintenance, and ran across a post from January of 2004 that seems relevant. Let me repost it:
Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, and Al Gore were in an airplane crash.
They’re up in heaven, and God’s sitting on the great white throne.
God addresses Al first.
“Al, what do you believe in?”
Al replies, “Well, I believe I won that election, but that it was your will that I did not serve. And I’ve come to understand that now.”
God thinks for a second and says “Okay, very good. Come and sit at my left.”
God then addresses Bill. “Bill, what do you believe in?”
Bill replies, “I believe in forgiveness. I’ve sinned, but I’ve never held a grudge against my fellow man, and I hope no grudges are held against me.”
God thinks for a second and says “You are forgiven, my son. Come and sit at my right.”
God then addresses Hillary. “Hillary, what do you believe in?”
“I believe you’re in my chair,” she says.
I Had Not Considered That…
From the local morning AM Talk Radio show:
Jamie Lynn Spears has decided to give up her baby – you probably hadn’t heard about this, but Brittney’s little sister got pregnant at 16, and has decided to put the kid up. I’m a little old to be a new parent, but hey, I’ll check eBay to see what she gets for it. – Jim Parisi
Screw It.
(For those who don’t get the reference, click the image.)
Silly Mike. She’d Never Hold the Gun Herself.
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That’s why IRS agents are armed!
And why she supports gun control.
(Mike Ramirez, Investors Business Daily)
UPDATE: I looked for this associated image before posting the above, but a kind reader gave me the link (Image courtesy of the incomparable Oleg Volk.)
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Quote of the Day.
or: I Can Believe That
“(T)hey could cut Hillary open from head to toe and I wouldn’t get sick or faint”. – Bill Clinton
Taken deliberately out of context from here.
Hey!.I’m On a List!
I’m in California. The company I work for has its head office here, and they flew in all of the satellite office people for the 2007 “Holiday” party. I just left the party.
But I learned something interesting. I’m on a TSA list. I couldn’t get my boarding pass electronically yesterday. I had to check in at the counter. Apparently someone at the TSA thinks I require additional scrutiny, or so I was told by the airline counter worker. If I want to do anything about it, I need to contact TSA.gov.
That settles it. When I get home, I’m going to buy one of these.
Quote of the Day.
James Lileks, from today’s Bleat:
Clive Owen, who is so tough his breakfast cereal has marshmallows shaped like Chuck Norris.
Runner-up, same post:
In the end, I think of the person I’d like to see behind the big desk the night the President addresses the nation after the nutwads pull off something big. It’s certainly not Ron Paul. He’d probably bitch us out for starting it all by enraging the Barbary Pirates.
The whole thing is worth reading.
I LIKE This Webcomic!.
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xkcd – I can see I’m going to be spending some time perusing the archives there.
UPDATE: Alternate title: “Yeah, we can’t think of anything else to use it for, either.”