Quote of the… Decade?

I hate the dentist. My teeth are like little vaginas.

SayUncle (attributed with his permission, even.)

First runner up, Rob Allen from Sharp as a Marble:

Rob: Do they have anti-gun conventions?

Me: No. They can’t get enough people to show up.

Rob: What would they do? “Here’s the anti-gunrange…”

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I guess you had to be there.