Reader J. in the first comment to yesterday’s QotD:
I am 100% convinced at this point, that if you asked the US Federal Government to come into your kitchen and make you a peanut butter sandwich; it would cost $100 Million, they would burn down your house, and you would be handed two roofing shingles with a dog turd in between.
I’m not sure they’d get the “shit-on-a-shingle” part right.