Another Friday Five

You have just won one million dollars:

1. Who do you call first? My wife.

2. What is the first thing you buy for yourself? I pay off all my debts. Edited to add: Then I’ll buy a DSA FAL.

3. What is the first thing you buy for someone else? A Mitsubishi Eclipse Spyder for my wife.

4. Do you give any away? If yes, to whom? Yes. Immediate family.

5. Do you invest any? If so, how? Half of whatever is left over after taxes goes into mutual funds.