Doggerel

Jim of the blog Smoke on the Water (where he doesn’t post much these days) has re-written the lyrics to that classic ditty How Much is That Doggie in the Window? and has allowed me to premier it here first at TSM:

How much is that doggie on the menu? (arf! arf!)
The one with the chicken-fried-tail
How much is that doggie on the menu? (arf! arf!)
I loves me a fried doggie tail
On Air Force One to Indonesia
Vacationing far from my home
But they’ll serve me dog, yes I’ll eat some
I’ll chew it clear down to the bone
How much is that doggie on the menu? (arf! arf!)
The one with the chicken-fried-tail
How much is that doggie on the menu? (arf! arf!)
I loves me a fried doggie tail
I know that my party are robbers
Who love to keep folks in the dark
So I’ll have me a plate of some doggie
Halal or haraam but no bark
Don’t fry me a bunny or kitty
I don’t want a bird in a wok
I don’t want a plate full of fishies
I just want some fried dog, not dog talk
How much is that doggie on the menu? (arf! arf!)
The one with the chicken-fried-tail
How much is that doggie on the menu? (arf! arf!)
I loves me a fried doggie tail

Don’t blame me, I’m just the messenger!

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