The Blogging Kevins Will Appreciate This

They named a gun after us.

Perhaps embarrassingly, a pocket pistol.

I give you – The Kevin:

It’s a .380 blow-back manufactured in the Czech Republic (and probably not importable because of the BATFE’s “Saturday Night Special” rules,) 6-round magazine capacity, DAO.

And it looks like it’d hurt to shoot.

(Would it have been too much to ask for something chambered in .45ACP?)

Get this: What else does the manufacturer make? 12.7mm (about .50 caliber) SNIPER RIFLES. Named “Falcon.”

Yeah, right. Mouse gun = “Kevin”

.50 caliber long range boomer = “Falcon”

There’s no justice.