Quote of the Day.

Much as it boosts the resonance of the bathroom baritone, a shower and tiled room will elevate a pedestrian girlie-scream into an operatic shriek. I’d like to say it was a bellow of surprise and outrage, but bellows do not hit the kind of high notes required to make all the metal in the room ring in sympathy.

LabRat, from this hilarious post.

I feel for you, sister. I fucking hate spiders.

Kill ’em with fire!!!