Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition!

I read Doc Russia’s blog Bloodletting on an occasional basis, simply because I don’t have enough time to read everything I want to read. It’s a uniformly excellent blog, too, but he outdid himself with this post.

How does this sound;

We are constantly under siege by the gun-grabbers to take our arms away, and they seem quite content to mess with the 2nd ammendment in order to do so. How about we add an extra layer of difficulty to their efforts.

I hereby proclaim the establishment of the of

the Holy Equestrian order of the Knights of Saint John Moses

Where the ownership, display and use of naughty weapons is part of religious worship.

Where we pray fortnightly at the altar of our blessed lady of holy trigger control.

Where are hung the many tenets of our faith:

Thou shalt not point the naughty end of thine weapon at any that thoust dost not intendeth to pink mist

Thou shalt keep thine finger straight as the lords staff and off the holy trigger until thou ist most ready to release the fire and brimstone of the wrath of Saint John Moses

Thou shalt always treatest thine shooting rod as thou it were loadedeth whether thee hast loaded it or nay

Thou shalt know the design of thine sidearm as the good lord did intend for man to know his armaments; thou shalt know its function and use; thou shalt know its cleaning and maintainance; thou shalt know its ballistics and metrics

Thou shalt always rebuke the devil in all his forms; as Senators from California, and as Mayors from Chicago.

Thou shalt have the sacred honor to carry a holy artifact of Saint John Moses wherever thou walkest that is not the home of another man.

Thou shalt be charged with defence of and true allegience to the faith.

For, in the beginning, God did give a great gift upon Saint John Moses, and He said unto him:

“Go, John Moses, and create what I have designed for you to create. Create Holy Artifacts for the just and righteous to carry by their side, so that they shall not fear wherever they roam for all the days of their lives.”

And John Moses did hear the word of our lord and didst followeth His words.

The lord saw, and it was Good.

And the lord rejoiced and sent to aid his servant, other saints.

Saint Samuel, who didst follow the guidance of the lord and made men peacemakers.

Saint Smith and Saint Wesson. Saint Heckler and Saint Koch.

And the lord looked out upon the faces of his servants and said:

“Go forth now, and proliferate your works throughout the earth”

And the servants of the lord did.

The Gospel according to Cyclic rate.

Let us pray.

As it was in the X-ring, now and until the depletion of the magazine,

forever and ever.

Cleared Hot.

Can I get a “Hell yeah!”

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