Oh, Hell. Revised Quote of the Day.
I spoke too soon. This comment has todays QotD, hands-down:
She never blubbed publicly when it was proven that Bilbo did the cigar bit with Monica Lewinsky, but she turns on the waterworks when she contemplates not getting the Big Chair and then doing the cigar bit on all of us.
I need mental floss to get that image out of my head, but oh is it accurate!