I live in NW Tucson, but outside the city limits. The area has been annexed by the town of Marana, but apparently I’m just outside that, too. Still, this news is worrisome: 
A digital road sign in Marana was reprogrammed over the weekend to warn drivers of undead corpses.
Someone without a dictionary tampered with a road sign on West Camino de Mañana, which is now West Twin Peaks Road, and issued this message to motorists: “Caaution Zombies Ahead!”
Area resident Dan Wolters first noticed the warning around 8 a.m. Sunday.
I need to load ammo! The zombie apocalypse is upon us!