The Snowball Appears to be Losing

I’ve chronicled the London Sunday Telegraph‘s effort at attempting to change England’s self-defense laws over the last several weeks. Today’s entries don’t bode well. Here’s the op-ed:

The apocalypse is here, in our homes
Dominic Lawson
(Filed: 05/12/2004)

Remember Robert Symonds? It is the name of the 45-year-old Putney teacher who six weeks ago was stabbed to death in the hall of his home by a burglar. His body was found by his wife while their two children slept upstairs.

It was as a result of that incident that this newspaper launched our “right to fight back” campaign, which calls for the public to be given an unqualified right to self defence against intruders in their own homes. The point that struck me so forcibly at the time was not just the horror of Mr Symonds’s death, but the fact that had Mr Symonds picked up a kitchen knife before encountering the burglar, and managed to get blows in first, then he would now, as the law stands, be facing a murder trial.

This in direct opposition to Prof. Tim Lambert’s assertion that no such thing is a given. Dominic must be another “gullible gunner” I guess.

The defenders of the status quo argue that a jury might acquit, on grounds that such self-defence was “reasonable force”. We argue that such cases should never even be considered as crimes in the first place.

Gee, that’s my assertion too!

While the public has backed our campaign – one admittedly unscientific poll conducted by BBC Radio2 suggested that 97 per cent were behind us – the Government, led by “tough on crime” Tony Blair, has been depressingly reluctant to seize the initiative. At a lunch the other day a very senior member of the Civil Service said to me: “Your campaign will never succeed. It goes against the entire administrative culture in this country.”

Of course it does. As I’ve said, once the State has made a monopoly on the legitimate use of force, they will not willingly yeild back that power.

Well, he’s probably right about that. But yesterday the outgoing Metropolitan Police Commissioner, and today the Conservative Party, have declared their support for the principle underpinning our campaign.

This is all by way of a preamble to the fact that at 7.30 last Monday evening, my wife’s cousin, John Monckton, was stabbed to death by burglars who had used a preconceived and simple act of deception to enter his well-protected Chelsea home. They also attempted to murder his wife, Homeyra, who, while still in a very serious condition, would certainly now be dead, had it not been for their nine-year-old daughter’s discovery of the scene and extraordinary calmness in calling the police.

Police who could not prevent the assaults, but could show up and take a report, of course.

I have to say that even if the law had been changed in the manner that we propose, it would have been very out of character for John to have taken advantage of it to use force against an intruder. He was the most peaceful and gentle of men. But that is not the point. The issue is one of deterrence.

Precisely. His assailants could not then know they would not be resisted, if it were the right of each and every resident to use lethal force in self defense. But because they know that such action will result in probable prosecution, they know that home invasion is a safe and often lucrative activity to engage in.

In America, where householders have an unqualified right of self-defence, only 12 per cent of burglaries take place while the owners are at home. In this country, the figure is well over 50 per cent, and as the horrible case of John Monckton shows, intruders are now deliberately choosing times when they know they will encounter someone who can be induced to allow entry into a home that is sufficiently secure to prevent an easy break-in.

And where “sufficient security” indicates a lucrative payoff.

When I debated this issue with the eminent lawyer Lord (Andrew) Phillips on the Jeremy Vine radio show, he argued that while the number of burglaries would drop if there were an unqualified right of self-defence “the number of injuries to householders will vastly increase because the burglars will get their retaliation in first… It is an iron rule, criminals are more violent than victims.”

Really? Has England really lost its “aggressive edge” to that point? Most criminals are cowards. They don’t want to risk their asses, and will find an easier way to make a living. What the law in England has done is make home invasion nearly risk-free so that even cowards can engage in it.

As I pointed out to Lord Phillips at the time, we are not arguing that homeowners should be compelled to confront intruders. They can, if they wish, listen to the advice of Her Majesty’s Constabulary, which is to lock themselves in their bathroom and wait for the police to arrive.

Two other points occurred to me later. The first is that we should not let our behaviour be conditioned and controlled by what thugs might think or desire. The second is that Lord Phillips’s argument reminds me of the former foreign secretary Douglas Hurd, who maintained an arms embargo against the persecuted Muslims of Bosnia on the grounds that to let them fight against their heavily-armed Serb oppressors would lead to “a level killing field”. That well-intentioned but morally obtuse policy led directly to the first massacres seen on the continent of Europe since it was occupied by the Nazis.

Funny how that works, isn’t it? Such good intent, such bad results.

(But the philosophy cannot be wrong…)

It would, of course, be better not to have to talk in such apocalyptic metaphors. But the doubling in recorded violent crime over the past eight years is a domestic apocalypse now.

Pshaw! That doubling is due to a change in counting methods. Or something. The British Crime Survey says violent crime is down! Didn’t you get the memo?

Of course there are measures that should be carried out which do not require the public to “take the matter into their own hands”. In urban areas, it would help to see the police out in force. In Central London, for example, there is scarcely a street corner which is not being patrolled by traffic wardens. Is it too much to expect the same from the Metropolitan Police?

It was exactly such a policy that dramatically reduced violent crime in New York under Mayor Giuliani. He also introduced a tough sentencing policy. In this country the average sentence given to burglars by our magistrates – that is, the tiny minority who are detected, charged and given a prison sentence – is 3.8 months. Even the average sentence given to those convicted of aggravated (ie violent) burglary is little more than four years. Halve that for “good behaviour”.

I am quite prepared to believe the prison reformers that a long custodial sentence does not reform a person’s character. The point is that the longer such characters are off our streets the safer we all are.

Which is why I’m entertained by headlines of “Crime Down Even As Prison Population Climbs.” Well, DUH! Prison isn’t for reform, it’s for punishment and to get the criminal out of circulation. We’ve pretty much proven that “reform” is a lost cause.

Of course, even if the police were more active on the streets, and even if we had a more rigorous sentencing policy, there will still be violent burglaries, thousands of them. And at that time, no police force on earth can protect us. That is when we have, in my view, a natural right to unqualified self-defence, regardless of the law of the land.

Bear in mind, the right to self defense was called by St. George Tucker in 1803 “the first law of nature” and noted that “in most governments it has been the study of rulers to confine this right within the narrowest limits possible.” Welcome to England where they’ve done it again!

After John’s murder my mind was filled with violent thoughts. I imagined his killers strung up on gibbets in Trafalgar Square, being pecked at by the pigeons. Then I received a letter from his friend and fellow Catholic, Lord Grantley, who said: “John would have wanted us to pray not only for his family, but also for his murderers, that they should repent, for otherwise they would perish, a fate he would not have wished on anyone.”

For those of us of a less spiritual cast of mind, the earthly fate we would not wish on anyone is John Monckton’s own. This is time, not just for prayers, but for action.

I’m in agreement with Mr. Lawson, but these three letters to the editor are not:

Sir – Sir John Stevens, the Metropolitan Police Commissioner, says the law should be changed to allow householders to use “necessary” rather than “reasonable” force to defend their homes (leader, Dec 4). But such a change would, most probably, swing the balance away from the householder.

I don’t see how that is even possible, but…

It is easy to imagine circumstances in which a jury might conclude that the force used was reasonable, but unnecessary. In the case of Tony Martin, many argued that it was reasonable for Mr Martin to shoot the burglar dead, although he was running away at the time. I suspect that fewer would argue that it was necessary. More generally, what if a householder could retreat into a secure room to escape from the intruder? It would not then be necessary to attack the intruder, but it would still be, as recognised by the law, reasonable to do so if he was invading your home.

Precisely, and your point?

Sir John also says that the force used against an intruder should be presumed to be lawful unless the facts clearly show otherwise. Your editorial argues that such a presumption should be made almost absolute. At present, juries are directed, in cases of self-defence, (a) that a man defending himself cannot weigh to a nicety the exact measure of his defensive action, and (b) that if, in a moment of unexpected anguish, the defendant had done only what he honestly and instinctively thought was necessary, that is potent evidence that what was done was reasonable.

Yet we’ve seen cases in which this was not the standard used, haven’t we?

To get any closer to an almost absolute presumption would require the law to allow people acting in self-defence to use more force than was reasonable; in other words, to be allowed to use unreasonable force.

Stephen Taylor, Northampton

No, Mr. Taylor, sufficient force. Appropriate force. Overwhelming force. Not unreasonable force. There’s a difference between violent-and-predatory and violent-but-defensive, and England seems to have forgotten it.

Sir – Most householders would probably consider that the average burglar would be more skilled than them in the use of knives, swords and blunt implements, and so would choose a firearm as the only effective defensive weapon.

An astute observation!

To support Sir John’s “unqualified right to use force”, shotgun and firearm certificates might have to be issued to millions of people.

And the downside of this would be…?

Thousand of police officers would be needed to process these certificates and to inspect the premises to ensure the weapons were suitably stored. I would suggest that, for effective use, the best place would be under the bed, rather than in a secure and approved gun cabinet.

Of course you could simply drop the useless and ineffective weapons regulations that have done diddly squat in making the country safer, couldn’t you?

Centres to teach householders how to handle and safely deploy pistols, guns and rifles would need to be established across Britain to limit the number of accidental self-shootings. Without regular training, some self-shooting or wounding of others through “friendly fire” would be inevitable in a panic situation.

Angus Jacobsen, Inverbervie, Kincardineshire

You know Angus, we keep hearing the same kind of scare-stories here about concealed-weapons permits, that there will be “blood in the streets” and road-rage killings that just don’t happen. Interesting to see the same tactics being employed across the pond.

Sir – I would ask Sir John to direct his highly trained, highly paid police force to protect my home and family, so that I am not forced to kill an intruder.

I don’t really feel up to it, however well it is regarded by the law.

Brian Farmer, Blackwood, Caerphilly

Don’t worry about it, Brian. You don’t have to do it. It would be completely voluntary. You could just sit back and reap the rewards of having neighbors willing to do it for you. Unless, of course, you wanted to put a sign out in front of your home indicating that you were defenseless and unwilling to protect yourself and your family.

No? Didn’t think so.

The thermostat in Hell won’t go down low enough, I fear. The snowball doesn’t have a chance.

Just Figured That Out, Did You?

The London Sunday Telegraph is still pushing for legislation to allow homeowners the use of unrestricted force against home invaders, though as I noted last week, the campaign seems to be losing steam. This week’s entry is as follows:

‘The system seems to bend over to help the criminal at the expense of the victim’
By Karyn Miller
(Filed: 28/11/2004)

(And that isn’t a victim of a burglary speaking…it’s one of the former chief constables who are backing the Telegraph’s campaign)

Former chief constables have backed The Telegraph’s campaign to give people more rights to protect their homes and families from violent intruders.

The retired police chiefs, who have more than 200 years of service between them, believe that the balance of the law has swung in favour of burglars at the expense of law-abiding householders.

They pledged support for this newspaper’s call for legislation giving householders the unqualified right to use force – including deadly force if necessary – against burglars, without facing criminal charges from the police or being sued for compensation. Similar legislation introduced in Oklahoma in 1988 – known as the Make My Day Law – has halved burglaries.

Among those former police chiefs expressing support last week was William Wilson, 61, who was chief constable for Central Scotland at the time of the 1996 Dunblane school shootings, which led to a ban on members of the public owning handguns.

And what a world of good that did.

Mr Wilson, who was chief constable between 1990 and 2000, said: “You can list me as a supporter of your campaign. Anything that can reduce housebreaking has got to be backed I can identify a trend for the law being tougher on the householders than it used to be.”

Gee, ya THINK? Yet according to Tim Lambert, it’s only the “gullible gunners” who believe this.

Sir Geoffrey Dear, 66, who was the chief constable of the West Midlands between 1985 and 1990, agreed that the current law, allowing “reasonable force” to be used against intruders, could no longer be relied upon. “The Crown Prosecution Service has to a certain extent, in this last quarter century, been looking at reasonable force in far too narrow a way,” he said. “They haven’t tried to put themselves sensibly and properly into the place of the householder.

“If you chance upon somebody in the dark you have no idea what he has in his hand: nothing, a knife, a screwdriver or even a gun. It all happens in a flash. I don’t think you have time to weigh up what is proportionate and what isn’t. I say that if you hit him and cause him grave damage, then tough. Your campaign has every chance of success.”

Not too familiar with the legislative process, eh? Getting the government to yeild back any of the legitimate use of force will be very difficult.

Peter Joslin, 71, the chief constable for Warwickshire from 1983 until his retirement in 1998, said: “I was regarded as a liberal thinker in my time, but the system seems now to bend over to help the criminal at the expense of the victim. What happens today is frightening. The criminal’s rights should not supersede the rights of the individual to protect their property.

But what you’re saying is, it does. This is that “chilling effect” I finally got Tim to (grudgingly) admit to.

“If there was an intruder in my home I would go to fairly extreme lengths to defend myself, because it is no good waiting for him to strike you first before you defend yourself. The police advice to lock yourself away in a room and dial 999 is all very well, but life’s not like that.”

Another former senior policeman backing the campaign was John Stalker, 65, the deputy chief constable of Greater Manchester between 1984 and 1987.

He said: “I believe that a house is something to be defended at all costs by the people who buy it and live in it, because they are entitled to believe that it is a place of safety, sacrosanct from outsiders.”

Yes, the Englishman’s home was once his castle – but no longer.

George Esson, 62, the chief constable for Dumfries and Galloway between 1989 and 1994, said: “I’m not surprised at the level of support for your campaign. If somebody came into my property in the middle of the night, I would feel it was my inalienable right to defend it.” The former officers’ backing came in the same week that the campaign was boosted by an informal poll of listeners to Jeremy Vine’s Radio 2 programme. His show on Wednesday featured a debate about the campaign between Dominic Lawson, the editor of The Telegraph, and Lord Phillips of Sudbury, a solicitor and Liberal Democrat peer who opposes any change in the law.

More than 5,900 listeners voted afterwards, with more than 97 per cent backing a change in the law and less than two per cent opposing it.Readers can listen to a replay of the show by visiting the BBC’s website. It can be accessed at www.bbc.co.uk/radio2/shows/vine.

I’ll have to give that a listen, if I ever get any spare time.

Running Out of Steam?

“I fear that the Sunday Telegraph’s campaign is running out of steam after only a few editions.” That’s what Lurch at the English blog Gun Culture thinks, and I think he may be right.

Today’s London Sunday Telegraph piece in their campaign to enact a “Make My Day” anti-burglar law is this sad article:

Burglar murders grandmother
By Karyn Miller
(Filed: 21/11/2004)

Police are investigating the murder of an 85-year-old grandmother, found dead after dialling 999 to report a burglar at her home.

Police found her collapsed at the bungalow in Longton, Stoke-on-Trent, where she lived alone. Attempts to revive her failed.

Police believe that her killer got in through the back of the bungalow and that her handbag may have been stolen.

Det Chief Insp Nick Baker, the senior investigating officer, issued an urgent appeal for information on behalf of the Staffordshire force and expressed his dismay at the pensioner’s death.

“This woman was a vulnerable lady who has been murdered as a result of her being considered an easy target,” he said. “This is now a murder investigation and we would like to hear from anyone who may have seen anything suspicious around the bungalows on Friday night.”

The victim was a widow and the mother of three adult daughters. Yesterday, frantic attempts were being made to trace them.

A post-mortem examination has been carried out, but the cause of death has yet to be disclosed. The woman had a heart condition, but it is not known if this was a contributing factor.

A team of 20 officers has been assigned to the case and yesterday carried out house-to-house inquiries.

Longton, one of Stoke’s famous “six towns”, is regarded as an up-and-coming area, popular with young families and the elderly.

In recent weeks, The Sunday Telegraph’s Right to Fight Back campaign has highlighted the cases of other men and women who have been viciously attacked in their homes and has called for a change in the law to give householders greater rights to defend themselves against intruders.

Now here’s a question I’d like everyone to sit and think about: How is an 85 year-old woman – with a heart condition – going to effectively defend herself from one or more burglars in a society that does not allow its citizens defensive firearms, nor even pepper spray? What weapon is allowed to her that will keep assailants out of contact distance? Hmmm?

That Telegraph piece also links to one from last week that I missed:

Community wardens are ‘the future of crime fighting’
By David Harrison
(Filed: 14/11/2004)

To her supporters, Liz Lovatt is the future – one of the first of what will eventually be 20,000 crimefighters who will transform our streets and relieve the pressure on over-stretched police forces. To her detractors, she is another example of policing on the cheap, a toothless non-officer who patrols a Kent village by day while the yobs rule the streets by night.

Guess which side I sit on?

Either way, Mrs Lovatt, 33, a community warden, is the only visible agent of law and order in Wye, near Ashford – a village of 2,000 people which, like so many others across Britain, is in the grip of hooligans and vandals after dark.

Mrs Lovatt is in no doubt of her contribution to David Blunkett’s war on anti-social behaviour. Taking a break from her patrol, she recounts her greatest success to date: “I caught a 12-year-old boy ripping flowers from a window box and he ended up so ashamed of what he had done that he re-planted the flowers himself.

Be still, my beating heart. How about the kid gets a good whipping after his gardening is complete?

What the hell happened to punishment?

“I don’t want to blow my own trumpet, but I got a vote of thanks from the parish council for that one.” This style of law enforcement practised by Mrs Lovatt is the Government’s answer to what many perceive as rising lawlessness in rural areas. There are 1,000 community wardens and 4,000 police-funded community support officers in Britain. Last week, the Home Office announced plans to increase those numbers to a total of 20,000 within four years.

On the surface this appears to be a good idea, but why does it remind me of the Soviet stukachi – the people who lived in apartment buildings and reported to the Party on the actions of other residents?

Mr Blunkett, the Home Secretary, describes these green-anoraked crusaders as the “new bobbies on the beat”, heralding the return of Dixon of Dock Green-style policing. His optimism is shared by Kent county council which trained Mrs Lovatt – a management with economics graduate – for eight weeks. But look beyond Mrs Lovatt’s undoubted dedication to her job and to the people of Wye and, critics of the community officer scheme say, you will find a tale of penny-pinching and gestures: Mrs Lovatt is paid £16,000 a year – a new police recruit can expect a salary of £4,000 more than that; she has no greater power of arrest than an ordinary citizen; she never works later than 10pm; and she lives 25 miles away from Wye – “to protect my family” from reprisals.

OH, even better! She’s not even a member of the community she’s “policing”! And the reason? TO PROTECT HER FAMILY FROM THE PEOPLE SHE INTERDICTS. That ought to give you the warm fuzzies!

Mr Blunkett pledged last month to give wardens powers to issue on-the-spot fines for anti-social behaviour including litter-dropping, graffiti and excessive noise at night.

Err… Does she get to collect those on-the-spot fines? Even if not, will this become a major source of revenue for the State? Because I can see the path to major abuses of that power. And she knocks off at 10 PM. What about “excessive noise” after then?

But for now, a typical day for Mrs Lovatt consists of giving villagers tips on crime prevention – anything from warnings about bogus doorstep salesmen to reminders to cancel the milk and papers when going on holiday.

And possible littering fines for those who let newspapers collect on their doorstep if they don’t, for example? New York Mayor Bloomberg tried something like that not too long back.

She does look out for graffiti but merely arranges for it to be erased. As a former firefighter, she checks burglar and smoke alarms. She also gives occasional talks – a recent one was on “stranger-danger” at a primary school – and attends Neighbourhood Watch meetings.

The rest of her time is spent patrolling the village, “keeping an eye on things and just being a visible presence like the old-fashioned bobbies”, she says.

What Mrs Lovatt and all the country’s other wardens do not do, however, is tackle crime. “That’s not my job,” she explains.

“I’m more of a liaison officer. I’m the eyes and ears of the village, the link between the community and the police. A big part of my job is to reduce people’s fear of crime.”

Not actually reduce crime, merely the fear of it.

Many villagers are not impressed.

Understandably so.

There may not be many serious crimes but, they say, there are drugs, burglaries, vandalism and violence – even a rape not so long ago. Mrs Lovatt is very pleasant, they say, but they want “proper” police officers.

Peter Lee, 74, who has lived in the village for 14 years, says: “It’s not the fear of crime that bothers us but actual crime. The yobs rampage through our gardens and allotments, smashing fences, and ripping out flowers and vegetables and scattering them all over the place.

“They ride motorbikes across our gardens, break into sheds, and throw eggs at windows. It goes on day after day, night after night. Many people are afraid to go out after dark.

“If we say anything then we just get abuse. And they give us a warden who knocks off at 10 o’clock – and that when she’s working the late shift. Don’t we have the right to live in peace?”

Apparently not. Those behaviors would be actual crimes. Things outside the job scope of Mrs. Lovatt. The yobs have more rights than you do. And they know it.

The warden “is trying hard”, Mr Lee adds. “But we want real policemen who can stop the yobs ruining our lives.”

Unfortunately, it isn’t the police (even the lack thereof) that is the real problem. If you want a better idea, read an English policeman’s blog. The major problem is in the courts.

Around the corner, 78-year-old Louisa Gray answers the door nervously. Persuaded that we are not about to rob her, she speaks slowly: “I don’t think a warden is the answer. I called her last week about fireworks being thrown at the house and she said that she was on leave until November 1 – and it was November 1 when I rang her.

“I’ve lost count of how many times they have smashed my greenhouse. They use bits of wood, signs they tear down, pellet guns, anything they can get their hands on. It’s terrible round here now. I would move out tomorrow if I could.”

Elsewhere in the village, there is little support for wardens. Gill Moffatt, the manager of The Gift Horse gift shop, which has suffered smash-and-grab raids twice in the past seven weeks, says: “Most of the offenders are teenagers who are at school in the day. The trouble starts at night – when the warden isn’t around.”

Ann Sutherland, the chairman of the Wye business association, says that the warden “gives old people in particular someone to talk to but can’t really deal with crime”. Her husband Peter is more blunt: “Wardens are a sop to people to avoid providing proper policemen.”

Cynic. How dare you insinuate that your government would rather make noises than actually do something useful! Besides, vandalism? Smash-and-grabs? Actual crimes. Outside her job scope.

Heather Hooper, who has a home near Wye and one in London, agrees: “We’ve had a lot of burglaries around us and nothing ever seems to get done about it. Sometimes I feel safer in London.”

Given London’s crime problem, that’s significant. But talk to Mrs. Lovatt. Perhaps she can help you fear crime less.

At the Tickled Trout pub, Richard Bartley, a resident involved in community work, said wardens picked up vital information that people would not give to a police officer. “They can play an important role in preventing crime and binding the community together,” he said.

Can you give an example?

Any example?

(tick tick tick tick….)

Richard Stagg, the landlord, disagreed. “The kids know that she’s got no powers and they are laughing at her,” he said. “We should send a couple of proper policemen in full-time for two months. That would really sort out the yobs.”

Or, how about you do it yourself?

When did Sir Robert Peel’s seventh Principle of Modern Policing become completely forgotten:

Police, at all times, should maintain a relationship with the public that gives reality to the historic tradition that the police are the public and the public are the police; the police being only members of the public who are paid to give full-time attention to duties which are incumbent on every citizen in the interests of community welfare and existence.

Every single word in that article said “The job of policing the community is the job of the STATE, not the people living in the community.”

You want to know why England has the crime problem it does? That’s it, in a nutshell.

This is so Accurate (but not AUTHENTIC) it HURTS.


Stolen shamelessly from Free Market Fairy Tales. Read it and weep:

AMERICANS WITH NO ABILITIES ACT PASSES CONGRESS

May 23, 2005

WASHINGTON, DC (AP) – Congress approved sweeping legislation, which provides new benefits for many Americans. The Americans with No Abilities Act (AWNAA), signed into law by President John Kerry shortly after its passage, is being hailed as a major victory by advocates of the millions of Americans who lack any real skills or ambition.

“Roughly 50 percent of Americans do not possess the competence and drive necessary to carve out a meaningful role for themselves in society,” said Kerry, a longtime AWNA supporter. “This is why many of them voted for me. We can no longer stand by and allow People of Inability to be ridiculed and passed over.
With this legislation, employers will no longer be able to grant special favors to a small group of workers, simply because they do a better job, or have some idea of what they are doing”, said Kerry.

President Kerry pointed to the success of the US Postal Service, which has a long-standing policy of providing opportunity without regard to performance. Approximately 80 percent of postal employees lack job skills, making this agency the single largest US employer of Persons of Inability.

Private sector industries with good records of nondiscrimination against the Inept include retail sales (72%), the airline industry (68%),and home improvement “warehouse” stores (65%)

President Kerry has also set an example, personally selecting hundreds of non-able people for top government positions, including many cabinet-level jobs.

Under the Americans with No Abilities Act, more than 25 million “middle man” positions will be created, with important-sounding titles but little real responsibility, thus providing an illusory sense of purpose and performance.

Mandatory non-performance-based raises and promotions will be given, to guarantee upward mobility for even the most unremarkable employees. The legislation provides substantial tax breaks to corporations which maintain a significant level of Persons of Inability in top positions, and gives a tax credit to small and medium businesses that agree to hire one clueless worker for every two talented hires.

Finally, the AWNAA contains tough new measures to make it more difficult to discriminate against the non-able, banning discriminatory interview questions such as “Do you have any goals for the future?” or “Do you have any skills or experience which relate to this job?” and “Are you awake?”

“As a non-able person, I can’t be expected to keep up with people who have something going for them,” said Mary Lou Gertz, who lost her position as a lug-nut twister at the GM plant in Flint, MI due to her lack of notable job skills. “This new law should really help people like me.”

With the passage of this bill, Gertz and millions of other untalented citizens can finally see a light at the end of the tunnel. Said Kerry, “It is our duty as lawmakers to provide each and every American citizen, regardless of his or her adequacy, with some sort of space to take up in this great society which I lead.”

Damn, that’s just close enough to the truth to be scary.

UPDATE, 9/17: Apparently it’s not a joke. (Via Ravenwood) At least not in England:

‘Hard-working’ job ad banned to protect the lazy

A businesswoman has been banned from asking for ‘hard-working’ staff in a job ad because it discriminates against the lazy.

Beryl King was told by a Jobcentre that her advert for warehouse workers discriminated against people who were not industrious.

Beryl, 57, told the Daily Mirror: “I couldn’t believe my ears. Has our world gone mad?

“I’ve been running my business for 27 years and it’s getting harder to find people who want to do a fair day’s work for a fair day’s pay.

“How long before someone says you can’t pay people for working because it discriminates against those on benefit who are paid for not working?”

Beryl, who owns two job agencies in Totton, Hants, offered £5.42 ($9.71) an hour for “warehouse packers who must be hard-working and reliable”.

The Southampton Jobcentre is investigating. A spokesman said: “Words such as ‘hardworking’ can be accepted if used with a clear job description.”

Yes, Ms. King. The world has gone mad. Completely batshit.

Violent and Predatory vs. Violent but Defensive: Another Example that England’s Lost It.

(Via Samizdata.)

Father driven to suicide after tackling drug gang

By Paul Stokes
(Filed: 01/09/2004)

A public-spirited man who was beaten up in front of his young sons when he confronted drug dealers outside his home committed suicide because he felt powerless to protect them.

Paul Wardell, 32, a musician, believed that he had been humiliated and lost his self-respect after being set upon by six youths wielding baseball bats and martial arts weapons.

Boy, it’s a good thing that England’s laws disarm the criminals law-abiding, isn’t it?

His sons – Simon, then 10, and Ashley, eight – and his sister Karen Squires, 35, watched in horror as the attack continued mercilessly as he lay on the ground.

Ashley threw himself at the assailants in a futile attempt to stop the blows being rained down on his father, whose injuries included a fractured skull.

Mr Wardell spent two days in hospital, during which time his home was burgled, and even had to spend Christmas in a hostel for his own protection.

Yes, the criminals certainly are concerned about the ability of the average subject to defend his home and family. And even more concerned about the State’s ability to defend them, eh?

He separated from his wife, spent five months waiting to be rehoused and the once “happy and bubbly” family man became a virtual recluse.

The final blow came when, despite identifying two of the culprits in a police line-up, the Crown Prosecution Service dropped the case.

Mr Wardell was found hanged by a dog lead at his home in Thornaby, Teesside, in January, an inquest heard yesterday.

He had made a noose tied from one of his son’s bunk beds, the day after Ashley’s 10th birthday. Anthony Eastwood, Middlesbrough’s assistant deputy coroner, said the attack had been a significant factor in him killing himself.

Four youths aged 15 to 19 were arrested and charged with involvement in the assault which happened a few months after Mr Wardell had moved into the area.

But the inquest heard that the CPS decided against pressing the case after Miss Squires failed to pick the offenders out at an identity parade.

Chief Insp Colin White, of Cleveland Police, told the hearing: “The CPS felt there was not enough evidence and the case was discontinued. After looking at the case file, I agree with their decision.”

Mr White described Mr Wardell as a member of the community who would not stand for anti-social behaviour in the street and stood up against the youths on many occasions.
He told the hearing in Middlesbrough: “A lot of the residents in Mansfield Avenue would not identify culprits in fear of reprisals, but Mr Wardell kept diary sheets of events and his evidence secured a number of Anti-Social Behaviour orders. “He confronted some of the young people, some in groups of 20-plus, and when his windows and curtains were closed at night his home would be targeted with eggs and other weapons.”

Thus explaining the reluctance of the other residents to identify culprits, no? Fear of reprisal by a squad of young hoodlums, when your only defense is a bread knife? If you happen to be IN your home when they decide to attack? Otherwise all you have for self-defense is fleetness of foot or foul language.

Mr Wardell was found dead by police who broke into his home after they had been trying to get into contact with him.

He had left seven letters in the living room addressed to members of his family and close friends, including his ex-wife Frankie, Simon, Ashley, his daughter Robin and his mother.
Recording a verdict that he took his own life, the coroner said: “He was a man who would not stand by and say nothing.”

He said Mr Wardell was a changed man after the assault and became extensively withdrawn and depressed.

Mr Eastwood said: “He had feelings of failure that he failed to protect his children and loss of worth. There was a great decline in his mental condition.”

At the time of the attack Mr Wardell, who was unemployed but had ambitions to become a professional musician, said: “They told me straight – they don’t want to fight me, they want to torture me.”

His mother June Marron, 65, said outside the hearing: “He would come round saying he would go after them and kill them for what they did or that he would kill himself. He was gutted by the fact they just got away with it.

“Paul knew who they were and that should have been enough.”

It is a sad thing to see a once noble and admirable country going to shit like that.

I’ve Said it Before, I’ll Say it Again…

England is done. Stick a fork in it.

Acidman points to this Bloomberg story illustrating, once again, the complete inability of the gun-fearing to see any difference between legitimate and illegitimate gun use (and they have absolutely no sense of humor):

Ford’s Land Rover Ad Banned by U.K. Regulator on Use of Gun

Aug. 31 (Bloomberg) — Ford Motor Co., the world’s second biggest carmaker, has had a television commercial for its Land Rover brand banned by the U.K. communications regulator after it was judged to “normalize” the use of guns.

The advertisement, which featured a woman brandishing a gun later revealed to be a starting pistol, breached the Advertising Standards Code and must not be shown again, Ofcom said in an e- mailed statement. The regulator received 348 complaints against the ad, many concerned that the commercial glamorized guns and made it “appear that guns are fun and cool.”

Might that be because guns are “fun and cool?”

Carmakers in the U.K. often come to the attention of regulators for their portrayal of speed in ads, which the advertising code says must not “encourage or condone fast or irresponsible driving.” Ford’s Land Rover division did not immediately comment on the ban.

Ofcom said glamorization is “part and parcel” of the advertising process but this commercial “normalized” gun ownership in a domestic setting. The pistol, fired by the woman into the air as a man got into his car, was used in “an apparent casual manner and just for fun,” Ofcom said.

I shoot all of my guns mostly “just for fun”. So?

The large number of complaints compares with 427 against an ad for Virgin Mobile Holdings Plc, the highest number Ofcom received this year. Earlier this month, the regulator dismissed the complaints against Virgin Mobile’s ad, which portrayed a young man being helped to urinate by an attendant at a urinal.

So, let me see if I got this straight: In a country with a population of, oh, 60 million, they receive complaints from 348 people with their panties in a bunch, and have an ad yanked. BUT when 427 people (22.7% more) complain about a DIFFERENT ad, it’s NOT yanked.

Because there was a different ‘gun’ involved.

What are they putting in the water over there?

UPDATE: David Carr of Samizdata comments there:

The right to keep and bear arms is not a debate in this country. Nor is it an issue or an idea or an argument. It has all been subsumed into a deep national psychosis for which I see no prospect of any cure.

That’s what I just said.

Sweet Jeebus’s Bleeding Hemorrhoids…

Hear about this one? The 42 year-old Australian security guard who was brutally assaulted by a thief wearing brass knuckles who was after the pub receipts she was carrying? She picked herself up, drew her concealed weapon, approached, and then shot the sumbitch. She’s been charged with murder! Here’s one version of the story:

Guard set for murder charge

A SYDNEY security guard tonight became a fugitive after refusing to submit herself to police for questioning over the shooting death of a thief during a bungled robbery.

Bungled my ass. She properly intervened.

If Karen Brown cannot be found she will be charged in her absence tomorrow morning.

Police had given Ms Brown until 6pm (AEST) today to present herself at Liverpool police station in south-west Sydney for an interview over her shooting of William Aquilina last Monday.

The 42-year-old Rooty Hill woman did not show and it was unclear whether she had been aware of the ultimatum.

Liverpool police Superintendent Terry Jacobsen said police tried to contact Ms Brown through her lawyers with phone calls and text messages throughout the day.

Her lawyers could not be reached by AAP.

Ms Brown allegedly shot and killed Aquilina moments after he attacked her with a knuckleduster and stole a bag of cash she was carrying out of the Moorebank Hotel.

She was originally scheduled to speak with officers on Tuesday, saying she was too unwell to talk before then.

But she raised the ire of police when it emerged she had given two media interviews, one of which was understood to have netted her a six figure payment.

“We have given her that opportunity but she has elected to go to the media, and that’s not appropriate,” Supt Jacobsen said.

He said Ms Brown’s non-attendance meant police would charge her with murder either tonight or tomorrow morning.

“We have sufficient evidence in my view of a prima facie case of murder,” he said.

Commencing criminal proceedings could make the airing of Ms Brown’s exclusive interview on tomorrow evening’s edition of Today Tonight in contempt of court.

“It will be sub judice and Today Tonight will publish any material at their peril,” Supt Jacobsen warned.

The officer condemned Ms Brown’s decision to tell the media her story instead of police.”

Channel Seven spokesman Simon Francis said the network still planned to air the program.
“Regardless of what happens we will be telling her story tomorrow night,” he said.

Mr Francis refused to confirm Seven had paid Ms Brown $100,000 for the interview but said the amount was substantially less than an offer by rival Channel Nine.

Mr Aquilina’s grandfather Frank Rasmussen accused Ms Brown of profiteering from his grandson’s death.

“She’s getting blood money, that’s all I can say,” he told Channel Nine.

Ms Brown said in an interview with today’s Sunday Telegraph that she was sorry for Mr Aquilina’s family.

“I really feel sorry for his family, it must be awful,” she said.

She said she feared for her life but after the attack had no recollection of events.

“I was so scared,” she said.

“I did not know where I was or exactly what had happened to me. All I knew was that blood was pouring into my eyes and my head was throbbing.”

Sounds bad, right? However:

TV payout will go towards legal defence

A SYDNEY security guard who shot and killed a robber last week was not trying to profit from the tragedy, her mother said today.Karen Brown shot William Aquilina, 25, after he assaulted her and robbed her of a bag of money outside the Moorebank Hotel in Sydney’s south-west last Monday.

Her mother, Beverley Brown, said she believed her daughter would be paid $100,000 by Channel 7’s Today Tonight program for an interview to be broadcast tonight.
“To my knowledge it is that amount of money ($100,000). I haven’t actually seen a cheque or anything like that.”

Beverley Brown said the money would be used to fund her daughter’s defence.

Damned good idea, IMHO.

And then there’s this version:

Bashed guard has skull fractured in attack

By Evelyn Yamine
July 30, 2004

THE security guard who shot and killed a man during a bungled armed robbery could not be interviewed by police yesterday because her injuries had worsened.

Karen Brown was kept in hospital after tests revealed that her skull and nose were fractured and she had trouble seeing out of one eye.

Ms Brown was supposed to give a statement to police about Monday’s armed robbery outside the Moorebank Hotel, Monday, where Ms Brown shot William Aquilina in the head.

Ms Brown was hit in the head with a knuckle-duster during the attack.

She was seen by an orthopedic and eye specialist yesterday and underwent a brain scan.

“She’s got a fractured skull and a fractured nose and there have been some other medical issues,” Mr Busuttil said.

There are suspicions she may have some fractured bones in her body.”

She may now need to remain in hospital for further tests.

Detective Chief Inspector Nick Bingham said Ms Brown’s statement was imperative to the investigation.

“We would like to speak to her sooner rather than later but we’re mindful of the fact she did receive fairly serious injuries,” he said.

Ms Brown is expected to meet with police some time next week.

A post mortem examination conducted on Wednesday showed Aquilina died from blood loss due to a bullet in the face. The bullet was found still lodged in his head.

Police are waiting on toxicology reports. “It may be a factor in relation to his actions but that’s probably still six weeks away,” Insp Bingham said.

Aquilina’s parents, Anne and Michael, last night apologised to Ms Brown for the assault. They told A Current Affair their son was not one to hold a grudge and have decided to be the same.
“I’ve got no hard feelings,” Mr Aquilina said. “Maybe there could have been another way of doing it but I don’t know.

“If I knew what he was doing I would have stopped him.”

Mrs Aquilina added: “I’m sorry for what he did, I am really, really sorry, that’s all I want to say. He would not be cranky, he was so forgiving.”

Aquilina’s grandfather, ex-policeman Frank Rasmussen, said Ms Brown had been in no danger and should be charged with manslaughter or murder.

“She’s done the wrong thing … we’ve all done the wrong thing, but she’s done worse, she took a person’s life,” he said.

Mr. Rasmussen can go suck dead dog farts for all I care. Here’s another story on it:

Why I killed the robber

THE security guard who shot and killed a robber who bashed her has spoken about her ordeal for the first time.

Shaking and crying, a traumatised Karen Brown, 42, said yesterday she had feared for her life as she was punched in the head several times by William Aquilina, who was armed with a knuckle duster.

“I was so scared,” she said of the ambush and shooting outside a hotel in Sydney’s southwest last Monday morning.

Ms Brown suffered a fractured skull, a fractured eye socket, a fractured nose, a fractured left hand and possible brain damage when the 25-year-old grabbed her hair, king-hit her and then battered her to the ground.

The convicted criminal then dragged her across the bitumen towards a stolen getaway car before she could release a bag containing between $30,000 and $50,000 in hotel takings. Moments later, a bleeding Ms Brown, who was dressed in casual clothes and whose gun had been concealed, shot Aquilina as he sat in the car.

Surrounded by her family, Ms Brown tried to recall the incident that left her covered in blood in the hotel car park.

“I looked up through a bloody haze,” Ms Brown said. “I did not know where I was or exactly what had happened to me. All I knew was that blood was pouring into my eyes and my head was throbbing.”

Despite her injuries, which also include severe concussion and a floating bone fragment behind her eyeball, Ms Brown said she felt sympathy for Aquilina’s family and expressed remorse for what had occurred.

“I really feel sorry for his family,” said Ms Brown, who has been a security guard for four years.

“It must be awful. I just wish this had never happened. It’s been a terrible week.”

Ms Brown had been collecting and banking the pub’s takings for the past five months.
“Nothing like this has ever happened before and nothing prepares you for this,” she said.
Ms Brown’s sister, Katrina, said the incident had been devastating.

“It has completely wrecked her life,” she said at the Sydney home Ms Brown shares with her de facto, George Muratore. “She’s a complete mental and physical wreck. This is the worst thing that’s ever happened in her life. She has never hurt anybody or anything before and it’s completely crushed her.”

Mr Muratore’s father, Vic, 73, said he believed Ms Brown should not be punished.

“She should not be charged — I would have done the same thing,” he said. “If you pay me to protect, I have to protect. Everybody reckons she’s a champion.

“We have known her for seven years and she is a very decent person — she is a good person.

“I say sorry for the other people, but you deserve what you get when you do something like that.”

But Aquilina’s grandfather, retired policeman Frank Rasmussen, has said Ms Brown should be charged.

Right. Only the police should have the power to shoot criminals?

“He was murdered,” Mr Rasmussen said. “That woman should have torn into that hotel as soon as she alleges she was hit and she should have asked for help. Instead, she advanced on my grandson and shot him in cold blood.

No, she was severely injured – by your grandson – and probably disoriented, and still did her job, which was to prevent his escaping with the loot, you prick.

“She’s just a bitch. Sorry.”

No, you’re an asshole. And I’m NOT sorry.

Mr Rasmussen said he was upset by how his grandson — who has convictions for drugs and robbery — had been portrayed.

“They’re saying he’s a rotten dangerous criminal and he’s not. He’s lovable,” he said. “We still don’t believe he’s done this on his own — he’s too good a person.

Yes, I’m sure he was just a lovable fuzzball as he punched Ms. Brown in the head multiple times. Don’t make me puke. He was a perfect fucking ANGEL I bet. But now he’s DEAD.

“He’s never been involved in anything like this in almost 26 years that we’ve known him. It’s not in his nature.”

Guess the brass knuckles weren’t his, either?

One thing’s for damned sure. He won’t be “involved in anything like this” again.

Ms Brown underwent further medical tests on Thursday. Detectives are not expecting to speak to her until tomorrow.

For a nation founded by cast-off convicts from Mother England, they sure seem to be sucking from the same teat of nanny-state enforced pacifism. For example, try this (unrelated) story:

Good Samaritans set upon by gang

A NIGHT out in inner-city Brisbane ended in violence for a family of good Samaritans who tried to intervene in a vicious gang attack.

The Jackson siblings of Sunnybank found themselves fighting for their lives after standing up to a bunch of “cowardly” youths who brutally kicked a man while he was on the ground at the corner of Edward and Charlotte streets.

Dr Peter Jackson, 28, was king-hit and knocked unconscious after running to help the man – who himself ran off and left the Jacksons to face the gang.

Brother John, 24, jumped into the fray to help his older sibling, but was overwhelmed by a swarm of angry youths aged 16 to 19 as he desperately tried to reach his stricken brother.

Enter sisters Elizabeth, 21, and Bridgette, 19. Trying to avoid blows from the gang of youths, the sisters pulled the attackers off Peter, who was unconscious for more than five minutes.

John later expressed disgust that a gathering crowd did not raise a finger to help.

“It was really un-Australian to see, but then again that has become the Australian way,” he said. “The gutless people watching them in the background couldn’t even help two girls.”

The family had been out to farewell John, who is off to Europe tomorrow, when they saw the gang attack a man by himself.

“(Peter) said, ‘Get away, get away.’ They just started walking away and then one of them took a step towards him and that just launched the rest of them on to Pete,” Elizabeth said.

“A guy came up and punched him in the back of the head and I think that was when he was knocked out. He went to ground and the guys didn’t leave him alone.”

John said his brother had half the attackers on him and “I had the other half”.

“Four or five of them cornered me and this massive hit came from somewhere,” he said. “I was just getting swamped.”

Elizabeth said there were “so many people around” who would not help.

“So Bridgette and I just went in and literally started grabbing these guys by their hoods and their jumpers,” she said.

“We were trying to pull them off one by one. One of them took a swing at Bridgette but it missed.

“(Afterwards) some bouncers came over after Pete had been on the ground for five minutes.
“They just said, ‘Oh, he’s all right, call the cops,’ and just walked across the road.”

The Jackson clan had no regrets yesterday, and appealed for public assistance to identify the attackers.

“I would do it again, definitely,” Peter said. “Some of the horrendous brain injuries you are unfortunate enough to see (in medicine) – you just don’t wish that on your worst enemy. They are vegetables (and) one or two more kicks and that guy could have been in massive trouble.”

Police sources told The Courier-Mail the force was 49 staff short in Brisbane City, but due to get 20 first-year constables soon.

They said it was a busy night on Saturday.

No word on how long it took for the police to show up, assuming they did.

Good thing none of the attackers had a weapon, isn’t it? Like, say, brass knuckles? Or a knife? Or even *gasp!* a gun?

They Still Haven’t Quite Figured it Out

Ravenwood finds another one.

It seems that the mothers of England have figured out that marching for gun control didn’t work. After they got all the gun control they seemed to want, things just didn’t get any better:

MUMS ON MARCH AGAINST GUNMEN

BY ALISON BELLAMY – Leeds Today

HUNDREDS of mothers are to march through Leeds to protest at gun crime.

The Mothers Against Violence group is being headed by Pat Regan, whose son Danny, 26, was blasted to death by three bullets.

Er, no. He was shot to death by someone who shot him three times thus ending his life. I thought the “marching against gunmen” part made that clear?

The march is part of a national campaign which aims to rid the streets of violence and gun-related crime.

I thought all that gun control was supposed to do that?

Mum-of-five Pat, 49, of Hyde Park, Leeds, a trainee community development worker, said: “So many lives are lost due to guns and violence. By carrying a gun many young people think they have some sort of standing or will gain respect but I can say that it will eventually result in death or injury.

I thought that young people were supposed to think that carrying a gun was going to get them five years in prison? I thought that the gun ban was supposed to remove access to the guns they carry?

Guess not.

She added: “My son was no angel and became involved in drugs. I would not want anyone to go through what I have been through.

“We want to put a stop to the wave of gun crime and street violence and will demonstrate this by marching through Leeds. We want people to join us.”

And this will affect the drug-culture criminals… how, exactly?

Danny was killed on December 12, 2002. He had moved to Merseyside to escape the West Yorkshire underworld but was shot dead in a house in St Helens.
Police have never caught his killer: “Danny knew the dangers he was facing. I was always waiting for a knock at the door.

“He came home in a coffin and his designer gear came home in big brown envelopes.”
Pat said she was also keen for any families of people who had committed gun crime to also become involved. The group is also applying for funding and hopes to establish offices in Leeds and a support network.

Crimes involving firearms have doubled in West Yorkshire in five years, from 1,062 to 2,044 for the year 2002/3. In 18 months between 2000 and 2002, 11 people were killed and 24 injured in shootings.

Wow. Gun control has been so effective in West Yorkshire, hasn’t it? Licensing, registering, confiscating, heavy sentences. They’ve managed to take a pretty tiny problem and make a significant one.

I have an idea! Let’s do it here! We can take a significant problem and make it an overwhelming one!

West Yorkshire police has received national recognition for its work with drugs and gun crime. The force’s Operation Stirrup has led to 425 arrests, 36 guns and £1.6m of drugs seized.

And a doubling of “crimes involving firearms.” Dont’ forget to “recognize” that. Congratulations!

The march is on August 7 from noon from Potternewton Park, Chapeltown, through Little London and Woodhouse to Hyde Park. Hundreds of mothers from across the UK are expected to attend.

Hundreds. Can they call it the “Hundred Mom March”?

Sorry about the snarkiness, but I’m just in that mood.

Pardon Me, But I Don’t Want to be “Anglicized”

From ThisisLondon.com

Steaming gang’s terror reign

A “steaming” gang has been convicted of preying on passengers in a four-month rampage on trains and buses.

The gang, sometimes more than 20 strong, attacked up to 80 victims on public transport.

Is that “80 victims at a time” or “80 victims in total”?

In an eight-week trial, Harrow Crown Court heard how the mob, aged between 13 and 23, came together from all over London and met at the Trocadero in Piccadilly Circus.

They concentrated on late-night buses in central London and early-morning commuter trains from Gravesend, St Albans and Brighton.

They would surround victims, holding passengers captive and systematically robbing them. As the reign of terror went on, the violence increased.

One man had his cheekbone shattered in an attack on a late-night bus and required surgery to reconstruct his face.

Days earlier, an off-duty woman police officer had been surrounded on a train, covered in spit and threatened with rape.

The mob were caught in a police operation involving more than 250 officers who targeted 20 addresses across London. The last of 15 identified members was convicted yesterday. They will be sentenced next month.Now, if ONE victim had a handgun, do you think this group would have dispersed and thought long and hard about attacking anyone else?

One phrase comes to my mind when I read this: “No, Ace. Just you.”

Outside court, Detective Chief Inspector Philip Kent, the officer in charge of the case, said: “The railways, streets and buses are a safer place as a result of this trial.

Bullshit. There’s not a damned thing to stop another group from doing exactly the same thing. THIS group got away with it for MONTHS. And criminals never think they’ll get caught.

“It is an excellent outcome and the result of a lot of very hard work by the British Transport Police, the prosecution team and Met police officers.

Except for the guy who needs his face reconstructed, that is. Oh, and the eighty-odd other victims. I’m sure they’re just thrilled at the outcome.

“The levels of violence in these attacks were increasing and it is important now that they are sentenced appropriately as a warning to others.”

The court heard how the gang used street names, such as Evil, Havoc and Boxer, and carried knives, metal pipes and an imitation handgun. They were convicted on 25 counts of robbery and conspiracy to rob between September and December 2002, although police believe they may have targeted up to 80 victims.

I seem to recall someone defending England’s weapons laws by saying,

“If the law disarms attackers, then it can make self defence possible where it would have been impossible if the attacker was armed.”

I liked Sarah’s version of it better:

“If the law disarms citizens, then it can make self defence impossible where it would have been possible if the citizen was armed.”

One against twenty? And the only weapon available to the victim is foul language? But they’ve got knives, blunt instruments, and an imitation handgun. According to reports I’ve read, getting your hands on a REAL handgun isn’t all that difficult in London. You just have to be a criminal with a little cash.

That you could get from, say, mugging some people on a bus.

Twelve members of the gang pleaded guilty at two connected hearings – Joseph Gbonda, 18, from Herne Hill, Ashraf Ali, 18, from Peckham, Richard Tavenier, 18, from Mitcham, Philip Fahie, 21, from Edmonton, Jarrell Edwin, 22, from Peckham, Malik Jones, 19, from Acton, Faisal Navaid, 20, from Wandsworth, Foday Dumbuya, 18, from Mitcham and two 17-year-old boys and a 16-year-old boy and girl who cannot be named because of their age.

Chelsea Waldron, 18, from Hayes, David Moroney, 18, from Islington, and a 13-year-old boy who cannot be named were found guilty by the jury of conspiracy to rob.

Half the gang were under 16 at the time of the attacks – and yet among them they had 35 previous convictions for offences including robbery and grievous bodily harm.

LOVELY set of thugs they’re growing over there, eh? They don’t fear anything because, quite frankly, there’s not much to fear.

Violent and predatory.

There is no more violent but defensive.

One senior police source said: “They are opportunist thugs. Their crime was not sophisticated, but they became embroiled in a gang culture.

“They were in it for the kicks and to finance a life based around underground clubs and girls.”

Stolen mobile phones were the gang’s trophies and plundered cash funded designer clothing and gold jewellery, but the spoils of crime were only part of it. Success fuelled their egos and they began to enjoy the ritual humiliation of their prey.

Victims recalled the laughter as blows rained down upon them.

Damon Murphy, a strapping 30-year-old taking a bus home after a night out in the West End, was so badly beaten he required surgery to reconstruct his face.

The attack only lasted five or six seconds, but the force of the blows shattered his cheekbone. He could not eat for two weeks and feared permanent damage to his sight. Last month, two years after his ordeal, he broke down in court while giving evidence from behind a protective screen. “I am still not over it,” he admitted.

Excluded from schools and torn between parents, the gang slipped easily into a life of petty crime on council estates and the streets. The uncle of one of the 17-year-old boys, who had been expelled from school, said: “I do not know how he could do these things. It is very sad and distressing.”

Hmm… Could it be because NO ONE PARENTED THE KID??? No discipline, no guidance, no parenting?

Joseph Gbonda, who became known as Flamer after scarring himself playing with fire as a child, took to the streets after his father Joseph, an accountant from Sierra Leone, split from his mother Juliet.

Even when he was locked in his room under a 7pm to 7am curfew, Gbonda would escape through the window. A cousin claimed he preferred the streets to being torn between his mother and father. Youths from estates in Peckham and Mitcham joined with those from Edmonton and Hayes to form a loose-knit group of 15 that could swell to more than 20.

The obligatory “society is at fault” spin.

IT DOESN’T MATTER.

These kids are DESTROYED. They have NO FUTURE as anything but thugs. Their society does not have the resources necessary to retrieve them and make them productive citizens. No society does. IT’S TOO LATE. When they get out, they’ll do something similar (probably several dozen somethings similiar – or worse) and finally get caught and go right back in. Except this time they might actually kill someone.

The Trocadero’s frenzied music, noisy arcades and flashing neon lights have long attracted groups of youths.

It became the mob’s favourite haunt as they waited for numbers to accumulate and the late-night stragglers to start making their way home.

Dressed in bright coloured hoods, baseball caps, beanies and baggy jeans, they greeted each other with a casual press of their fists.

There was no ringleader, but there was always a plan of attack.

The gang would take it in turns to make the first approach, with the youngest member often chosen as a test of his bravery and to add to the humiliation for the victim.

A 13-year-old boy, who cannot be named for legal reasons, became a specialist. A small child, his angelic face belied his vast experience on the streets. He has two previous convictions for common assault and two for theft.

The boy’s mother had abandoned her flat on a squalid council estate in Streatham to live with her boyfriend. But during the day the boy and his friends would use the derelict house as a den.

They ravaged the house, breaking all the windows. Neighbours said the boy never went to school and roamed the streets. In the attacks, while he made conversation with victims, the others filed into seats in front and behind the target and some hovered in the aisles. They taunted the victim, watching their fear turn into panic. Then they struck.

The passenger would be engulfed in a flurry of fists and boots.

Hands rummaged through pockets and bags looking for wallets and mobile phones.

Sometimes victims managed to push the emergency stop button on trains, and the gang would flee along the tracks. On buses they burst through the doors and split up, escaping to all parts of London.

Jarrell Edwin, also known as Evil, would return to the flat he shares with his mother in one of Pe ckham’s mo s t abject council estates. Gbonda lives nearby, as does Ashraf Ali. Ali, a quiet and shy child from a large Bangladeshi family, developed into an impossible adolescent after falling in with gangs on his street.

His meek mother barely speaks a word of English. His father, who suffers from a long-term illness, is intimidated by Ash and unable to control him.

Richard Tavenier lives in Mitcham and is king of his estate, threatening anyone who confronts him and even breaking into his neighbours’ cars parked near his house.

His mother, Beverley, a devoted Christian from Jamaica, does not dare chastise him.

When Tavenier’s stepfather, Randolph Nevins, tried to assert himself, it only made things worse.

He is already out of prison after serving half of his two-year sentence. One of his neighbours whose son has been threatened by him said she fears for her boy’s life and is trying to move out of the area.

The first trial – which convicted eight members of the gang who had pleaded guilty – served only two prison sentences.

But even as they faced jail, the gang’s casual disregard for the law remained unchecked.

In the dock they were noisy and arrogant – swearing, laughing and sneering their way through an eight-week trial.

Police said many broke their conditions of bail and have been reoffending on an almost daily basis.

Even relatives of the mob agree it is a depressing cycle of violence and crime.

“I cannot defend my cousin or any of them,” said one relation. “It is a service to society that these kids should be named and their crimes exposed. But I only wish it would impact on the way they act.

Named and exposed. Oh my.

Probation. Oh dear.

And they wonder why this happens?

“Sadly, I fear it will not make any difference.”

It won’t. You can see it RIGHT NOW.

Because the philosophy says protection of the citizenry is the responsibility of the government, not the people themselves. And the government can’t do the job.

Not won’tCAN’T. And everybody knows it.

Everybody.

Some just won’t accept what that means. So they do the same things some more, only harder, and never wonder why it never helps. They just pat themselves on the back over the “very hard work” that results in “excellent outcomes”.

Outcomes like those described at the bottom of the article.

Americans, Gun Controllers, and the “Aggressive Edge”

I rented the Collector’s Edition 2-disc set of James Cameron’s Aliens this weekend, and thoroughly enjoyed the extended director’s cut of the film. It made a good movie that much better, in my opinion, and it should have been the one originally released. Anyway, the second disc has a lot of special features about the making of the movie; the pre-production, the casting, filming, special effects, etc. And there were interviews interspersed with the cast and crew and support people. Some of those interviews were really fascinating to me.

The first section on pre-production talked about the fact that the film was shot in England, mostly at Pinewood Studios, but this little bit piqued my interest:

Mary Selway, UK casting for Aliens:

“It was INCREDIBLY hard to do, because, um, James kept saying, ‘State of the art firepower. They’ve got to be incredibly, sort of on the cutting edge of American military…’

“So, what often happens here when American actors come to live in England, they become a bit Anglicized, and they don’t… they lose that really, sort of aggressive edge if you like, that this sort casting required.”

She said it, I didn’t.

Immediately after Ms. Selway’s piece:

Gale Anne Hurd – producer.

“I think we probably went through 3,000 people before we could even consider bringing anyone over from the United States.”

Hmmm… They went through 3,000 “Anglicized” people and couldn’t get enough aggressive ones?

Well, two Americans they did find in England were Jenette Goldstein, who played Vasquez, and Mark Rolston, who played the other heavy gunner, Drake. However, they apparently brought Lance Henrikson, who played the “artificial person” Bishop over straight from New York:

“The first time I walked on the set..

“I told you this story…

“The AD (Assistant Director) put his hand on my chest, and, and, nobody ever touched me like that – you know, like stopping me, and I, um, being from New York I said to him, uh ‘You ever touch me again, I’m gonna kick your ass.’

“The next thing he did was say, ‘Alright. Bring in the Artiste!”

“And I said, ‘Man, you really are a wise guy’ because I thought he was, like, putting us down, and I, I didn’t realize the British call people “artistes.”

“Even though we speak the same language, it’s a different language. And…

“They’re different than us.”

That’s pretty apparent. And it’s also apparent that we both prefer it that way.

The next part that really got my attention was the section on the weapons used in the movie. There’s a lot of neat technical stuff and pictures to keep us gun-nuts happy, but the interviews with the actors were, shall we say, illuminating. Some of the interviews were shot during principal filming, and some were shot for the 2003 DVD special edition re-release. I’ll identify them where I think it’s important:

Sigourney Weaver, during initial filming:

“It’s actually hard for me morally to justify being in a film with so many guns.

“I just find it… very upsetting. And that’s the biggest problem for me, is that I, reading the script, I had no idea how…martial the atmosphere would be, and how much emphasis that would have.

“I give money to anti-gun legislation, and..

“I mean, I never, I never even go to see movies about guns. Especially killing people. I can’t, you know, I mean I just think… Oooh, I think it would be very difficult for an actor. You’d really have to sort of, do a number on yourself, you know.”

Apparently not some actors:

Bill Paxton (Hudson):

“I love shooting guns. That’s like the best part of my job.”

Michael Biehn (Hicks):

“I got a really good sense of handling weapons when I did The Terminator because I had that shotgun throughout, and I was always firing off weapons and working with, with uh, you know, the guns.”

Bill Paxton:

“Oh, I’ve shot a few weapons in a couple different situations, and I grew up in Texas. I shot a lot of shotguns and stuff like that.”

Jenette Goldstein (Vasquez):

“I’ve never shot a gun before. I’m actually frightened of guns. You know. It doesn’t take any imagination for me to pretend that it’s a real weapon.”

Al Matthews (Sgt. Apone):

“Well, y’know I suffer from the Vietnam syndrome. If you point a gun at me I’m gonna shove it down your throat. I’m sorry to say that. (Laughing) Sorry gang! But that’s the truth. If you point…

“So, uh, we have things where everyone’s instinct is to automatically put their fingers on the trigger. Well they stopped doing that on the set with me, because I don’t have it. I really don’t have it. It’s an instinct. That’s the way I was trained, thank you very much America. Uh, that’s how I was trained because you put your finger when you’re talking or you’re waving your weapon around, I’m gonna jam it down your throat. I gotta do that.”

“At some points, we’re using blanks. Uh, blanks can hurt people. And so if everyone’s aware of, of what it is that they’re actually walking around with, I want each and every one of these people, which they have already done, they’re starting to fall in love with their guns. I know it sounds very silly, but, from a military point of view, it’s correct.”

Remember that quote. There’ll be a test at the end…

I was very pleased to see Al Matthews’ interview piece. Excellent!

However:

Sigourney Weaver, filmed during the original shooting of Aliens:

“I don’t think Ripley is a gun person. At all. And I want to make sure that in those scenes, although I look like I’m handling it, I don’t turn into a Marine. I’m not a soldier. I never wanna be a soldier.

“The thing that scares me about the guns is that after you’ve been using then a couple of days, you go ‘Oh, well, you know, this is…’ you know, it, you sort of get into it. And I think that’s what happens to people with real guns, and I think, I think Jim Cameron’s very anti-gun too, in his own way, but yet I think he’s fascinated by them in a way that I’m not.

“I don’t like that feeling you get after you’ve shot off a few rounds of “I’m Immortal” you know. It’s just.. garbage.”

So, familiarity breeds contempt. Or, in the case of some of the actors, love. For an “anti-gun” guy, Jim Cameron’s made some hellacious gun advertisements blowup movies.

But wait! There’s more!

Sigourney Weaver, filmed for the 2003 special edition release:

“There were moments on Aliens where I had to shoot stunt dummies who were dressed as aliens. I would have to shoot stuntmen who were moving as aliens. And, um, I always thought it was amazing. We rehearse it, of course, in detail. But then they kinda left it to me. I mean I know they were blanks, but still the.. I mean, what if I’d flamed a real person, you know? They trusted me completely. And I have to say that once you start shooting, you get to lik… you know, the, the target practice alone was, you know, very, like (growls) you know. (With a smile.)

Putting on my amateur psychoanalyst’s jacket…

So, Sigourney Weaver, gun hater, was trusted to use a flamethrower and a (blank-firing) gun on the set. Other people trusted her completely. Apparently she doesn’t trust herself and finds the concept somewhat disturbing and encouraging at the same time. She admits – almost – to liking to shoot the set weapons. She found it, let’s say, primitively exciting, but at the same time the fact that she liked it frightened her.

One thing I think that is common among the really strident anti-gun people is the fear of responsibility, and they see guns (quite rightly) as a large responsibility. They don’t think themselves worthy of it. They fear a loss of control. Or they fear an inability to handle it. Not that evil brain-warping waves will cause them to rush out and commit mass murder, but that they just aren’t responsible enough to have a gun. Since they have found themselves unworthy, they don’t trust others to handle that responsibility either, because hey! They’re just average people like everyone else, right?

After all, they have so many examples to point to of people who misuse guns both criminally and negligently, they must be right.

Right?

This letter to Kim du Toit (fourth one down the page) is illustrative of that mindset. An excerpt:

I thought, all my life, that I couldn’t own a gun safely, that no one could, really. Guns were dangerous and icky. Even after I realized that the Second Amendment was not quite the shriveled, antiquated appendix I’d been taught, for a couple of years or so I still wobbled around with the training-wheel comfort of believing that while not all gun owners were necessarily gap-toothed red-necked fascist militia whackos, I myself ought not to own firearms. I was too clumsy and careless, and guns were still dangerous and icky.

Read the whole thing, and Kim’s response. I’ll still be here when you get back.

Some who get over their inner misgivings actually learn to shoot. Many of them lose that fear, learn that they are responsible, and begin to see the flaws in gun control philosophy. Some “get into it.” They learn to like guns – something Sigourney Weaver fears. Few of us develop an “I’m Immortal” sense of power. Guns don’t make you immortal. Only fools think that. But some stay fearful, and never learn to be responsible for themselves. They depend on others exclusively to do the difficult, dangerous stuff.

I think the difference between Americans in general and the “anglicized” English is that most of us believe we’re at some level personally responsible, and that along with that responsibility comes at least a little agressiveness.

I’d much rather have Lance Henrikson as a neighbor than Sigourney Weaver. And I think having Bill Paxton or Michael Biehn on the other side would be a blast.

I hope that America doesn’t ever lose that aggressive edge. It’s important in more than just casting.

(Edited to correct the spelling of “aggressive” – which I know has two “g’s” – dammit.)