Once again by the mistress of snark, that inimitable quipsmith Tam:
Of course, the initial reaction to this is to head for the history section of the library in search of the appropriate “Decline and Fall of Rome” quote. I mean, what could possibly be more decadent than adjusting the tint knob on one’s cornhole? – from Anus niveus, stupor mundi.
That she writes like this at all is enough to engender envy. That she does it at 2:00AM is astounding.