Just Googling Around, and I Find This:

From the Timberjay News in Minnesota, comes this little op-ed (I don’t know how long the link will be valid – I suspect only one day) entitled: “Public’s fear the biggest issue with concealed carry law

Why, yes indeed, that is the biggest issue. And that fear is well fed by the gun-phobic groups and by the media. But the part of the editorial that really grabbed my attention was this:

Whether they are used or not, guns are intimidating to many people – and with good reason. Police officers carry guns and most never use them. But the presence of the gun is a reminder to the public that they have the ability to use deadly force if needed – and the intimidation factor that provides gives police officers an upper hand over the rest of us.

That’s quite correct – government is essentially exercised through the threat of force against its citizenry. But it continues:

That’s acceptable when they are highly trained and their job is to enforce the law and keep the peace. But statewide polls have already demonstrated that the idea of the average Joe walking around with the same intimidating firearms isn’t appealing to most Minnesotans.

And why is that? Because most people have been taught that defending yourself isn’t your job – it’s the job of the state. You aren’t “highly trained” or qualified to do that job. Leave it to the experts. The column continues, though, with this:

Are such fears irrational? Perhaps. The data is far from clear on the point, despite the rhetoric of supporters.

The data is far from clear??? We’ve got data from 35 states dating back years that proves “such fears irrational.”

The piece concludes:

In the end, this debate isn’t really about guns—it’s about fear and public perception. And as public officials and polls around the state have been stating loudly and clearly, this new law will make more Minnesotans feel fearful, while offering an ineffective security blanket to a very small minority. Some of that fear will likely dissipate over time. Five years from now, many people will probably have forgotten about this and moved on to worry about something else. And as one letter writer pointed out, most people will stop carrying guns once the novelty wears off and they realize it’s mostly just an unnecessary burden.

But for now, it has increased the public’s fear in Minnesota, whether justified or not. Does that serve the overall public good? It’s hard to argue that it does.

If the strongest argument you can make against concealed carry is that it inspires a little temporary fear in the brainwashed populace, then please explain to me why fifteen states still don’t offer “shall-issue” – ’cause that’s a piss-poor excuse.

Eugene Volohk Fisks the “Guns in the Home = Risk” Meme

And well. In a National Review Online column today, Professor Volokh fisks a recent repeat of this nugget of half-truth that gets repeated as often as “thirteen kids a day” does.

What the University of Pennsylvania study found was a statistical correlation: Gun ownership is correlated with gun deaths. But that two things are correlated doesn’t prove that one causes the other. The sex-crime rate is correlated over time with the use of air conditioning, but not because air conditioning causes sex crime; rather, both rise during the summer months. Likewise, whether someone in your home has been to the hospital recently is correlated with death in your home, but not because hospital care tends to kill people (though sometimes it does). Rather, both hospital stays and deaths often have a common cause: serious illness.

Logically what they are practicing is the fallacy of post hoc, ergo propter hoc – “after this, therefore because of this” – and it doesn’t work that way, as he deftly illustrates. But here’s the money quote, and the thing I find so angering about “studies” of this type:

Unfortunately, this is how conventional wisdom is molded. A badly flawed study leads to an even more flawed New York Times article. Readers read it and say “Wow, it’s dangerous for me to own a gun” — or “Since guns endanger even their owners, there’s really no reason to keep them legal.” Precisely because the study seems so authoritative, so scientific, it’s likely to be influential, even when it’s misdesigned and misreported. And this is especially so when these flaws are repeated in study after study, as they have routinely been in the gun debate. Bad social science leads to bad legal policy.

Amen.

His piece concludes with a comment on the suggestion that medical professionals should make recommendations to their patients:

Finally, the study concludes with a recommendation to the medical profession: Physicians should “discuss with all patients” “the consequences of having access to guns.” But “discussions” are only helpful if the physician actually knows what he’s talking about. Many physicians have little personal knowledge about guns, and haven’t read the rebuttals to these studies. If they start spreading this erroneous information to their patients, the results won’t be good either for the patients or for the reputation of the medical profession.

They’re way ahead of the curve on this one, Professor. Just look below at my post “This is the Kind of Thing That REALLY IRRITATES ME!”

Interesting How Little Media Attention THIS Gets, Isn’t It?

Seen on several blogs, comes this bit of news: Alaska Gov. Frank Murkowski, New ‘No License Required’ CCW Law, and No permit needed to carry concealed guns.

It seems that we now have two states that have no requirement for a permit to carry concealed.

Did NBC, CBS, or ABC cover it? CNN? MSNBC? Fox News? The Yahoo! Gun Control Page?

No.

Just one little Associated Press story in the Anchorage Daily News, and coverage on the gun rights forums and on gun bloggers pages.

Interesting, no? Minnesota just goes through histrionics to pass permitted concealed carry, and it’s NATIONAL NEWS! Colorado makes gun regulation unform across the state, and it’s covered everywhere! But Alaska passes “Vermont Carry” and *YAWN*. Damn, isn’t anyone outraged? Even JoinTogether hasn’t had anything to say on this – yet.

Perhaps they’re hoping none of us in the flyover states will notice.

Oh, and doesn’t Minnesota make it 35 states with either no permit required or “shall-issue” concealed-carry?

All Assault Weapons Ban, All the Time

Here’s another “striver.”.

Return of Assault Weapons Feared in U.S.” A Toronto Star piece. I feel a fisk’n coming on!

They go by names that suggest power and danger — the “Streetsweeper,” the TEC-9, the MAK90, the AK-47.

And that’s exactly what these military-style assault weapons bring. The power to kill indiscriminately.

As opposed to, say, the Marlin 336, the Mossberg 500, the Remington 7400, the Browning BAR, the … but you get the idea. It’s not the weapon, it’s the human being behind the trigger.

Now there is fear here that the bullet-spraying semi-automatic weapons are heading back to American streets.

This assumes that they A) were on the “street” in any numbers to begin with, and B) the law had anything to do with them leaving. Neither of which assumption can be proven given the available data.

The gun debate in the United States has moved back to the forefront as a 1994 ban on assault weapons lurches toward an expiry date and it promises to become a pivotal issue in the next presidential election.

U.S. President George W. Bush surprised many when he distanced himself from the powerful National Rifle Association during the 2000 campaign, advocating an extension of the assault-weapon ban that ends in September, 2004.

But there are signs here that Bush now appears to want to have it both ways, tacitly supporting the extension to court suburban support in key states, while doing nothing overtly to stop a move that could see Congress simply avoid a vote on the extension and let it die.

Politics. Ain’t it a bitch?

That would be a powerful nod-and-wink to the firearms lobby, which, by some accounts, poured $1.6 million into the 2000 Bush campaign.

Wow. $1.6 mill? Out of a total of $193,088,650 according to OpenSecrets.org. Boy, I bet they really noticed that slightly less than 1%. And now he rewards them by saying he’d support extension of the ban. What a backstabber, eh?

“Does George W. Bush want to be known as the pro-assault weapon president?” said Joe Sudbay, the public policy director of the Washington-based Violence Policy Center.

No, he wants to be known as Mr. President. He’s a politician.

“He may be trying to have it both ways now, but it will be pretty clear by Sept. 13, 2004. He either supports the extension or he doesn’t … he either extends it or he doesn’t.”

Whoa. Thanks for that stunning piece of logic.

The 1994 law made it illegal to import, manufacture, transfer or possess 19 types of semi-automatic weapons, although the law was “grandfathered,” meaning anyone who legally owned such weapons before that date could retain them.

“Loophole! Loophole!” he screams.

Tom DeLay, the Texas Republican and House of Representatives majority leader, said last week he didn’t believe the extension would come to a vote in the Republican-dominated House. DeLay’s statement drew a surprising rebuke from the Republican Speaker of the House, Dennis Hastert, showing that the gun ban does not easily cut across Republican-Democrat lines in this country.

While many Democrats are fearful of defeat if they are targeted by the gun lobby in the coming elections, there are many Republicans representing so-called “soccer mom” suburban constituencies who could become electoral toast if they are seen to be backing a measure which would bring the deadly weapons legally back to the streets of America.

That’s the beauty of it. They don’t have to “back a measure.” Just not vote “yes” on any new bill proposed to revoke the sunset.

White House spokesperson Ari Fleischer said last week Bush has not had any change of heart from his 2000 campaign promise. But he offered no explanation as to why Bush has given no presidential muscle to the promise. He has not been shy about stumping the country pushing for his tax-cut proposals, but has said nothing publicly about assault weapons.

“The House does everything the president wants,” New York Democratic Senator Charles Schumer said. “He wants a dividends tax cut, they do it. He wants one bill or another, they jump. In fact … they say `how high?’ He’s got to walk the walk (on guns). If the president wants this bill to come to his desk, it will. If the president doesn’t, he can have his minions whisper to the House, `kill the bill,’ and he’ll never reach it.”

I think Up-Chuck overestimates just how much Bush can lead the members of the House around. The gun question is an entirely different question to constituents compared to a tax cut. Nobody except a member of the democratic party elite opposes keeping more of their own money.

In 1994, the ban passed the House by a mere two votes, but it has been something less than a rousing success, even the anti-gun lobby concedes.

So LETS RENEW IT! Yeah, that sounds like Democratic logic.

Many weapons manufacturers simply cosmetically changed the specs on the weapons to circumvent the ban, cynically adding “AB” to their model numbers, indicating they were changed “after the ban.”

“Loophole! Loophole!”

In 2000, 28,653 died of gunshot wounds in the U.S.; 94 children and teens in Louisiana alone. The gun death rate during that year was 10.4 per 100,000 population.

Down from 34,050 and a rate of 14.84 in 1981. And your point is….?

The Violence Policy Center released a study last week indicating that 41 of 211 law enforcement officers gunned down in the line of duty between Jan. 1, 1998, and Dec. 31, 2001 — almost one in five — were felled by assault weapons.

A report which I illustrated misidentified 19 of the 41 weapons as “assault rifles.” Five of the 19 were “banned” handguns, but the other 14 weapons identified as “assault rifles” weren’t on the “banned” list either by description or name at all. As I said in my earlier piece:

Four (4) with M1 Carbines, eight (8) with SKS rifles, two (2) with Mini-14’s, three (3) M-11’s, and two (2) TEC-9’s. First, the M1, SKS, and Mini-14’s are not and have not been classified as “assault weapons” – no lethal pistol grip on those guns. They look like “nice” semi-automatic rifles because they have the pretty non-lethal wood stocks, rather than the ugly, lethal plastic and metal ones. The M-11 and the TEC-9 are not rifles, they’re handguns. That’s NINETEEN (19) of the 41. And, if these guns were created “solely to kill people,” what of the other 170 officer deaths? They were killed with weapons designed to tickle people?

Now, according to this site between the years of 1998 and 2001 (inclusive) there were 229 officer deaths by firearm, not 211. And according to this table the number of police deaths, at least for the last couple of decades (and excluding the 72 killed in the Twin Towers in 2001) has been apparently unaffected by the relative explosion in the mid 1980’s of “assault weapons” (as defined by the law) into the general populace. They’re trying to make it sound like the presence of “assault weapons” has somehow added 41 deaths that otherwise would not have occurred. The evidence does not support this. But that’s the conclusion you’re supposed to draw. “Ban ’em, and these cops would have lived!”

This piece is much the same.

During a three-week reign of terror last October, the Washington snipers used a modified Bushmaster assault rifle, an XM15 M4 A3. The company’s sales have soared since 1994.

And, as I have pointed out elsewhere, the “Washington snipers” fired a single shot at each victim. They could just as well have used a target rifle. Their choice of weapon was irrelevant.

The teens behind the 1999 Columbine massacre used modified TEC-9s.

No, according to the Denver Post, only Kliebold had a Tec-9. And aren’t you forgetting the SAWED-OFF SHOTGUNS BOTH OF THEM CARRIED? Not to mention the fact that they were also carrying “a backpack and a duffel bag filled with bombs.” And you’re worried about a TEC-9?

“There’s not a dime’s worth of difference in the performance characteristics between the guns on the banned list and the guns not on the banned list,” said NRA executive vice-president Wayne LaPierre.

Hey, they didn’t misquote him!

Anti-gun advocates want an even tougher ban to replace the 1994 law, but, right now, there is little hope in Washington the law will be improved. It is more a question of a dogged fight to keep the status quo.

It didn’t work, so LET’S DO IT AGAIN ONLY HARDER!

Bryan Miller of Philadelphia knows something about fight and he doesn’t buy the conventional Washington spin.

Miller joined the advocacy group CeaseFire PA after his brother, an FBI agent, was slain at District of Columbia police headquarters in 1994. It was a case of mistaken identity. The gunman, carrying a concealed TEC-9, was looking for the head of homicide. Mike Miller was in the “cold case” squad.

“He went the wrong way … but somebody was going to die, anyway,” Miller said. Since then, Miller has worked tirelessly to control guns in his country.

“…but somebody was going to die, anyway.” Yup. And he could have used a non-banned Browning Hi-power. Or a sawed-off shotgun. His choice of a Tec-9 was immaterial. Someone was going to die.

“Tirelessly to control guns in his country?” More like “tirelessly to disarm the victims.” Nothing these people want will prevent someone intent on killing from doing so. Gun control is not crime control. It didn’t work in England, and it can’t work here.

“These guns are ugly,” he said in an interview.

WE HAVE A WINNER!

That’s it exactly. They’re ugly, scary-looking guns, so we must ban them! Pitchforks! Torches! Kill the monster! Kill the monster!

“We have tapes of those kids firing away in Columbine. We have families of victims and people like me who have lost loved ones to these guns.

“We have lots of support. And we are just getting started.”

My condolences. Seriously. But you and the families didn’t lose their friends and loved ones to “those guns.” You lost them to the bastards pulling the triggers. And until you figure that out, you’ve got a helluva lot of people on my side opposing you.

Wake up.

The Lying News Media, Part IX

The Miami Herald weighs in.

BSO and CNN stepped into the fray Thursday with footage of an on-air demonstration purportedly designed to show the difference between banned weapons and their legal counterparts.

When a BSO employee fired a banned weapon, the camera showed bullets ripping through a cinderblock target. When a legal semi-automatic weapon was fired, the camera showed another cinderblock seemingly unharmed.

In fact, the bullets from the legal gun never hit the cinderblock. CNN spokesman Matthew Furman said the camera operator didn’t realize the sheriff’s employee had switched targets and was firing into the ground.

”When we learned that the demonstration was less than clear, we told our viewers that,” Furman said.

Yeah? AFTER the piece aired and all the viewers who know nothing about guns thought a POST BAN rifle couldn’t damage a cinderblock.

NRA officials also protested the use of a fully automatic AK-47 in the piece and the reporter’s claim that it was among the targets of the 1994 ban. Fully automatic weapons have been regulated since 1934 and aren’t mentioned in the 1994 law.

Sheriff’s spokesman Jim Leljedal said Jenne favors extending the 1994 ban but never meant to misinform the CNN audience by participating in the Thursday segment.

”There was never any intent to mislead,” Leljedal said. “They wanted to talk about it, so we did, and on very short notice we got some guns out and we did some demonstrations for them.”

So, you’re saying Zarella was complicit in the mendacity? That it was his fault, not yours?

”The idea is that these weapons . . . will penetrate a bulletproof vest, they will go through a concrete block. And that’s what our homes are made of,” Leljedal said.

Yes, but so will any centerfire rifle cartridge REGARDLESS of the type of rifle it’s fired from.

CNN followed up the Thursday broadcast with a taped report that aired twice Monday in the same time period and explained the ban in its full complexity.

Like HELL it did. It left the impression that the weapons and magazines that were “banned” are illegal to possess. They are not. It left the impression that it is illegal to put a PRE-ban 30-round magazine in a POST-ban rifle. It is not. The only thing that report did was clear up the “firepower” question.

That, said Furman of CNN, was “a reflection of our desire to always be forthcoming, to always air all sides.”

Then how about talking to some ACTUAL EXPERTS when it comes to the topic of guns? What happened to Wolf Blitzer’s “check, recheck and triple-check”?

Or does that now mean “Ask the same person the same question three times?”

UPDATE: Professor Volokh asks:

So the question: If the sheriff’s office ‘never intend[ed] to mislead viewers,’ then why was ‘the sheriff’s employee . . . firing into the ground’?

The Lying News Media, Part VIII

or: “It Was All a BIG Misunderstanding!”

According to The Sun-Sentinel, the CNN stories covered in detail here over the last few days weren’t advocacy journalism. No!

“The Broward Sheriff’s Office says it was an honest misunderstanding.”

Riiiiiight. If you believe that, I’ve got a great deal for you on a bridge in Brooklyn. Cash only, and in small bills.

Mea Culpa

Oh sweet jebus.

In my previous post on the AJC’s screed, I said, in response to the AJC’s claim that “the gun industry has…spun the myth” that semi-automatic rifles are “the best guarantee of personal safety”: “Hardly, and anybody who knows guns knows better.”

Well, apparently not everybody.

This guy believes it.

“Probably the optimum gun for the defense of a home is the civilian version of the military M-l6 (e.g. Colt AR 15 Sporter, ArmaLite AR-10, others).”

(sigh)

He makes some reasoned arguments, but they hardly convince me.

(But then, he’s a lawyer.)

I vote for the handgun and the pump shotgun. I’m not at all enamored of the idea of firing a rifle indoors, and I have neighbors who might object to the result of a miss from one.

Score one for the AJC, though.

Agenda? What Agenda? Part II

Now the Atlanta Urinal Constipation Journal Constitition weighs in on the “assault weapons ban”.

Let’s start with the AJC’s complete lack of foreign language skills:

“Adolf Hitler was so delighted with the lethal capability of the new gun presented to him by his ordnance designers during World War II that he dubbed it the “Sterm Kever” — or assault rifle.

Uh, guys, that’s sturmgewehr. Fifteen seconds on Google would have shown you that.

But of course the implication is “Assault weapons are NAZI! If you support the ownership of “assault weapons,” you “put on his hip-high black leather boots and strut around to Wagner arias”! You are “a runty sociopath who prongs a chubster over warby songs about leather-clad thundergods”! (Quotes by James Lileks. I’ve always wanted a place to use those lines!)

But wait! It gets better!

“Today, assault rifles still kill efficiently and quickly, as demonstrated by the Beltway snipers. John Allen Muhammad and Lee Boyd Malvo allegedly wielded a .223-caliber Bushmaster XM15, an assault rifle adapted to evade the 1994 ban on assault weapons.”

Leaving aside the fact that Muhammed and Malvo fired ONE SHOT at each victim (and could, therefore, have used a single-shot target rifle to the same effect) and that the .223 round is considered not powerful enough for anything but small-game hunting in most states. Oh no! It was the somehow magical lethality of the evil black rifle that make Muhammed and Malvo vicious killers!

(I have often wondered what the press would have said if they had used, say, a 7mm Remington Magnum. You know, a DEER CARTRIDGE.)

“Assault rifles were created solely to kill people; today, those people are often law enforcement officers. Forty-one of the 211 U.S. police officers killed in the line of duty between 1998 and 2001 were murdered with assault rifles, according to a new analysis by the Violence Policy Center.”

Well! The Violence Policy Center! That bastion of unimpeachable agendaless fairness! They would be referring to this table. Let me see….

Four (4) with M1 Carbines, eight (8) with SKS rifles, two (2) with Mini-14’s, three (3) M-11’s, and two (2) TEC-9’s. First, the M1, SKS, and Mini-14’s are not and have not been classified as “assault weapons” – no lethal pistol grip on those guns. They look like “nice” semi-automatic rifles because they have the pretty non-lethal wood stocks, rather than the ugly, lethal plastic and metal ones. The M-11 and the TEC-9 are not rifles, they’re handguns. That’s NINETEEN (19) of the 41. And, if these guns were created “solely to kill people,” what of the other 170 officer deaths? They were killed with weapons designed to tickle people?

Now, according to this site between the years of 1998 and 2001 (inclusive) there were 229 officer deaths by firearm, not 211. And according to this table the number of police deaths, at least for the last couple of decades (and excluding the 72 killed in the Twin Towers in 2001) has been apparently unaffected by the relative explosion in the mid 1980’s of “assault weapons” (as defined by the law) into the general populace. They’re trying to make it sound like the presence of “assault weapons” has somehow added 41 deaths that otherwise would not have occurred. The evidence does not support this. But that’s the conclusion you’re supposed to draw. “Ban ’em, and these cops would have lived!

“To justify assault rifles in home arsenals, the gun industry has created sporting competitions around them and spun the myth that the high-powered weapons are the best guarantee of personal safety.”

This is the thing that really chaps my ass.

Point One: The AR-15 is the most popular competition rifle for National Match and Service Rifle competitions. It was preceded by the M1A (another “assault weapon”), the M1 Garand, and the 1903 Springfield. It’s not like these sporting competitions were “created…around them.”

Point Two: The AR-15 and the AK-47 ARE NOT AS POWERFUL AS HUNTING RIFLES! Jebus!

Point Three: “best guarantee of personal safety?” Hardly, and anybody who knows guns knows better.

“The National Rifle Association wants the assault ban lifted. In its paranoid view, the banning of Uzis one day means your Colt will be confiscated tomorrow.”

It’s not paranoia when they really are out to get you. “England can do it! Australia can do it! So can we!” (Chanted at the somewhat-less-than Million Moms March.)

“The NRA leadership insists the right to own a gun accorded Americans in the Second Amendment extends to any and all guns, even those that fire off 30 rounds in less than two seconds and murder innocent children.”

WTF? I thought they murdered cops?

“That purported right is more important to the NRA than protecting police officers, disarming street gangs or safeguarding children.”

THERE we go: “That purported right…” Nah, the Second Amendment doesn’t mean anything. The Founding Fathers only meant to protect smoothbore muzzleloaders.

“The gun lobby doesn’t believe it has any moral or civic obligation to the community outside its membership and feels no responsibility for the victims of assault rifles.”

Sure we do. Honest gun owners have a civic obligation to protect the community against criminals. But we are not responsible for their abuse of the right to arms. Nor are we responsible for them robbing, raping, and murdering without weapons. Why the AJC (and others) seem to believe that the NRA and gun manufacturers should take responsibility for the illegal actions of others just because they use a firearm is beyond me. Do we hold the AAA, and car manufacturers responsible when someone commits murder with a car? (Apparently not, but you can, it seems, sue people for not being omniscient.)

“But our senators and representatives have an obligation to the larger community. That community — and that means all of us — has to tell Congress and DeLay that assault weapons do not belong on our streets.

No, our senators and representatives have an obligation to live up to their promise to “support and defend the Constitution of the United States” and not further gut the Second Amendment.

Let the “Assault Weapons Ban” die.

Agenda? What Agenda?

CBS weighs in in the person of Dick Meyer with an op-ed (at least they identify it as such, rather than as a news story) entitled: Gunning Down The 2nd Amendment.

The attention-grabbing quote? “Objective truth about the meaning of the Second Amendment does not exist. Practical consensus about its meaning will not endure. The concept of a “well regulated militia” is an anachronism in the 21st century.”

Thank you Baghdad Bob Dick.

Perhaps the concept of the “well regulated militia” is an anachronism, but “the right to keep and bear arms” isn’t.

I’m not going to fisk the entire editorial. I’m a little burned out by the effort my debate response last night required. I’m just going to comment on one other line:

“It’s time to repeal the Second Amendment. Bag it.”

You’re welcome to try, Dick. But unless I’m mistaken not one gun control organization has even suggested attempting that. Now, setting aside the fact that the Bill of Rights was added to the Constitution in order to enshrine the critical individual rights as inviolable, there is a detailed set of instructions in the Constitution describing how to amend said document. Nobody’s started the process. I cannot help but wonder why? Hell, it would be refreshing if someone would actually try. Instead, they’ve worked for the last fifty-plus years to redefine the Second Amendment to render it meaningless. (It’s old! It’s out of date! It’s anachronistic! It can’t possibly mean today what it meant back then, and we don’t know what it meant back then anyway!)

Oops! Sorry! You’re wrong Dick!

“What the founders intended is unknowable”? Not if you actually study history, Dick. Those “very independent and liberal scholars” (like Laurence Tribe – you know, Al Gore’s lawyer?) who bothered to and who were honest in their evaluation of the evidence (even YOU admit) “came out on the individual rights side.” So even YOU recognize that the Second Amendment is the barrier that must be overcome if you want to pass the kind of gun confiscation control laws you want to implement. So, why are none of the gun control organizations trying to use the law to achieve their ends?

Alan Dershowitz (that well-known conservative gun nut) has said:

“Foolish liberals who are trying to read the Second Amendment out of the Constitution by claiming it’s not an individual right or that it’s too much of a safety hazard don’t see the danger of the big picture. They’re courting disaster by encouraging others to use this same means to eliminate portions of the Constitution they don’t like.”

Thanks, Dick, for finally understanding admitting that you have to LEGALLY remove the Constitutional protection of the right to arms BEFORE you eliminate it.

Asshat.

The Lying News Media, Part VII

As an addendum to this whole CNN / assault weapon ban story, I found this ironic piece. It’s an excerpt from Wolf Blitzer’s commencement address for the University of Pennsylvania’s Annenberg School for Communication on Monday, the day CNN aired their retraction-that-wasn’t.

In it are these pearls:

“Here’s what worries me so much. So many Americans already have a rather low regard for journalists; so many of our viewers, readers and listeners simply don’t trust us. Many of them, according to public opinion polls, believe we have political agendas and biases that taint our reporting. And many of our news consumers, no doubt, suspect we often make things up — whether to advance a political cause, or settle personal scores, or sell newspapers and increase ratings on television. What has now happened at The New York Times has simply fueled those suspicions.”

No, really?

“Journalism is not a perfect science. It is often referred to as a first draft of history. And as all of you know, a first draft can occasionally be sloppy. Yes, we will make mistakes. But those are unwitting mistakes. There must be zero tolerance for deliberate distortions, false reporting and fiction writing in the guise of journalism. They cannot be tolerated.”

Damn straight, Wolf! Tell it like it is!

“Healthy skepticism is critical in doing our job. In my experience, if a story sounds too good to be true, it almost always is. Check and re-check and triple-check those sources. There are people with agendas trying to use us for their own purposes.”

Say, like Sheriff Ken Jenne?

Um, didn’t CNN say, after LaPierre called them on the (at the absolute minimum) shoddy reporting of John Zarella: “And we all stick by John Zarrella and how credible of a reporter he is.”? What happened to “(c)heck and re-check and triple-check those sources.”?

Zero tolerance. Yup.