Five Reasons Why it ISN’T

The Consumer Federation of America (which, as far as I can tell is a bunch of trial lawyers interested in suing anyone that can make them rich) has this nifty little two-page handout on why you should support the Firearms Safety and Consumer Protection Act. Let me fisk:

The Firearms Safety and Consumer Protection Act would give the Department of Justice consumer protection authority to regulate the design, manufacture, and distribution of guns and ammunition.

Right. Regulate them right out of existence.

Here are the top five reasons why this bill is good for America’s gun consumers:

1) This bill would protect gun consumers from being ripped off or injured.

Many gun consumers and bystanders have been injured or killed by defective or hazardously-designed guns. For example:

• One gun consumer took his .22 Ruger revolver with him on a fishing trip. He was sitting on a rock when the gun fell from his holster, struck a rock, and discharged. The bullet lodged in his bladder, damaging vital nerves and rendering him impotent.

The user’s manual specifically recommends leaving the chamber under the hammer empty – precisely for this reason. I’d imagine that was an old-model Single-six. Gun enthusiasts know it, the instruction manual is pretty clear about it. And the manufacturer has since changed the design – voluntarily – and converted all of the older models that customers have sent in for conversion – for free. It’s not the gun’s fault, it’s user error.

• Mike Lewy was unloading his Remington Model 700 rifle in his basement apartment. As he moved the safety to the fire position in order to lift the bolt handle to eject a chambered cartridge, the gun discharged. The bullet went through the ceiling and struck his mother, who was shot in the upper left leg and required hospitalization for more than a month.

User error again. Mike’s an idiot. Rule #1 – always keep a firearm pointed in a safe direction. He didn’t. Rule #5 – don’t trust mechanical safeties – they can fail. He should have cleared the weapon outdoors, safely and not tried to do it where it wasn’t safe.

• Carlton Norrell was changing a tire when a close friend, William Kerr, accidentally dropped his .41 Magnum Old Model revolver. The bullet struck Mr. Norrell in the temple and drilled in a straight line across the front of his skull. Mr. Norrell died eight days later.

A .41? I’m amazed he wasn’t dead on the spot. These guys really have it in for Ruger single-actions, don’t they? (And what’s with the dropsies?) It’s a design characteristic of old revolvers. ALL old revolvers. Ruger has since changed the design voluntarily (much to the disgust of purists, many of whom did not have theirs converted.) The modern copies of the Colt Single Action Army will do the same thing if you have a live round under the hammer. The transfer-bar ignition system and the hammer block are relative newcomers to gun design. Frame or hammer-mounted firing pins are found on all older revolvers (single or double-action), and there are a huge number of revolvers out there without either. It’s not a design flaw, and you cannot convince me that a Federal bureaucracy would have accelerated the implementation of the design change. But this legislation could force, for example, Smith & Wesson to retrofit literally millions of old guns at their own expense, thus bankrupting the company. But we’re not supposed to understand that.

This bill would give the Department of Justice authority to set safety standards; require gun manufacturers to repair, replace, recall, or refund the purchase price of defective guns; and to mandate warnings.

And the Department of Justice is qualified to set those standards, why? The gun industry already repairs, replaces, and recalls defective guns voluntarily. Read some of the gun magazines sometime. The recall notices are not common, but they are there. For example this recall of the Vektor pistol. Now THAT’s a defective gun, and why the CFA didn’t use it as an example is beyond me (unless, of course, no one was actually SHOT with one accidentally.) Now, why is it necessary for the Justice Department to get involved again?

This bill would also require that all guns be labeled to ensure that defective guns could be identified and traced.

They are already. By federal law all firearms are marked with a serial number that is recorded with the BATFE. But you’re not supposed to know that.

Currently, the only protection gun consumers are afforded against manufacturers of defective guns is to file a lawsuit after the victim has been injured or killed.

Excuse me, but isn’t that “the only protection” consumers have for defective products now? You’re not changing anything except adding another layer of bureaucracy on top. But that’s the point, isn’t it?

2) This bill would provide gun consumers with much-needed information.

Currently there exists no coordinated data collection on gun injuries and deaths that includes vital information such as the specific type of gun, caliber and source. This legislation would create a Firearms Violence Information and Research Clearinghouse to collect and analyze data regarding gun-related death and injury. This kind of data is essential to identify guns that are exceptionally likely to be involved in gun-related injury or death, and to notify gun consumers of the risks associated with such guns.

Yes, I’m sure that would be it’s only purpose. Let’s spend a few hundred million to find out that most gun deaths are attributable to old Smith & Wesson .38’s and inexpensive 9mm automatics (homicide and suicide), and that most accidental gun deaths are hunting related. That’ll be swell.

3) This bill would give gun consumers a voice in the regulatory process.

Currently, gun consumers have no say in the few voluntary standards developed by the industry. This legislation gives gun consumers a voice in the regulatory process by allowing them to petition the Attorney General of the Justice Department to amend or enforce specific regulations.

Um, I’m a “gun consumer” and the last thing I want is a bill allowing the general public “a voice in the regulatory process.” We’re outnumbered by the general population and this is an open door to regulating firearms out of existence. Maryland, for example, is doing exactly that with its performance requirements that restrict what guns can be sold there. The requirements have cause Beretta, for example, to stop selling there. You know – Beretta. The company that makes the sidearm carried by US military forces worldwide. Not safe enough for Maryland.

4) This bill would shield gun consumers from unreasonably unsafe products.

Currently, no federal agency has the authority to ban firearms technology that poses an unreasonable threat to gun consumers and the public. The bill authorizes the Department of Justice to ban the manufacture and transfer of specific guns and related products only if the agency determines that no other remedy would prevent unreasonable risk of injury.

(Deep breath:)THEY’RE FIREARMS! THEY ARE DEVICES DESIGNED TO HURL SMALL METAL PROJECTILES AT HIGH VELOCITY IN THE GENERAL DIRECTION THE BARREL IS POINTED! Now, define “unreasonably unsafe.” I’d imagine that, for the Department of Justice, that would eventually end up meaning “going BANG! when the trigger is pulled.”

Currently, gun manufacturers get around federal limits by cosmetically altering restricted guns to pass a basic “sporting purposes” test. This bill authorizes the Department of Justice to set uniform standards for guns with legitimate sporting purposes to distinguish them from guns prone for criminal use, such as modified assault weapons.

THERE we go! Let me translate that for you: “The legislature wasn’t able to pass a bill that really outlawed those eeeeevil assault weapons, so we need to set up a bureaucracy that can, without legislative oversight, ban any gun they decide looks too eeeeeevil. ” For instance, the recently introduced Smith & Wesson X-frame .500 S&W Magnum revolver that got so many gun-grabbers panties in a wad would be fodder for this kind of “uniform standards” restriction.

5) This bill would safeguard access to guns with legitimate sporting purposes.

And last I checked, the Second Amendment doesn’t say a damned thing about “sporting purposes.”

Just say “NO” to the Firearms Safety and Consumer Protection Act. It’s not about safety, and it’s not about protecting firearm consumers. It’s about restricting the right to arms some more.

That Reminds Me of a Joke

The Darwin Award post below reminds me of a joke I heard a while back. Seems that the Yellowstone Park Service made up a handout for hikers in the park that went a little something like this:

Advisory to Hikers

Yellowstone National Park is home to a wide variety of wildlife, some of which can be dangerous to hikers. Yellowstone has a significant population of two species of bear: the American Black Bear (Ursus americanus) and the Grizzly (Ursus arctos horribilis). Normally these bears will avoid people, but there are several practices the Park Service recommends to hikers to reduce the chance and the severity of an encounter.

STAY ON THE TRAILS – Bears tend to avoid the marked trail areas.

SCENT Bears are attracted to scent, so:

1) Dispose of all foodstuffs and wrappings in airtight containers, and preferably dispose of them in the Park provided bear-proof trash recepticles. If in primitive camping areas, burn or bury the materials rather than carry them on your person.

2) Refrain from wearing perfume or cologne when on the trail, and don’t chew gum.

An encounter with a bear may result in an attack if the bear is startled or if young cubs are present. To reduce the possibility of surprising a bear, the park recommends attaching small bells to your boot laces. The unnatural noise of the bells may alert bears (which have an acute sense of hearing) that you are in the area, and they should avoid you.

DEFENSE IN CASE OF ATTACK

The National Park Service prohibits visitors from carrying firearms for self-protection. If attack seems imminent, the use of oleoresin capsicum sprays (pepper sprays) can be effective.

Do not run. Bears are much faster than humans and they can run you down.

Do not attempt to climb a tree. Bears climb better than humans as well, and can be quite tall when standing upright.

DROP TO THE GROUND AND PLAY DEAD – it is your best chance to avoid serious injury or death. If you do not appear to be a threat, the bear may leave you alone.

BEAR SIGN

If, while hiking, you come across bear spoor it may be helpful if you can identify what type of bear is in your vicinity. Using a stick or similar instrument, break up the spoor and identify the contents. Black bear spoor may contain partially digested berries, insect parts, and vegitation. Grizzly bear spoor may contain small bells and smell like pepper.

This Week’s Darwin Award Nominees

Wasted Electrons comments on the recent deaths of two Malibu, California men who were advocates of grizzly bear protection. They were slain in Alaska.

By a bear.

I’d seen the reports of the mauling deaths, and I was willing to bet that these guys:

A) weren’t armed, and

B) were probably environmental activists of some kind or other.

Now both of my assumptions are proven correct:



Killed were Timothy Treadwell, 46, and Amie Huguenard, 37, both of Malibu, California, said the National Park Service and the Alaska State Troopers.

Treadwell was the founder of Grizzly People, an organization devoted to the protection of grizzly bears and their habitat. According to the group’s Web site, Treadwell’s practice was to travel to bear country without weapons.

And in the effort to recover the bodies, Park personnel had to kill two aggressive bears.

So much for protecting bears.

Why do so many “animal activists” behave as though they believe wild animals are Disney audioanimatronics?

File this one under “Cosmic Justice.”

Ayup

Mike Ramirez of the LA Times reminds us not to relax:

Given the Democratic hair-tearing over the recall, their simmering outrage over the Florida debacle of 2000, their bilious hatred of Dubya, and the overwhelming mediocrity of the current version of the Deep Space 9, I fully expect the 2004 campaign to be an unprecedented example of negative campaigning. Mud-slinging? You ain’t seen mud-slinging yet.

It’s going to be UGLY.

Either You Guys are Goofing Off at Work, or…

Another check of Sitemeter shows that some government employees are goofing off on the public dime (or should I be worried that they’re not goofing off??? 😉 )

Just this morning I’ve had four visits from NIPR.mil (total time about 50 minutes), one from army.mil, and one from the Department of Justice servers. I often get visits from uscourts.gov, too. I’ve gotten visits from Sandia National Labratories, and a number of other .gov sites.

Get back to work, you slackers!

(Just kidding.)

UPDATE: I hope you were on your lunch break! According to Sitemeter, someone from the Argonne National Labs (anl.gov) spent 35 minutes perusing four pages of this blog around lunchtime. Welcome! Now get back to work! (I actually do support much government sponsored research, which explains why the Libertarians would never have me.)

Some People Aren’t Taking the California Recall Election Well

If you’ve never spent any time at the cesspit known as Democraticunderground.com (not a hotlink on purpose), I certainly don’t recommend it, though with the right frame of mind it can be entertaining and even educational. For example these threads: (Cut-n-paste if you want to go there, but bear in mind that they censor viciously at times.)

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=102&topic_id=155523

CJIowa

F–K Jay Leno

He is introducing Arnold at his “victory speech”??? This is what CNN is reporting.

That crosses the line. I will never watch his show again. NBC, is this allowable?

“Allowable?” Never heard of freedom of speech? Freedom of the press? Sounds like you want censorship.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=104&topic_id=491262

trumad

California! The State of Fools!

AND please California DU’ers…don’t say it’s not so…. 10 million of your fellow CA’ers just went out and voted in a total fool Republican… Shame on you California, Shame on You!

What about democracy and the will of the people? Largest voter turnout in 21 years and they boot Grey and vote in Arnie. Isn’t the democratic process supposed to reflect the will of the people?

Oh! But the majority are fools! I see. So the annointed minority (who, according to the Democratic Party have a hard time understanding how to use a punch-card ballot) are supposed to pick the rulers.

Democratically.

Um, how’s that again?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=104&topic_id=490751&mesg_id=490751

Prodemsouth

Boycott California if Arnold takes over!!

They are going to put money in CA, it needs to be off set. People in CA against recall boycott your own state as much as possible.

Yeah! You exercised your right to recall a bad DEMOCRAT governor! Stab yourself in the eye! That’ll help!

There’s LOTS more, but I’ll close with this jewel:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=104&topic_id=491176

screaming_meme

It is painfully clear democracy is DEAD in America

Hate to say it, but it’s true. And this is just the beginning.

The Diebold machines and punchcards lent an easy victory to the billionaire in Enron’s pocket. Who knows what his share of the spoils will be but we all know that the only thing that Arnold worships (beside his ego and Hitler) is cold, hard cash.

People of California, WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU? You were our shining hope of being a model of liberal tolerance, open-mindedness, environmentalism and socio-economic justice. Now you’re throwing it away to elect a groping satyr with a bad accent as your leader. I weep for our future.

Let’s see: According to Constitutional rules a recall petition was successfully pursued. In accordance with the law as set forth in that said Constitution, (judicial end-run attempt notwithstanding) a recall election took place with (apparently) much higher voter turnout than for the original gubernatorial election. A majority of voters rejected the sitting governor (democratically) and a majority voted in another candidate (democratically).

I don’t know…

That reminds me of…

What was that word?

Oh! Yeah! DEMOCRACY!

“A groping satyr?” I wasn’t aware that Wm. J. Clinton was even on the ballot…

Oh! You mean you actually believed that last-minute desperation hatchet job? How gullible! (But then you are a DU poster.)

What I don’t get is whether this guy thinks Arnie won because of rigged Diebold machines or that moronic Californians just voted wrong on purpose.

Finally, let me analyse his anguished cry:

liberal tolerance – Oxymoron. Liberals only tolerate people who believe exactly as they do.

open-mindedness – Ditto. Don’t confuse ’em with facts. Their mind is made up.

environmentalism – PETA, Earth-First, eco-terrorism, Kyoto-worshipping, etc. Actual science need not apply.

and socio-economic justice. – Making sure everyone is equally miserable.

I don’t “weep for our future,” but I’m glad this guy is. The future he wants gives me the willies.

(Lots more frothing-at-the-mouth over there, but I try to limit my exposure.)

UPDATE: Right Wing News had a stronger stomach than I and did more extensive surfing in the DU cesspit.

There’s the makings of an entire essay right there. Just gotta find time to write it.

You’ve GOT to Read This Quote

(Nod to Acidman for the pointer)

Gun turn-ins may be turned off

Ceasefire Oregon’s successful annual gun turn-in program may be coming to an end after taking in about 6,000 unwanted guns in the last 10 years — including more than 350 at six sites in the Portland area last weekend.

Julie Wheeler, the nonprofit organization’s volunteer organizer, said this year’s event was postponed for five months because skyrocketing costs and the lousy economy made it hard to raise the $10,000 necessary to pay for it.

“The first nine turn-ins were held in May, the Saturday before Mother’s Day,” she said. “But because the economy is so bad this year, we had to wait until October.”

Wheeler and other Ceasefire Oregon volunteers hope to replace the annual turn-ins with a year-round program that would encourage people to contact local law enforcement agencies directly. The final touches are being put on the program, which will be promoted through the group’s Web site, www.ceasefireoregon.org.

She said there’s no doubt that some form of gun collection program is worthwhile.

Many of the people who turned in guns Saturday for gift certificates would agree, including Judi Ellison, who handed over a 9 mm pistol she took away from several children in her neighborhood.

“I saw them playing with it, and I couldn’t believe it. I took it away and hid it when they weren’t looking,” said Ellison, who brought the black semiautomatic to a collection point on Southeast 82nd Avenue.

But such events do have their share of critics, including Kevin Starrett, director of the Oregon Firearms Federation, which lobbies against new firearm regulations proposed in the Oregon Legislature.

Starrett said he has no problem with people getting rid of unwanted guns, but he believes that Ceasefire Oregon has a larger agenda — taking guns away from law-abiding citizens. As Starrett sees it, the group uses the event to push antigun propaganda.

“All the publicity they generate demonizes guns, as if you can just do away with them and live happily ever after,” he said.

That’s been my complaint as well, but that’s not the quote – wait for it!

Starrett said Ceasefire Oregon has a political action committee that lobbies on hot-button gun control issues, such as extending the federal ban on assault rifles that is scheduled to expire next year. The group’s September newsletter included an article in favor of extending the ban titled “Assault weapons threaten our safety.”

And Michael Moore says we own guns out of fear? But that’s not it either – wait!

Wheeler said Ceasefire Oregon does not advocate that all guns should be confiscated. “We are for responsible gun ownership,” she said.

Good, right. But then she says THIS:

She is, however, quick to make it clear what she thinks about guns:

“A gun is like a rattlesnake. You can try to keep it in a cage, but sooner or later it’s going to get out and hurt someone.”

Sweet freakin’ Jebus. They’re not just evil talismans, they’re SELF-ANIMATED! “We’re for responsible ownership of dangerous rattlesnakes.”

There’s more to the article, but that’s the part that illustrates the mindset.

If she really believes that “a gun is like a rattlesnake” and will “get out and hurt someone,” perhaps she would be mollified by checking out the Smith and Wesson Cam, where a Smith and Wesson Model 19 .357 Magnum revolver is under constant surveillance via webcam to see if it really will “get out and hurt someone!”

To the best of my knowledge, it’s been sitting there for a couple of years!

(Yes, I know it’s a joke.)