I would REALLY like to win the next Powerball lottery drawing, because for Earth Day I’d REALLY REALLY like to celebrate by purchasing my version of the Ford EarthFucker™ – the SVT Raptor:
I like my rather sedate 2006 2WD Toyota Tundra, but I REALLY WANT this truck.
Unfortunately, the Tundra is paid for, and I am not interested in making payments on a new vehicle.
Thus: I must win the lotto.
UPDATE: No one won the Powerball drawing Saturday.