So far, I’ve made it through life with almost all my standard equipment – I still have my tonsils and appendix, for instance. I did have my wisdom teeth removed when I was eighteen, but other than that, no surgery.
This morning, however, I’m getting an upgrade. My standard-issue eyeballs, Mk. I Mod 0 will be laser-modified to Mod 1. I’m getting custom LASIK to correct myopia and astigmatism.
Let’s hope that tomorrow I’ll be glasses-free for the first time since I was about six.