I like to watch the Bravo series Inside the Actor’s Studio. Near the end of each show, host James Lipton asks his guests a list of 10 questions, the last of which is always “If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?”
Sean Sorrentino just gave me the perfect answer:
When I reach the Pearly Gates, I want the first thing I will hear to be “Unload and show clear.”