Satire mode=ON!

A poster over at AR15.com (who wishes to remain anonymous) contributed the following:

I finally got my phone call from Karl Rove’s Soldiers of Christ brigade today. Now that President Bush has been reelected, Operation Red America is now being implemented.

I’m supposed to report for duty at one of my neighborhood churches. We will be issued black battle dress trousers and brown shirts. We were also issued truncheons, jackboots, and gas masks that will filter out hemp and crack fumes. Apparently my assignment will be “camp guard.” In the interests of cost cutting, we were asked to supply our own jumper cables and dog leashes.

We will be trained in suppression and apprehension techniques. The progressives will be rounded up slowly at first, but the pace is scheduled to pick up around Christmas. By next year, all of America’s cultural and intellectual leftist elite will be imprisoned in reeducation camps.

We have waited so long to purge these Great States of America of the liberal disease, and the train is finally rolling.

If any of you wish to join the effort, please IM me and I will send contact info. Hint: non-Christians, non-Whites, and women need not apply.

Oh, BTW, please don’t repeat this to anyone, especially not the Leftists. God forbid they find out.

One of the respondents in the thread commented:

You too? My job is to set up Patchouli oil honeypots in select areas….

Another said:

LOL if I sent that to my mom she would believe it… Even though I haven’t been to church in two decades, despise authority and would much rather shoot at JBTs of the left or right flavor than join them.

Finally, my favorite reply:

What is interesting to think about is how revolting this is to every freedom-loving American. If you tried to explain that to one of the liberal dirtbags, they’d never believe you. They really think that we think like that!