For your enjoyment!
[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qNDJxvwUgE?rel=0&showinfo=0]
Needs another stanza, I think!
Here are the lyrics:
Flintlocks and Flop-tops
And Number Three Russians
Black-powder Mausers
From jackbooted Prussians,
Shiny Smith PC’s from limited runs
These are a few of my favorite guns.Socketed bay’nets
On Zulu War rifles,
Engraved, iv’ried Lugers
That make quite an eyeful
Mosin tomato stakes sold by the ton
These are a few of my favorite guns.Rusty top-breaks!
Smallbore Schuetzens!
And all of Browning’s spawn
I just keep on browsing my favorite guns
Until all my money’s gone.
Thank Kelly Grayson for the video and Bonnie Burgette for the vocals.