NEWSFLASH! Obama’s Berlin Speech Leaked!
A pseudonymous media insider going by the name of Red Pepper has secured a page from the speech presumptive Democrat Presidential nominee Barack Unqualified Obama wants to make before the Brandenburg Gate in Berlin, Germany. So far only one sentence of the text has been released to the New Media, a line that hearkens back to John F. Kennedy’s emotional and inspiring speech given there in 1963. Some 45 years later, Senator Obama’s voice will echo with power as he delivers these words:
“Ich bin ein beginner!”