The Politically Correct Table of Elements
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Here it is, and The Competitive Enterprise Institute offers it as a mouse pad.
My favorite: “Radon: Terror in the basement. If radon could be blamed on some industry, it would be really big.”
Of course “Uranium: Energy this plentiful can’t be legal.” ranks right up there.
Nod to The Volokh Conspiracy for the pointer.