It wasn’t that he needed two days and two lawyers, it was because there weren’t any pictures!
Reading Looking at Playboy on a commercial flight? At least Nancy has the, er, “decency” to fly private. He needs to read Chapter IX of Despotism Made Easy. Of course, Conyers’ wife is currently in prison, so perhaps the octogenarian needs a little “outside stimulus” that doesn’t involve ten-digit dollar figures, but still…