Life Intrudes

I’m sort of addicted to this blogging thing, as you might note from the (previous) volume of posting I’ve done. The Smallest Minority is now about three weeks away from its first anniversary, too, with very few pauses during that period. However, I’m ridiculously busy, my father-in-law has just had major surgery for cancer of the lower intestine, and I’ve been neglecting my other hobbies like shooting, reloading, and home maintenance.

Oh, and sleep.

I didn’t post anything of note this weekend, just a link to Mike Spenis’s humorous Nader campaign poster. Instead, I did a few honeydews, visited my father-in-law in the hospital, I shot in my first JC Garand match (shot my 1917 Enfield and scored 414 – 1X with milsurp ammo, firmly in the middle of the pack,) and my wife and I went to see The Alamo. (Good flick. Highly recommended. Billy Bob Thornton as Davy Crockett is excellent.)

I was going to enter into another discussion at another new blog, Strange and Stranger, but my opponent has failed to take the field. That’s probably for the better, as I don’t have time to give this blog the attention it deserves at this time. Tim Lambert has responded to my last salvo, and I haven’t had time to do much other than some basic research for my next entry in that exchange. Hopefully I’ll get that posted in the next two or three days.

Anyway, what I’m trying to say here is that I’m only going to be able to crank out one or maybe two posts a day for a while. Sorry. Life intrudes.

Three More Examples

of why Mike Ramirez (the only good thing about the LA Times) is the best political cartoonist going:

You can see more of Mike’s stuff here.

They Never Ask ME

Jointogether.org reports that Children in South (are) More Likely to Die from Gun Violence, commenting on a newspaper story in the Florence Times Daily (annoying registration required). Let’s fisk:

Gun violence more likely to kill kids in Alabama

By Emily Eisenberg
Medill News Service

WASHINGTON – In Alabama, a child is three times more likely to die from gun violence than a child in the Northeast, an expert at the Harvard School of Public Health says.

Decreasing this grim statistic is not just a matter of getting rid of guns, but it is treating them as a public health issue, said David Hemenway, director of Harvard’s Injury Control Research Center.

Oh, how nice. Not just a matter of getting rid of guns. No, instead we must innoculate against gun violence?

The Centers for Disease Control reported in January that most deaths under the age of 40 are caused by an accident.

The most common cause of accidental death in the United States is automobile accidents. The second most common cause of these deaths is firearms.

Really? And the name of the report is? A link to the report is provided, where? And now we’re defining “children” as “under the age of 40?

Let’s check the CDC, shall we? They have this wonderful tool called WISQARS that allows anybody access to the CDC statistics in really useful ways. So, let’s check the most recent data, year 2001 for unintentional death, under the age of 40, entire U.S, all races, both sexes: 39,365. Now, what was the portion due to automobile? 23,663. Now, what was the portion of unintentional death by firearm? 470.

BUT, to be fair, the report does say “gun violence,” however I don’t think you’re supposed to really grasp the difference. (Edit: Screw it. I don’t want to be “fair.” This writer certainly didn’t intend to be.

Study carefully the construction of this story. You’re supposed to assume that the “second most common cause of death” is firearm accident. HORSESHIT! Note how carefully the writer juxtaposes “accident”, “automobile accident” and “firearms” – this time without the modifier, “accident.” End Edit.)

This is, after all, a story about children, remember? I’ll come back to this.

“Where there’s more guns, there’s more gun homicides; where there’s more guns, there’s more gun suicides,” said Hemenway.

Well! There’s a tautology for you. I guess it takes a Harvard doctorate to state something as obvious as that.

“I wouldn’t expect it any other way,” said Florence Police Chief Rick Singleton. He said the problem with weapons is the way “people handle and treat them.”

Hemenway, while presenting the findings of his new book, “Private Guns, Public Health,” said government should regulate guns the way it regulates traffic. Guns differ from almost all other consumer products because there is no regulatory agency in charge of managing their manufacture and distribution, he added.

Uhh…. What? “Government should regulate guns the way it regulates traffic??” I wasn’t aware that the Consumer Product Safety Commission was in charge of traffic control. Harvard, eh?

Just out of curiosity, what government agency is responsible for managing “manufacture and distribution” of automobiles? Isn’t that the purview of the manufacturers themselves? There’s a government agent in each manufacturing facility controlling the production lines and approving the distribution plans?

Since the National Highway Traffic and Safety Administration was established several decades ago to make automobiles safer, automobile fatalities have decreased 80 percent. The Harvard School of Public Health reported a regulatory agency would have a similar impact on firearm deaths.

One problem with that. Automobiles are designed to transport passengers from point A to point B. Firearms are designed to hurl small metal projectiles at high velocity in the general direction they’re pointed when the trigger is pulled. How do you make them safe? Make them fire Nerf balls? Make them not fire when the trigger is pulled? Kinda defeats the purpose, no?

Another point: There are maybe 250 million vehicles on the roads today (I didn’t go look it up, it’s a wild-ass guess.) Most of them are less than 20 years old. They wear out. They’re replaced on a fairly regular basis. The safety improvements applied to vehicles were not statutorily required of older vehicles on the road. If you own a 1955 Chevy, it has seatbelts only if YOU put them in. There’s no law requiring it. No airbags, either. No third brake light. But there are (by several estimates) 250,000,000 firearms in private hands. New “safety requirements” would affect only the additional two million long guns and one million new handguns that enter the market each year. And those older guns aren’t built with “planned obsolescence” in the design. My 1917 Enfield still works perfectly. So does my 1896 Swedish Mauser, built in 1916. A Colt 1911 made in 1927 probably works just as well as the one I bought new in 1999.

The argument that guns need to be regulated so that they will be “made safer” is asinine. It is false on its face, yet reports like this one keep putting the idea out in front of the public as a “common-sense” proposal.

But keep reading, because this piece is just like all the others in inflating just what that “federal oversight” needs to encompass.

Because the trafficking of illegal firearms between states is such a large problem, Hemenway said that such a regulatory agency should be at the federal level rather than with the states.

Another bait-and-switch. First, the agency is supposed to regulate the design of firearms to ostensibly make them safer, but now the agency is supposed to be responsible for illegal trafficking? Isn’t that just a bit of a leap from the original “regulatory” function? I wasn’t aware that the National Highway Traffic and Safety Administration was in charge of “regulating” automobile theft and chop shops.

“There are lots of things we could do, lots of policies that wouldn’t affect people’s ability to own guns for hunting,” Hemenway said.

However, the Second Amendment isn’t about hunting. I own at least a dozen firearms, and I don’t hunt. What about my guns?

Oh, right. “Decreasing this grim statistic is not just a matter of getting rid of guns.”

Gotta ban and confiscate those “non-hunting” weapons.

He said federal regulation of firearms licensing and childproofing are some possible ways to address gun danger from a public health standpoint.

More mission-creep, and we haven’t even established the regulatory agency! NOW the agency is responsible for: “safer” gun designs, illegal trafficking, and licensing!

And this is for public health, remember.

Alabama, like many other states in the South, is among the states with the highest levels of gun ownership in the country. The Rocky Mountain region also has high levels of gun ownership, while the northeastern part of the nation has a relatively small amount of guns.

The Brady Campaign to Prevent Gun Violence’s annual report card gave Alabama an “F” in keeping kids safe from guns.

“Alabama does not require child-safety locks to be sold with guns, does not hold adults responsible for leaving loaded guns around children and does not have any safety standards for handguns,” the Brady Campaign said recently. A spokesman at the organization said it strongly supports Hemenway’s suggestion for a federal handgun regulation agency.

And now we’re back to the supposed heart of the article: The Children™

You remember: “Gun violence more likely to kill kids in Alabama”? “In Alabama, a child is three times more likely to die from gun violence than a child in the Northeast”? Where “kids” is apparently defined as “under 40.” Read that paragraph carefully: Childsafety locks. Loaded guns around children.

So, how many accidental deaths of children were there in Alabama to justify a new federal regulatory agency with sweeping powers to control firearm design, illegal firearm trafficking, and gun owner licensing?

Well, if you define “children” as those 17 or younger, there were six in 2001.

Of course there’s the obligatory mention of the writer’s attempt to be “balanced:”

Organizations like the National Rifle Association argue that the regulations the Brady Campaign proposes would decrease gun-owners constitutional rights, but a spokesperson at the NRA was not available for comment about Hemenway’s findings.

Here you go, Ms. Eisenberg. All the commentary you’d ever want.

Not that you’d ever print it.

Oddly, I Feel Much the Same About the Republicans

Instapundit links to an excellent piece by Gerard Van Der Leun of American Digest, entitled The Degeneration of the Democratic Party. Excerpts:

Politics is a profession founded on hypocrisy. This we all know. But, at the same time, we also need a politics that somewhere within it has a shred of uncompromised decency and more than a little courage. Neither of these qualities is self-evident in the Democratic Party today. There’s not a lot in the Republicans either, but it at least is measurable even if it still is in short-measure.

Absolutely.

Bush-Hate, racism, calls for the death of Republican cabinet members, snide innuendo, joy at the death of Americans in Iraq, the endless political thumbsucking of the 911 Commission, and there’s more on the way, much more. It’s a tired, sick and crazed political party that is so greedy and hungry for power that it will do anything, including selling this country down the drain, to get it back. I’ll have no more to do with it. I’m not the only one.

Read the whole thing.

Twice.

UPDATE: Link fixed. D’OH!

Pertinacious

I subscribe to Merriam-Websters Word of the Day. I receive an email each morning with a new word, its definition, and its use in a sentence. Here’s todays:

The Word of the Day for Apr 13 is:

pertinacious \per-tuh-NAY-shuss\ adjective

1 a: adhering resolutely to an opinion or purpose b : perversely persistent
2 : stubbornly unyielding or tenacious

Example sentence:
The professor spent much of the class hour in debate with a pertinacious student about gun control.

Did you know?
If you say “pertinacious” out loud, it might sound familiar. That may be because if you take away the word’s first syllable, you’re left with something very similar to the word “tenacious,” which means “tending to adhere or cling.” The similarity between “pertinacious” and “tenacious” isn’t mere coincidence; both words ultimately derive from “tenax,” the Latin word for “tenacious,” and ultimately from the verb “tençre,” meaning “to hold.” But “pertinacious” and “tenacious” aren’t completely interchangeable. Both can mean “persistent,” but “pertinacious” suggests an annoying or irksome persistence, while the less critical “tenacious” implies strength in maintaining or adhering to something valued or habitual.

D’you think someone at Merriam-Webster reads this blog?

I HATE IT When I Can’t Find a Link!

While surfing last night I found something so simple and obvious that it literally caused me to laugh out loud that I hadn’t thought of it myself. The new liberal talk-radio network, ‘Air America,’ which has been rightfully ridiculed for numerous things (not the least of which being the fact that it’s named after the CIA front air transport company of the Vietnam era) is now on the air, and failing miserably. Put forward as an antithesis to Rush Limbaugh and his “dittoheads,” someone yesterday put forth the idea that “Air America” fans should be rightly named… wait for it….

AIRHEADS

And now I can’t find the link to credit the source, dammit. If anybody knows, drop me a line.

Damn, the cluelessness of the left is sometimes awe-inspiring.

UPDATE: Reader Jay found the link. It comes from Robert Cox of The National Debate:

NOTE: I continue to do my best to listen to Air America and am hereby coining the phrase “Airhead” to refer to persons making dopey comments on Air America Radio. Feel free to use this term as needed. I will issue Airhead Alerts as appropriate on this web site.


Human Nature Doesn’t Change

I found this quiz through a piece over at What We Mean. It seems that some commenters at Little Green Footballs echo the opinions of the Nazis when it comes to genocide. The quiz tests your ability to determine which quotes are from LGF commenters and which from Nazis. I took it, and scored 69%. It’s not that difficult, but the similarities between the (admittedly) cherry-picked comments are pronounced.

The point of the original piece seems to be: “The horrible evil commenters who are supported (or at least not censured) by LGF are Nazis!” (And it’s not a logical long-jump to the implication: “All right-wingers are closet Nazis in favor of the genocide of our little brown brethren,” either.)

My take on it? This is the thing I don’t understand – why do many people seem to insist on believing that Germans during 1936-1945 are somehow different from humans from any other time? Or that the really evil Nazi’s were just a tiny fraction of the population? Human nature is human nature. People who think this way have always existed, and they can sway others to believe the same way.

That’s how people become convinced that it’s a good thing to see their sons and daughters strap bombs onto their bodies and climb onto buses.

Humans have an almost unlimited ability to go insane in so many different ways. Go read DemocraticUnderground.com for the flip-side.

Ah! Another Example of Cranio-Rectal Inversion!

Seems that 60 Minutes curmudgeon Andy Rooney is but the latest victim of this non-fatal but viciously brain-damaging affliction. I’d write something suitably pithy in response, but the Heartless Libertarian has already done so.

That last line juuuust about says it all, there, Heartless.

Touchè!

UPDATE: For those commenters suggesting that Andy Rooney didn’t write this piece, here’s another link to the same essay in the Buffalo (NY) News. If Rooney didn’t write it, I’d imagine he’d have issued a protest by now.

Is a Symphony better than a Carnival?

A new blogmeme (is that a word?) has started, the “Best of Me Symphony,” in which blog authors are invited to send in older posts they’re particularly proud of or feel need to be viewed again. This week’s Symphony, the 19th, is hosted by Blogo Slovo, and my entry is first!

The Symphony is the brainchild of Jim Peacock of Snooze Button Dreams. As Jim explains it:

This post compilation meme is structured like the Carnival of the Vanities but concentrates on the best posts from the history of weblogs. Post submission criteria are very simple. The post must be at least 2 months old and the submitter must think it is a very good post. How easy is that?

Easy enough. This is my second entry. The best part of the concept, IMHO, is this:

Note that a post does not have to be submitted by its author so readers and lurkers with or without their own weblogs may contribute.

Perused the archives of someone’s site and found something that knocked your socks off? Forward the link to Jim.

Helluva good idea.