Jim of the blog Smoke on the Water (where he doesn’t post much these days) has re-written the lyrics to that classic ditty How Much is That Doggie in the Window? and has allowed me to premier it here first at TSM:
How much is that doggie on the menu? (arf! arf!)The one with the chicken-fried-tailHow much is that doggie on the menu? (arf! arf!)I loves me a fried doggie tailOn Air Force One to IndonesiaVacationing far from my homeBut they’ll serve me dog, yes I’ll eat someI’ll chew it clear down to the boneHow much is that doggie on the menu? (arf! arf!)The one with the chicken-fried-tailHow much is that doggie on the menu? (arf! arf!)I loves me a fried doggie tailI know that my party are robbersWho love to keep folks in the darkSo I’ll have me a plate of some doggieHalal or haraam but no barkDon’t fry me a bunny or kittyI don’t want a bird in a wokI don’t want a plate full of fishiesI just want some fried dog, not dog talkHow much is that doggie on the menu? (arf! arf!)The one with the chicken-fried-tailHow much is that doggie on the menu? (arf! arf!)I loves me a fried doggie tail
Don’t blame me, I’m just the messenger!