I Have a Couple of Questions . . .
. . . for the President-elect:
1) Will the fixing of our souls be part of the single-payer medical plan after it passes, or will it simply begin on inauguration day? (Or will it require an Executive Order?)
2) Same question about healing the planet. I assume the rising of the seas will slow immediately? Or did that begin already?
You have to stay on top of those campaign promises!