England: A Nation Run OVERRUN by Gun-Fearing Wussies

Sweet bleedin’ jeebus.

‘Gun photo’ candidate suspended

A Conservative Parliamentary candidate has been suspended after he was pictured on the internet with a range of guns, rifles and a hunting knife.

An inquiry is now to be held into why Robert Oulds, the prospective MP for Slough in Berkshire, appeared with the weapons in the camera phone images.

A party spokesman said: “We take this matter extremely seriously.

“We have suspended Mr Oulds from the list of candidates, and as candidate for Slough, with immediate effect.”

‘All licensed’

A national newspaper reported that there were 11 images of Mr Oulds, 28, a councillor in Chiswick, west London, with the weaponry.

The weapons included an AK 47 assault rifle and a shotgun.

Mr Oulds told The Sun: “Those photos were taken at the home of a member of the Conservative association.

“I went round to this friend’s house and he is a member of a licensed gun club and he showed me his firearms and that is it.

“They are all licensed and all legal. They are not mine.”

I believe that in Texas what Mr. Oulds did was a requirement for people running for office. And the hopeful has to own a few, too.

If there’s an AK in that group, it’s not “licensed and legal” unless the gas system’s been disabled to convert it to fire like a bolt-action.

Damn, it’s sad that the nation that spawned this one has fallen so freaking far, and seems to fall farther every day. Whatever happened to the “rifle in every cottage” attitude?