My 11 year-old grandson has spent the weekend with us. Friday night he and I went to see Real Steel (good flick, BTW). This morning he and my wife made banana bread. Just a second ago, Kaoru said to him, “CJ, I need you to clean the living room.”
“What does it need?” he asked.
“It needs to look good!” she replied.
“It does look good!” he replied.
“WHY ARE YOU SO MALE?!?” my wife said.
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In response to my laughter from down the hall, she yelled “You’re not helping!”