What can I say? She’s the Empress of Snark™
I’m not sure whether the Canadian government gave it up for dashingly goateed Uncle Sam like a roofie’d lumberjack in a lonely logging camp or whether the NSA figured out that the master password for the OHIP was still set as “PASSWORD”, but there you go.
Whole battalions of radical Islamic terrorists might be coming across the southern border hidden inside the bales of marijuana, but we’re stopping that invasion of depressed Canadian paraplegics cold, right in its Little Rascal-ridin’ tracks.