This is Why I Read Free Market Fairy Tales!

Mr. Free Market is in rare form in this post, daydreaming about having his own TV channel in Britain. I don’t grok all of the references (the English and Americans are still separated by a common language) but this part? This part I grok:

Shame it would never work, still, we can all fanatisise, especially me – although I have to confess that these days, said fantasies increasingly feature Kylie … on a tractor … in a wet suit … full of mayonnaise.

I could do without the mayo. And the wet suit. And even the tractor.

Hmm… Perhaps in sheer lingerie atop a mechanical bull…