Tam’s Fun Show Song, as Sung by Bonnie

For your enjoyment!

[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qNDJxvwUgE?rel=0&showinfo=0]
Needs another stanza, I think!

Here are the lyrics:

Flintlocks and Flop-tops
And Number Three Russians
Black-powder Mausers
From jackbooted Prussians,
Shiny Smith PC’s from limited runs
These are a few of my favorite guns.

Socketed bay’nets
On Zulu War rifles,
Engraved, iv’ried Lugers
That make quite an eyeful
Mosin tomato stakes sold by the ton
These are a few of my favorite guns.

Rusty top-breaks!
Smallbore Schuetzens!
And all of Browning’s spawn
I just keep on browsing my favorite guns
Until all my money’s gone.

Thank Kelly Grayson for the video and Bonnie Burgette for the vocals.

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