Never mind what I was there for. One of the salesguys was helping me out, and I looked around the place and snorted. He asked why.
“You’ve got stuff for everything but my sport,” I said.
“What’s your sport?” he asked.
“I’m a shooter,” I replied.
He looked around for a second (guy’s in his VERY early twenties at a guess) and confided with a smile on his face, “Until a month ago, I’d never shot a gun.”
“Fun, isn’t it?” I asked.
“Yeah, I keep trying to get them to take me again!!”
This is why we’re winning.