I’ve decided to go to the Crossroads of the West™ gunshow at the Pima County Fairgrounds today. (My Kimber T-shirt is completely worn out and in need of replacement.) I will probably pay $5 for parking and $7.50 for admission so that I can spend another $20 on the shirt, braving myriad beef-jerky stands and beanie-baby display tables and having to dodge the Nazi memorabilia guy in order to find the booth where all they sell is gun-related T-shirts and cheap nylon holsters.
I might actually look at some guns while I’m there.
Be prepared for an after-action report.