Last Michael Jackson Post, I SWEAR

Know why no one’s seen Michael Jackson for a while? Because he went to see his plastic surgeon. Seems he’s worried about being in court with everyone staring at his (irrepairable) nose, so he went to the doctor to do something about it.

“Doc,” said Mike, “do something, ANYTHING to draw attention away from my nose!”

This was the result.

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