Quote of the Day.

James Lileks, from today’s Bleat:

Clive Owen, who is so tough his breakfast cereal has marshmallows shaped like Chuck Norris.

Runner-up, same post:

In the end, I think of the person I’d like to see behind the big desk the night the President addresses the nation after the nutwads pull off something big. It’s certainly not Ron Paul. He’d probably bitch us out for starting it all by enraging the Barbary Pirates.

The whole thing is worth reading.